How do I personality maxx?

How do I personality maxx?

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>tfw 35 year old khv and that's me
>quiet, unemotional, polite, dutiful, hard working, quiet loser
how do i become talkative and funny? i have nothing funny to say

>90 percent of the talking
yep, i only talk less than 10%. i have nothing to say

what do?

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Theres somebody for everyone. Face it, your just not a Chad, not even a funny guy for that matter accept yourself for who you are.

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i'm i'd rather change myself to become talkative, funny and have a likeable personality

>tfw can't get a better job because i lack social skills to get promoted, lack a network and lack social skills to pass an interview

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Practice. Go to a lot of social events (preferably ones related to your interests) and try to talk to as many people as you can. Ask questions and crack jokes, don't talk about yourself unless asked. If you are insecure about having nothing to talk about, watch some popular shows or listen to popular music, just to be sure.
If you have a Chad friend, go out with him and see how he behaves, then try to emulate that.

this make me coom

Im not your personal clown, whore

You have to have an ego man. Stop listening to what people tell you. You have to stop acting like a pussy and start pretending you're the fucking shit. You're a god. You're entertaining. You're funny. You're sexy. You're jacked and handsome. People are stupid as fuck. They believe what you show them. If you act like a shy little pussy they're going to take your word for it. If you act like a confident douchey fuckboy girls are going to treat you like a confident douchey fuckboy.

Your opinion should matter more than others. Your presence should be more important than others. It doesn't matter if it's not logical. Women aren't logical. Women don't care how nice you are, or what a hard worker you are.

Fake. It. Til. You. Make. It. Stop living life like you're scared to make a mistake.

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I think I finally found a way to personality maxx. Drugs. Yeah lmao I know, inb4 “t. Kike”. Adderall and Xanax turned me into a god. Like I was that extroverted motherfucker who did and said what he wanted. People were drawn to me. Girls were asking for my number. I feel like it desensitized me to social situations a bit. Like now without any drugs I feel a bit better being the center of attention, way less anxiety in general. This was unplanned btw, I used the addy to study just to test it since I wanna stop drinking coffee daily. The xanny(.5mg, nothing serious) was just to attempt to offset the negatives I get from stimulants. Instead of studying I socialized, a lot lmao. But I don’t think drugs are necessary, you can accomplish it without them. They’re just tools to make it easier

>social events (preferably ones related to your interests)
what kind of social events?

>related to your interests
i don't have any interests tbqh. taking salsa lessons, trying to learn a foreign language, not much else going for me

>crack jokes
about what?

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I’m and wanted to say you should take advice before mine. I did great doing that in the past and only resorted to drugs because I went through some of what life can offer and ended up worse off than I initially started. Even with being medicated I’m nowhere near as far as I got by doing

Don't do this user, who you are sucks. Be someone else.

Does she fail to see that the actual constant in all of that is her?

>start pretending you're the fucking shit. You're a god. You're entertaining. You're funny. You're sexy. You're jacked and handsome.
i have heard this advice before, but i know this isn't me

i'm a total fucking loser
>low income, live with parents at my age
>no friends
>no social skills
>unattractive manlet
>no experiences or good stories to share

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real tlak youre too old to change and fucked. but if for any 20 (young) somethings with this issue just lie to your self unti lit becomes real. i was a huge nerd in highschool. bullied etc. joined the military when i was 20. lost virginity at 21. got out of the mil and went to university decided id change who i was from a shy retard to at least someone outgoing.

the first step was just to be a self absorbed asshole for a few years. just overall cocky and talkative and outgoing. im sure it was insanely cringy and made me annoying and a faggot for quite a while while i learned this type of social pattern that i failed to learn as a kid. but after a few years the lie became the real me (turns out personalities are fluid after all). now im 33 and a senior manager and while inside im still pretty much a quite loser when i get home and im alone if im with the wife or coworkers im outgoing, talkative and in the words of my peers "i can sell anyone on anything"

>being a single woman in your 30s
>complain about only betas interested in you

the absolute state of women, it's like she is oblivious to the fact that no respectable man would go after her other than maybe to fuck her for a night at best.

Youre fucki g hopeless. Your response reveals you don't really want to improve. If someone did tell you something to crack jokes about you are going to respond with
>I don't know about that
or
>That wouldn't be funny if I said it.
At the end of the day a lot of charisma comes from feeling like you have something valuable to offer people. You obviously don't have jack shit so stop wasting everyone's time.

quite the few people get married in their 30s. its not the 1950s anymore incel. stop g etting your life advice from reruns of Seinfeld

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None of that makes you a loser. Your attitude makes you a fucking loser. You have to be on your side dude. You can be whatever you want to be if you support yourself instead of terrorizing yourself.

Do you think you're the only person that lives with their parents or thinks they're awkward or short? You are not special. Feeling sorry for yourself is a trap. What part of fake it til you make it don't you understand?

No one in this world is going to feel sorry for you. No one in this world is going to help you. YOU have to take care of yourself, because no one else gives a fuck.

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"Fake it until you make it" is the single best way to change your behavior and mentality.

not everyone is funny or interesting. if you weren't making people laugh while you were a kid, sorry bucko, but you aren't going to be funny now.

>taking salsa lessons

Dude, you're already miles ahead of most of this board. Aren't there any cuties in your class? Do you talk to them at all? Doesn't the whole group go out once in a while?

If the answer to any of those questions is "no" or the group has already pegged you as the quiet autist, then go to a different class. Make up some bullshit if they ask you how you know salsa already like your aunt used to teach you when you were a kid or some shit, bitches eat that shit up. Don't get too caught up in the lie though, you're gonna fuck it up. Just have something rehearsed so you don't end up saying "I left my previous class cause everybody knew what a retard I was and I wanna fuck one of you hopefully".

Then just talk to people. All people, not just the hot chicks you're interested in or (on the other side of the spectrum) the safe randos who look approachable and don't give you anxiety. EVERYONE. Talk about random shit. Some go watch a popular movie ("yeah I went with some friends") and ask if anyone else has seen it. Comment on how well someone is dancing. Ask about their jobs, school, whatever mundane shit.

Just don't be too intense and act like you're interviewing them. Act aloof. Volunteer some relevant info about yourself and make it sound more interesting than it is. Bring up the language you're learning or some other shit.

99% of people have less interests than you. If you've got anything beyond netflix and social media, you're more interesting than you think.

I just talk to them as if I have no interest in them. If you're going in to make someone laugh you're going to fail. Same goes for if you try to "manually" walk, you start walking like a fucking robot.

There's also a fine line between teasing and outright disrespect and shitting on someone.

not true user, any successfull and self respecting man doesnt go for old women. you get a 20 something year old and start a relationship, sure you might only get married when she is in her 30s and you have been together for a while.

But why would you go for a girl that is still dating in her 30s ? That's just pathetic... why not go for 25-29 age range even if you yourself are in your 30s ? There is no reason to date women older than 30 for a man.

sure thing retard.

That was 100% written by a man.

funny, i'm quiet, unemotional and polite. I do want her to make 90% of talking, but make ALL decisions myself.

>I'm a ditz who needs to be entertained

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id rather cut my dick off with a hacksaw than date a 20 year old as a 33 year old. we would have absolutely fucking nothing in common you delusional retard. relationships aren't just about having some hole to fuck you braindead incel. fuck me just thinking about being in a relationship with a mentally retarded 20 year old causes me physical pain. imagining having to pretend to give a fuck about her Tik Tok facepage or w.e the fuck. Literally fuck your self you incel rational male retard.

p.s. Stay out of my country you nigger

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did he touch your nerve, gramps?

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>t. boomer

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Fake-it-till-you-make-it is the realest shit ever. Works 100% of the time if you do it right, not only in social situations but also at work and fitness.

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ohh yea he fucking did. i hate your faggot generation and you can keep your low IQ retarded instapaging women to yourself. you cellphone addicted niggers.

Just be yourself man

The people making those posts are 20yo themselves. They don't understand what it's like when you get older.

Because boomer women are much better, right?

What a fag

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I have never met a 20 yr old girl who had a tik tok.

The key to faking it till you make it is to actually put in the work and improve yourself. With that you will gain confidence as you go along and it will feel much more natural to you.

i guess man. like holy shit. how can you be so deluded and retarded to think dating some whore 10-15 years yoru junior is anything but boring as fuck. the fuck am i going to do make Tik Tokking videos with some thot. rather fucking die.
some women are based some are shit. welcome to life nigger.
shut the fuck up zoomer adults are talking

thank you

>Do you think you're the only person that lives with their parents or thinks they're awkward or short?
no, but this doesn't help my situation in terms of getting friends or a gf

girls want to be attractive guys, this includes looks and financial situation

people would rather be friends with attractive people. i don't think i'm shallow. but if you look around, the attractive people usually have the most friends

but you are right, i do need to change my mindset to help with changing myself

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I am not a boomer so I might have a different perspective here but in my experience girls are way more mature than guys of the same age. I have no trouble connecting with girls 5 years or so younger than me, infact girls my age often are rather boring and act like they are boomers when in reality we are all mid 20s. Hell even my coworkers and my boss who is 35 still act like fucking children when we are out drinking. We are still laughing about sex jokes like we are 12 year olds and I doubt it will ever change. I have even met 40 year old guys who are married and still act like fucking teenagers looking after girls and making dumb jokes. You might just have low test user.

stop caring about women, friend. 90% of anons on this board have unhealthy obbsession with women and that doesn't help your mental state, nor does it increase your chances of getting laid.
Remember - best state of mind to be is detachment - aka "i dont give a fuck". Then if you get gf its good, if you don't - its also good.

Angry boomer detected.
My gf is 8 years younger and we talk about anything, especially medicine and genetics.
If you start datibg a woman in her 30's and don't ask yourself "what has she been doing all this time? Why doesn't she have a partner yet?" buckle up for the cuckercoaster kiddo

"Fake it till you make it" isn't right. Say you needed some kind of operation, would you like the Doctor to be faking it? Say you needed a Lawyer or an Accountant, would you like them to be "faking it"? Don't fake it. Be real, man.

>Aren't there any cuties in your class? Do you talk to them at all? Doesn't the whole group go out once in a while?
there are some cuties. recently, two really attractive cuties joined
i don't talk to anyone in class (no social skills)
i think some people in class are friends with each other and do go out as a group sometimes

>or the group has already pegged you as the quiet autist
>then go to a different class
o-okay

>Talk about random shit.
this is my problem. i don't know what to say
before class starts, people wait in the lobby area. some people chat. some people stare at their phone (me), some people just stand there

i'd like to be the guy that can approach someone there and talk to them, but i don't know what to say tbqh

after class, people hang around to chat. while i'm the first one out the door after class ends

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not very smart? hugh?

>don't talk about yourself unless asked
Don't assume people aren't interested in what you have to say or you set yourself for disaster. Nor do you have to have lived something life-altering to share your experience. Just don't try to impress by talking, don't try to monopolize the spotlight and try to be relatable

> that grammar
Teaching English to europeans was a mistake

If you were the real deal, you wouldn't have to fake it.

>do submissive men want tall women
Aint there some truth to it? Isn't this some >mommy shit? You see this on chans too

>Teaching English to europeans
yep, this is murican education.

people, not women

>Do 99% of the talking every time
>thots are still bored
>all my male friends enjoy having long discussions with me
FUck this its all about genes

>personality maxx
Really just lifting and coffee IME. Might wanna pick up a fuckin book now and then too