Its getting closer and closer to that time of the year again, Jow Forums. Time to start thinking of what to dress up as to show as much of your physique again.
Post some Jow Forums approved halloween costumes.
Jow Forums Halloween costumes
William Phillips
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Grayson Walker
Thomas Brown
Bane, unless you're a dyel
Juan Young
>Its getting closer and closer to that time of the year again
>tfw never dressed up for halloween and went trick or treaing
>never went to a costume party
>tfw 35 year old khv
feels bad man
Nathan Jones
you'll only attract fags with that
Elijah Jones
Maybe next year, the humongous will always make me feel like a dyel.
Nathaniel Evans
like this isn't any different
Luke Bell
Christopher Butler
Why not this year?
Kevin Peterson
You best be able to either work the shaft like a pro or hit those high notes on Painkiller
Thomas Long
>insulting the Humungus
>the LORD Humungus
The Warrior of the Wasteland
The Ayatollah
>of Rock
>and >ROLL-AAAAAAHH
Evan Myers
Welp I fucked that up
Cameron Baker
Hey buddy, the leather club is two blocks down
Lincoln Baker
Last year I made a janky Pikachu costume out of cheap bits and pieces from Party City, and aside the fact that it was really fun to go around like that a lot of girls liked it. I've gotten bigger and moved since then, so I'm just going to reuse it.
Angel Cruz
Benjamin Sanders
...
Jaxon Lee
I'm too fat. 10kg seems like too much in too little time, next year for me bro
Logan Ortiz
Elijah Butler
Someone post it
Andrew Jones
Someone’s gotta post it
Henry Taylor
I want to go new boot goofin'
Brody Nguyen
Liam Sanders
...I lift...
Juan Williams
Julian Nelson
no
Kayden Wright
Kevin Brown
sauce
Oliver Anderson
Fucking easy and shows off gains. Duck tape knives on hands?
Kevin Ross
Brody Russell
3 years running. Hard part is finding a mask to see through
Nathan Perry
my boi
Austin Gonzalez
>show your physique
Faggot
I'm going as Dante
Parker Rogers
I need to get a lower bf% and a bigger ass first
Samuel Ramirez
manlet friendly as well lol
Brayden Allen
No one cared who I was until I made the sandwich
Matthew Martin
I will stay at home like I always do lol
Eli Sanders
I don't know what the artist was trying to convey in that painting, but it looks like that dude in red just did something to that little kid.
Leo Clark
YES
Jordan Carter
im fucking dying
Caleb Cook
>master of the Smegma Crazies and Gayboy Berzerkers
Ayden Allen
I'm going as the Mad Doctor from Killer7.
Robert Ross
That's not a costume
Charles Lewis
I've been a sexy bunn y for the last couple years (always different parties) but this year I'm thinking sexy wizard.
I've already got a half-top with a hood and wizard sleves and I need other elements to complete the look.
I'm thinking tights and lace-up hotpants for a start.
Any suggestions?
Christian Robinson
>need an ass
just go as smash 5 Snake.
Hunter Martin
I bet that costume gets you tons of dick
Andrew Parker
My chest and abs are hairy as fuck though
Liam Martinez
Forgot the fuckin pic
Easton Wright
Moot?
Nathan Smith
Lol I wish, tons of confidence gains though going to a cold room like that.
Isaiah Anderson
Checked and still keked.
Lincoln Bell
Lmao I probably could do his anime costume at a con or somehting.
It'd have to be somewhere people would recognize what I was going for.
Josiah Jenkins
Fuck you
Lincoln Hughes
Dante told that kid that he was doomed to stay in the manlet circle of hell
Wyatt Sullivan
Based and rainpilled
>all these people not doing couple costumes with their gf
You guys do have gfs right?
[spoiler]I'm going as Kelly C and my gf is going as Jon Snow[/spoiler]
Jose Edwards
Oh fuck that gave me a good laugh
Ian Reyes
Your kind are grotesque abominations.
Charles Clark
Don't do it.
Unless you're shredded from roids you're going to look half-assed.
If you were well socialized you could still pull off a win, but you're going to sperg out immediately with any female contact. You're going to spent hours, days, weeks planning, put on your costume, go out super tryhard, have some very brief mires, fail, get drunk and then wake up alone the next day.
Bentley Hernandez
How do i talk to women? Ive watch lots of videos on youtube but i always get shy then don't know what to do and sperg out. Should i try to redpill them?
Julian Parker
>Looking good, ladies!
>Where do you work out?
>I'm lost, can you help me find my mum?
>Follow that car!
>How many protons do you think this is?
Adrian Wright
Jelly bloatlord detected.
Oliver Flores
Will this actually work?
Andrew Fisher
Soon
Juan Bailey
You never know until you try, user.
Alternatively, complement hair (or something they have control over, like style or whatever) and try to get talking about something they're passionate about and that you can take an interest in/already know something about.
This post is general advice by the by, I have no idea how to talk to them. Or anyone aged within 10years of me, now that I think about it.
I believe in you, user.
Brayden Sanchez
Somebody post the pic of the bulky slave with a gas mask
Zachary Myers
Slav* lmao
Christopher Clark
Hh
Henry Stewart
im going to go as a virgin incel sitting in my room in the dark on halloween lmao
Hudson Brooks
T-todd is that you?
Nolan Ramirez
In that very thread it was discovered that the pic wasn't OP via reverse image search. Aside from that, OP claimed to be wearing a bald cap, which isn't present in the picture.
Austin Rodriguez
I guess no one ever noticed that he said he wore a "bald cap to cover [his] hair," yet the pic doesn't have said bald cap.
The geniuses here wouldn't notice something so trivial as that.
Benjamin Bailey
They just want to laugh at an epic screencap, even if it's fake
Owen Ortiz
FBI spotted
Aiden Murphy
Redpills only work after you’ve fucked them
Grayson Edwards
But, it's fake. Like all the roiders you losers idolize. It's all fake.
Charles Ramirez
What bf% is Asura? Also good ab workouts?
Lucas Cook
Im wearing a nutty costume
twitch.tv
Henry Diaz
Fuck off, i'm not buying it again
Joshua Cruz
Very underrated
Dylan Perez
Nolan Ross
Something about buff/ripped guys dressed as cute things like bunnies always gets a laugh out of me, like those pictures of swole guys with body pillows
Ayden Cruz
looks good to me daysoo
Matthew Cruz
I'm going as German WW2 man with a variation on the armband and no mustache
Jose King
Nah fuck you leatherman
Landon Ortiz
smells like australia
Jonathan Reed
Go for a soulpatch, user.
Adrian Gutierrez
I was born in the kitchen, molded by it
Carson Sanders
.....moot?
Andrew Sanders
moot is that you
Zachary Allen
You merely adopted the hob, I was braised on it.
Carson Bennett
Why did you post a blank sign?
Nicholas Rivera
Pic related also pic related.
Christian Butler
Hey bro, I've done it, I just used a black sweater for the mask, try to find something like lycra, and don't use something too large because if you pass it two times around your eyes you won't see shit
Jaxon Jones
Imma do that.
Matthew Davis
Try looking in the mirror, and then looking back at the picture, user.
It has a truth you need to see.
Josiah Clark
Niggachu
Jordan Thomas
Mr X
>Black trenchcoat
>Black fedora
>Black gloves
>Black army boots
>grey facepaint
If youre too DYEL you can fill the coat to make yourself look more buff
William Rodriguez
Approved Jow Forumsizens only, creeps.
Oliver Allen
Holy fucking kek, its this time of the year again. Burgers constantly talking about their costumes for two months straight. Does one day of larping really require all this hype and preparation? Is your one day commercialized holiday so imp
Leo Parker
The actor was objectively huge for Bane. He weighted 210+ at like 5’7”
Gavin King
going for the Hardo Gay look, I can dig it.