3 months of training, how am i looking guys?

What the fuck is on Jow Forums that could possibly encourage slide threads? Get the fuck over yourself

like a faggot

Just got off a one month ban
Decided to see how it's going here and I see shit like this
Its not healthy to be here
Jannies are niggers and I'm 5 years old

how do you even get a one month ban?

Underage posting
That's why I'm 5 years old
L8r masturb8ers

>What the fuck is on Jow Forums that could possibly encourage slide threads?
Unapologetic masculinity that discord trannies hate? You'll never be a woman, bud.

I said “you will never pass” on v to a tranny and got banned for a month

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you think you will get our sympathy this is the gay district

I asked them for a 13 year ban because I'm 5 and they gave me a month lol very irresponsible of these niggers to let such a young impressionable child to post so soon after acknowledging their age

Post with timestamp, please

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Lol

>not a coomposter in sight

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Really makes you think

OP is a sad product of divorce.. does NOT get the COOMS flowin'
Imagine being the cashier and this guy comes up with some fucking pink children's underwear and you know what his plans are but you just have to smile and ask if he found everything alright

ultra based and final redpilled
faggot in OP pic BTFO

Cooms are reserved for real women, not tr*nny w**bs

four tea cat penny?

I feel the divorce comes after the fact.

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Four tea purr cent

40%

what was the original of?
very creative

This bitch sounded like a girl voice from dexters lab in the very begining lol

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As a guy on 500mg of test right now.... you look fuckable.

Ahh shit you'd be fuckable without the test. I would plow that at least 5 times and regret it after each session. Wellp, time to jerk off.

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This fucking place...

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more pics please

I'd 100% do OP, I'm not even gay, I'm on hour 5 of no fap

this angers the roast

Guys, don't jerk it to homo shit: you're not really gay your brain just thinks this is all right because you can't smell pics and see how gross these fags are irl.

>I'm not gay, but I want to fuck this man

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>oooh baby... a triple

show us your dick cutie!

Shoo shoo larpers

Neck yourself faggot

It still gets a wholesome chuckle out of me, no matter how many times I read it

Except I had the chance to get tons of dick back in high school, but the homos hjitting on me always creeped me out. I like my men feminine, and my women masculine, what can I say?

I'm meeting up with my online friend soon and he's super cute and it might lead to sex/a relationship/sex/etc

help me I'm so nervous I've only been with women before

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HRAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHH

CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

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>I'm not gay because I didn't want to have sex with weird men
...What?
If you want to fuck a dude, you want to fuck a dude. Doesn't matter if he wears striped panties and thigh-high stockings, you're fucking gay. Or bi, as it were in this case.

You wouldn't fuck OP? Low T

based

Based

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based

fucking cute boys increases test

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Go to prison fag. That place suits you. You’ll be treated like a queen there

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This. But unironically.

>inb4 hoards of seething roasties
Females can't even begin to compete with this, and they know it.

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>tfw you want to get topped by a cute androgynous boy with a monster cock

anyone else know this feel

>ROMAN
>RVLES

Looking mentally ill.

is there a way to scape twink mode?
i'm too hairy and ugly to be cute

God I do.

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Lift big. Eat big.

It boggles my mind that some men end up with better feminine figures than most women

>inb4 benis

like a faggot

alright, i'll post a thread in six months so you know if i made it or failed.
i'll sign it with "Ex hairy twink"

wife material

Believe it or not but im an actual chad by irl standarts, have boned over 100 whores and op makes me rock hard. Why ffs

I can't tell if I was already gay or if Jow Forums made me gay.

custommealplanner.com. I suggest a 5% caloric surplus, and don't skimp on cardio so you can fit in more good food.

MODS!!!

>MODS!!!

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What is your twitter? :3

>mods
>on r/fit

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Where did you buy that shirt? I need one badly now that I know they exist.

Also, very hot, the collar really brings it all together.

god I want to take that cock so deep inside me, it would be so hot, a muscular guy getting absolutely fucked by a cute boy

I'm not gay, but I'm definitely a fag for cute boys.

How does it feel being a faggot user?

I'mma need that sauce... for research

First, don't underestimate body hair. A well-scaped treasure trail and light chest hair is god-tier imo. But in my experience an old-fashioned safety razor is the best for body hair.
As for toning the body, a combination of bodyweight exercise, stretching, and cardio is ideal. Swimming, yoga, dance, etc. is best for getting that slim, tight body.

To bad boys aren't cute gtfo faggot

nice nsfw image you dumb degenerate fuck

i wanna cum in ur asshole and cry after

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I'm gonna die a fit virgin. Being a Muscle Wizard isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>GUYS DO I FIT INNN??? IM AN EPIC FEMANON GUYSSSSSSSS

I don't approve of the degeneracy of gays. But most if not all of these numbers are absolutely fake. This image is just bs.

Cute af. Wanna be my gf?

If I had a cartoon i'd hire you for voice work.

Just knowing I'm dabing on roasties by being a faggot is enough

based lmao but he's just a zoom zoom who read it on /b/ once

NNOOO THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

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Coomerinstinct when?

MY ADVERTISERS NOOOOOOOO

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Like a giant faggot, but that would be true regardless of whether you trained or not.
Find Jesus.

corysteph18 mah dude

Hey buddy, you can't post that here. 4channel is a family friendly website. Crude content like this belongs over at Jow Forums.org.

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Please be in London