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/fraud/ - no thread in 2 days edition

Before asking your stupid beginner questions (yes, they are stupid), make sure to read ALL OF the r/steroids wiki:
reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index

>Reddit link
yeah, fuck off

Don't ask us to help you dose your AI. It's very individual. or see CCFC's handy faggotry guide.

Oral-only cycles put strain on the liver and cause a shutdown of natural testosterone production for not a lot of benefit. Just pin and thank us later.

ABSOLUTELY no source talk.

This isn't a medical forum. Stop asking for medical advice and go to a doctor.

Don't ask us to help you schedule your pinning dosages. Use steroidcalc.com/

If you're going to ask a beginner question, make sure to include:
- age
- bf%
- time spent training

previously:

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How long can roids be stored?

im stronger than the average grizzly bear

fraud is dead get over it

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Been running a really long cycle and my balls have completely atrophied, do I run hcg now or wait till end of cycle?
Also, how do I dose hcg?
This is my first cycle, 21, 6'0
Month 1 and 2
400 test 400 deca weekly 40mg anavar daily
Month 3
200 test, 500 tren, weekly
Month 4
Same as month 3 except with 400 mast added for last 4 weeks
I have 3 weeks left

Is 22 too young to run first bulk cycle of test e 500 this winter for 10 weeks after I finish cutting? Hcg weeks 3-10, adex 1-12 then nolva pct for 12-16. Lifting for 5 years natty, currently 180lbs. Lifts are 165/300/365/415. Been reading up on it for the last couple years and I know theres a chance my natty test wont return to what it is now (811ng/dl) so I'm wondering if I should even risk diminishing my semi-high natty levels for 3 months of glory, then again if I return to baseline and maintain the mass of my genetic limit I'd say it would be worth, no?

Vials? Years if you keep them out of light, proper temperature etc.
Orals/meds? Indefinitely if you store them properly too.

Yes

Start now, you're using 19-nors which shut you down hard. Dont run it during pct since its suppressive.
Dont pct anyway lmao just cruise

Go longer than 10 weeks, get 3 vials which should last you ~15. 22 yo is fine.

Permanent shutdown is a meme. The only time your test production won't return is if you had issues like hypogonadism prior to cycling. Test levels fluctuate a lot as a natty so don't put too much stock into your exact levels, as long as you arent having symptoms of low test you're fine.

You won't want to come off once you start, but steroids aren't magic and one cycle won't do too much to your physique

Is it safe to take estrovoid during test e only cycle? Or will that not help at all to stop me from getting man boobs.

I had to google that

protip: if you can buy it on amazon it's not a real thing

Waste of money, get actual aromatase inhibitors for use on cycle. Keep your estrogen as high as possible while avoiding sides, e2 is anabolic and it is helpful to have a higher e2:test ratio while on cycle.

Herbs and spices and tea leaves won't do shit.

>one cycle won't do too much to your physique

My plan is to use ostarine for a cycle. Then my testosterone levels will be low and I'll go to one of those T-replacement clinics. Then they'll prescribe me testosterone even as my levels return to normal.

Good plan? Bad plan? I want T but don't want to break the law

1. Ostarine won't supress you all that much. Rad way better choice, or at the least ligandrol, which would probably supress you enough to get perscribed the stuff, but has the added benefit of not making you feel all that bad post cycle and not really needing any real pct if you're like most people.

2. You shouldn't start the trt until you've naturally recovered from the other anabolics, whatever they may be. At least 8 weeks of nothing at all, unless it's Rad, which may actually shut you down, in which case you'd need a serm as well obviously.

Other than that, not the dumbest plan I've ever heard.

>cycle
>first cycle
>21
>tren
>mast

kys for real. You genuinely don't deserve to live, and will eventually put other human beings in danger with your wreckless, ill considered, uneducated and researched risk prone behavior. Go for it now.

Ps:
Once you come off you'll want to kill yourself anyway w that much gear this early in your life. Seek help dumbass, or just go ahead and go for it.

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steroids are dead, the guys still on gear these days are living in the past. the general public knows about steroids since a while now and nobody is impressed by some roided out tool. The cat is out of the bag so to speak.

Good luck on your progeria goals in 2020 tho, enjoying the aesthetic effects on your skin, hair follicles, while also fucking up your lipids and heart slowly but surely

Meanwhile I'll just stay natty in good shape and chill with the girls who arent into hypogonadic impotent cucks

Hmm, I hadn't heard of RAD140. Sounds like it is a superior SARM

Anyone have experience with it? The possible vision problems I've seen reported do disturb me

I haven't gotten any sides at all though and mentally only notice a spike in aggression and libido
Will PCT really be that bad?

I'm kinda spooked now, will I still feel suicidal if I just cruise? Is there a way to like taper down the tren till I'm only on TRT doses for a while before I PCT?

Lol I doubt steroids would even work on a DYEL like you anyway.

Hahahaha
> “iLL jUsT sTaY nATTyyyy”

No one would ever question that you are natty so why would you feel the need to even make that statement? You think girls are looking at your natural body and getting wet over it? AHAHAHA. They can smell the low test and mouth breathing from miles away.

It’s okay though bro, eventually you will die just like every juicer out there, only your coffin will be the size of a child’s and not a fucking mutant.

TratJar is intoxicated again cause he hates himself

Alright faggots shill me an oral to kickstart my first 500mg test cycle

Thinking Dbol, Tbol or Anavar.

>It’s okay though bro, eventually you will die just like every juicer out there, only your coffin will be the size of a child’s and not a fucking mutant.

the biggest juicers (piana, el sonbatty etc) all die as a 100lbs anorexic after wasting away for weeks in the hospital

How lean are you and what are you aiming to do? If you're just trying to bulk and put on as much size as possible use dbol, if you're already in relatively good shape and fairly lean and want to pack on lean muscle mass without much fat or bloat use anavar or tbol. I'd personally recommend anavar as it's not really noticeably hepatoxic and has almost non existent sides.

What is the use case of clenbuterol?

I'm at about 15-17% bodyfat, not as lean as I'd like. I'm aiming mainly for lean muscle gain but also hoping to generally recomp.

I'm worried about dbol because of the aromatization, and I'm not really sure how heavily I aromatize so kicking off my first cycle with dbol seems like a recipe for high estrogen.

picture in the OP is a good example of why you shouldnt juice. that face looks like a baloon

Seriously though, what were you thinking to add in tren 500mg to your first ever cycle at 21 years old, are you autistic? A brainlet? Or both?

does equipoise make one hungry? Ive stopped taking it for a while and the binging stopped then I started it again and its happening again, plus this weird dread unrelaxing feeling dominating my life, i cant explain it. how fast will this shit clear out of my system

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how much is that ostarine costing you?

what to you guys use for shrinkish

Anyone tried a SARM cycle?

Anyone here use intra workout carbs when cutting? What do you use?

I'm cutting on pretty low carbs (none on off days, ~65g on training days, with a high carb / cheat day once a week or so). My training sessions with mostly smaller lifts are fine, but leg day is suffering, and I'm not having that. I'm looking at adding in some carbs while training.

I've used mountain dew when traveling for work, and it works well, but I'd rather not make a habit of it.

No one was talking to you, fat water balloon.

What about anal ingestion, I‘m deathly afraid of needles

Unironically, it would absorb faster but would be shitty and a pain in the ass.

>piana
nigga your retarded

Acrilic

First cycle and my joints are fucking killing me. Anything help with this?

Hunger is a known side effect

Sarms are for retards

Maltodextrin + bcaa
Fruit juice even, though a bit too sugary for my liking. For me carbing up before a big session is better

Sounds neat, until you realise half the oil is going to leak out of your asshole

Add Nandrolone
Actual joint pain or tendonitis?

Pinning for the first time today. I feel like I have the wiki memorized. Any other tips I should know?

>Maltodextrin + bcaa
>Fruit juice even, though a bit too sugary for my liking. For me carbing up before a big session is better
Thanks. I might just grab some Gatorade or something, though I think the maltodextrin might be more efficient. I just know I need more than the 40g from the Clif bar I normally eat preworkout.

Yeah, stop crashing your Estro.

Don't forget to breathe so you won't almost pass out like i did lmao

Mast on a cruise? Like 250 mast 250 test?

Not unheard of, but slows down or prevents your lipids from returning to normal. May give you symptoms of low e2.

how important is cardio health for running 250-500mg of test for 8-12 weeks? Will it make a difference if I can run a mile in 5 minutes vs being an out of shape pos? (I stopped lifting/running but I can get into running again if it'll help)

What's your goal e-level, CCFC?

based.

>2nd week in
is increased libido and urge to fuck whatever moves normal on cycle?

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>2nd week in
is increased libido and urge to fuck everything normal on cycle?

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As high as possible until i cry at gifs of dogs.
Even if nips start burning i just use ralox, estro is very anabolic and the aim of the game is too keep it as high as possible while mitigating sides.

Are steroid side-effects overrated?

My dick more or less went soft during sex, time to get the estro down?

fuck your roids, does anyone know where to buy aderall online?

Just lie to your doctor and tell him you can't focus. In NA they prescribe that shit to every kid that can't sit still. Just make up a story about how you always had those problems in school and now you have them at work and want to be tested.

k

Instead of taking meth pills, look into modafinil.

Yeah maybe if you don’t care about aesthetics. High estrogen kills facial aesthetics.

up the dose

Can doing roids for a short while fix a soft onions gyno bod, with no negative consequences?
If so how?

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yes, 500mg for 24 weeks

Why would you? Why not actually build a base and learn to train and eat before introducing AAS?

anyone on here remember chem and know what happened to his dumb ass?

Still doing drugs, still beating his girlfriend

Bad people really never seem to die do they

Thoughts on Rest Days? What about Deload Weeks?

I'm currently trying to work around this stupid Tennis Elbow / Elbow Tendonitis I got going so I think a deload week is in order, to let it heal so it can stop being a gains goblin...

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Hgh/mk677 if you’re not already

I have really good genetics and things tend to work well for me so I was confident. I tapered up with tren ace from 50mg a day as everything I've read said to do,
I experienced only minor sides, increased body temp, carb sweats, and inflamed nipples and lactation from the prolactin spike but I was prepared with caber on hand which treated it immediately.
I had done all necessary research and taken precautions, and yes I've read 'oh you should never do this for your first cycle' but that sounds like elitist pussy logic to me. The fact is I understood the risks and chose to go ahead anyway and I've responded extraordinarily well to it, so what's the problem? It's the same as people saying not to roid unless you've been lifting for years, but if I train hard and my diet is on point and I'm already making solid gains naturally, I'm already in a position to reap the rewards.
In total I've been training for 7 months now and I've gained almost 50lbs of lean mass

How? And long-term?

Might want to try rippetoe's method to do that

I’m not gonna but I was wondering if it could permanently cure the gyno onions body and take me to at least normal male average barely lifts body

You really shouldn’t be roiding

No because your shit body is caused by a lack of muscle and too much bodyfat which could only be corrected by fixing your sleep, diet and lifting. If you started roiding you'd probably look even worse.

So I injected with an insulin needle cause I ran out of pins and the pharmacy's in my city are fucked and amazon dot ca is trash. Felt like I lost half my gear even though it all went in?

Is subq trash or should I get longer insulin needles till I can manage to get regular steroid needle tips. I have the syringes but the stores wont sell me the tips its fucked

Water retention gives you moonface.

iirc subq test absorbs quicker therefore used up quicker.

with slins i stick to delts , bis and lats, no subq

also, if you dont live in buttfuck nowhere canada, jsut go to a needle exchange and walk out with a garbage bag full of barells pins and swabs.

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>Can doing roids for a short while fix a soft onions gyno bod
>curing gyno with roids
this is literally what natties believe

You are absolutely fucking clueless, but to answer your question: roids aren't magic and you wouldn't see a difference even after 15 weeks on 500mg (besides getting fatter). If you already have gyno it will only make it worse.

Yeah smash that AI

Over exaggerated? Yes, for the most part but how you respond is entirely based on your genetics. The risks are small and almost always manageable with the correct supplementation but you're taking risks nonetheless

Of course
Enjoy wanking 3+ times a day

I was thinking about doing primobolan cause it's weak and almost no estrogenic side-effects.
Thoughts?

Buy some fucking maltodextrin, you want glucose if at all possible.
I like 30-40g of carbs in an intraworkout shake with a amino acids creatine and protein powder if I'm training first thing in the morning.

Anyways training in compression shorts. Yay or nay?

>In total I've been training for 7 months now and I've gained almost 50lbs of lean mass
Natty here. I've trained for 5 years and put on maybe 20 lbs lean mass and can't even bench lmao2pl8. I want to kms now thanks.

Questions pls answer.
Do you guys buy steroids online?
How do you guys know that the steroid that you bought is legit? What if you bought like test but it's actually tren?
Do you just have a very trusted source?

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You can't go and say shit like "I've responded extraordinarily well to it" without providing before and after pictures
Also you haven't gained 50 pounds of non fat mass in seven months.

Yes
Google it. Look up review forums. If someone tries pulling that shit they get blacklisted as a scammer and removed.
I have several i rotate between depending on what i need

Thats the safest if you can get the real stuff. Its faked all the time

Really depends on location you're at.

my life now literally consist of sleeping, eating, working, lifting and fapping

Finland

I know there's no source talk allowed but I just wanted to properly vent my frustration that at this point in my lifting career I would /fraud/ to the fucking moon and am unable to acquire any jewse

Git gud

On a cycle of it right now, probably about 50 days in, have noticed my fuse being significantly shorter but the gains are noticable and strength gains are pretty insane.

I swear SARMsniggers should get banned for posting about their garbage bullshit. Do some actual roids, retards.

This is why cialis was invented user.
Nice stiff but girthy estro cock is great although you'll cum in a couple minutes.
Solid orgasms though.

I would have to be good looking to start with to care about aesthetics user.

just get them off internet, if you dont know where / how ur too young

I train in a singlet. Do whatever's comfortable.

go for it. 10 weeks is pretty short though.

>being this triggerd