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I'm as hairy as this but I'm trying to shave on my stomach
I think Butch Hartman is gay af
Ideal back
>train lats to failure every day
>6 hours of stomach vacuums every day
Is this a good plan to achieve Raziel physique?
Everytime lads.
source?
Sun ken rock manga
Never skip foot day every again to get big hooves like that. Then you're on the right track.
JoJo.
Ngmi
I wanna have insane shoulders like a Street Fighter character
Unironically.
Just wanna get fit and trim with some nice muscle definition.
0 interest in becoming built like a brick shithouse.
Well, I've got the hair part down at least
>he doesn't like JoJo
If ever there was a sign of not making it, this would be it.
if only there was a magic potion
oh but there is
wtf, is this real life?
So, 32 fl. oz are about 946 ml, almost a liter.
How heavy is this crap? How dense is it?
Water has a density of 1g/ml
But half a kg of this monstrosity is almost entirely made up by fat and carbs: 135 g + 333 g + 38 g = 506 g
What is the rest, water, milk? Can you even suck this through a straw?
Also, strange US units of measurements and declarations like "calories 2600"
Shouldn't it be: "Energy: 2600 kcal" ?
a fit femboy
n-no bulli pls
:'(
achievable natty?
>not JoJo
unironically ngmi
part of me tells me to tell you to join the 42% but another part of me wants to fuck you in the boypussy
Only tattoos i actually like
I..I'm not a tranny...
I...I'm just a man...
I recognize that bulge!
Hello ma'am, may I please suck your cock?
B-but I'm a man. S-surely you're not gay... a-are you?
The only thing I argue with this movie is that if they were truly going toward human evolution, we’d have the skin of snakes or lizards. That’s what the dinosaurs originally had.
i dont think you can call yourself a man anymore
That's for you to find out.
Do you want to be the chad strong manlet or the Virgin lanklet warrior
traps are so gay that they are actually kinda straight
I'm a lawyer so all I want is to look as good as Kira in a suit.
forgot to ask if achievable natty?
Based
I think I can.
W-woah... t-this is g-getting a bit t-too intimate n-now a-user...idk what to say...
Say nothing, let me have at that feminine cock of yours and just enjoy the moment...
Based. Came here to post Batman
O-o-oooohhh a-user...it feels... it feels nice...p-please don't stop. Oh God I'm g-gonna c... COOOOOOMMM!! AAAAAAA
Don’t worry. You never will.
W-well I'm no trap, but I'm a-also not s-straight...
Based af
Thank you for the marvelous gift. I hope your transition to a beautiful feminine girl goes well.
>not aiming for waamu mode
ngmi
you sure do behave like a trap, but if you look like a man then thats a no from me
W-what transition!?
Guess I do, but I'm not. Doubt I'd be into you either. I'd bet money on most people here looking disgusting.
based
If you're gonna behave like a trap you may aswell look the part
growing the horns might need some fraud
W-well, not exactly trying to be a trap, but I am looking into making myself cuter by doing stuff like losing weight.
Is this achievable natty?
I hate women. And also yes I am gay.
thats pretty gay of you
thanks satsuki kiryuin from Jow Forums for reminding me of what a disgusting fucking tranny retard that guy that i was talking to is
I..I'm not a tranny...I swear. Stop namecalling...
so why'd you post an image of one?
Well obviously because I want a body like his. Just look, no hormone tits on him, just little cute pecs.
Not the best body shot but I pretty much want to look like this when I wear a tight t-shirt.
Also Sweet Mask is the best hero, prove me wrong.
calves every day too
eat raw ground beef every meal every day then walk into an airport and die in your mid 20s
Gotta lose your lower jaw first.
Is this achievable natty?
and why is he dressed in female clothing?
Well, dressing in female clothing is nice, tranny or not.
ok tranny
Us just puts Cals instead of kcal
>I think I can.
well you're wrong, you are a worm not fit to walk this earth. Brainwashed by media to fuck what amounts to twinks or trannies, you disgust humanity with your presence sodomite.
Did I upset you christcuck? Who are YOU calling brainwashed? Give me more attention, please! Aaaahhhh! I love it!
Not reading your trash you pathetic creature, continue jacking it to trannies/twinks while not lifting and being a failure.
A failure? At what? You're making an awful lot of assumptions about me. You're pathetic cattle.
this one
Saido chesto
It won't happen don't worry
Based
I'll keep posting this until i reach it
>2019
>still not fucking traps
>So, 32 fl. oz
>How heavy is this
>how heavy is 32 oz
Yeah somehow I still have my sanity despite spending hours with you homo faggots every day
It's hilarious how you people who believe whatever multi-billion dollar media corperations tell you to call people like that other guy cattle.