Finally found my motivation

Started an intermittent fast a couple of days ago. My goal is to make my wife jealous of other women who suddenly take interest again (none do since I've put on the weight). This will result in either my bitch wife putting out more, or me banging those other women. Maybe both. Either way, I win. What's your motivation?

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forwarding this post to your wife.

fucking your wife who is tired of her fat husband

I went through her phone. Probably not out of the question desu.

Why are you still even married?

Deep dish pizza is good
Yikes user
This

I'm sure she hasn't acted on anything. Sex drive too low. But she apparently likes to oogle guys at the gym.

Holy shit, imagine making a dietary change just to spite someone who you're supposed to love.

Fucking lol.

OP's life is a mess.

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>her sex drive is low
lel at anons who think this means anything other than you dont make her horny

True enough, so let's see if I can with a better body. I'm giving her a chance at least.

Im in a horrible relationship too OP. im also spiteful like you. I refuse to leave just so i can make her life a misery. Im miserable too, but i get some sort of petty thrill demoralising her.

She gives as good as she gets, and always attempts to sabotage my gym, shes cut up my gym clothes, and brings drugs around me.

Id rate my relationship 2/10

It's not a noble motivation, but it's a motivation nonetheless.

They say success is the best revenge. Petty, but still

Knock her out

Hate fuck her

All I need is based Snake Diet Man yelling at me and calling me a fatty.

If you think her drive is too low its because she is getting driven by somebody else

Speaking from experience, cuck?

It was driven to almost non existant by years of BC pills. BC is an evil thing for a woman's sex drive. It's better since my vasectomy a year and a half ago. But she's definitely not turned on by me.

Yes, I've been the man fucking their wives

Don't tell her you're doing IF either. Or better, do OMAD. Anyway, each time before you stuff your face exclaim "I can't believe I'm eating AGAIN already!"

In my experience plots to make your women jealous of you for the sake of attracting other women backfire horribly.

How so?

Based OP, but you are a total piece of shit and honestly, you probably hate yourself more you're just projecting it onto your wife. Why not find the source of your negative self image instead of seeking validation from roasties? Why not improve and fix what you have instead of projecting the image of improving yourself? Why not actually improve yourself and your marriage?

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You should definitely work out user and stop being such a degenerate faggot, but your wife’s hormones may be off, take her to the doc and get her sex hormones checked, it can make a huge difference if they are right

Women love when other bitches are attracted to you. My GF outright said she loves when i walk around topless in public (in places where it is acceptable of course).

Neck yourself faggot we all know you only like dicks in your butt

Because she will start to think you're cheating on her and do the same. If sex is that important to you. Leave her. It will save you a buttload of time and heartache.

Don't hate the player, hate the game

based

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You're probably right to a degree, I got here by damn near drinking myself to death. But she didn't help at all, so doing this out of spite seems like it would make me feel better.

It is very apparent you are a virgin, have sex

>tries too hard to pretend to be OP
ngmi

Eating more deep dish

Ask your wife if I'm a virgin