Farmer's carry

Die He die?

>lunge
>ids only breakfasd :--DDDD

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>deadlift
>gym paladin hates me now

acctually chuckled

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Kek

>bench press
>not pressing a bench

>farmers walk
>cant walk inside tractor

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>preacher curls
>get stage fright

>chin-ups
>still sad

ebin

Based if real
youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

>pull-ups
>still poor

>do leg extensions
>still a manlet

Nice.

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Why is the loading pin that long? Clearly you can't walk with that shit if you load it that far, it'll just insist on being where your legs are.

>calf raises
>actually a vegan

Manlets wouldnt be able to use that thing becauze its gonna roll instead ROFLMAO

>trap bar
>not serving drinks to faggots

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>insist on being where your legs are
You make it sound like a mad 6 year old child that can't sit where it wants to lmao

I am

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>trap bar
>it gets away

>dumbbell flys
>through the windshield of that powershitter that left skid marks on the last pulldown seat’s car

>ab vacuums
>cant hear the tv

>load it full with 45s
>screach WRYYYYYYYY and mow down people

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Kek

wtf is the point of "spotters" if they are gonna stand 10ft away from the bar. Shit goes south and the motherfucker is already dead.

>Burpees
>Actually end up puking

holy kek

>calf raises
>not a farmer

perkele

>dips
>not covered in sauce

>Overhead Press
>Not a single news helicopter present

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>deadlift
>no dead people lifting in sight

>Smith machine
>Have no experience working metal

>clean and jerk
>jerk first clean later

>concerned mothers
>mom doesnt care if i die

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>clean and jerk
>leave with a mess on the floor

>concentration curl
>not inside a concentration camp

>do good mornings
>is evening time

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>>concerned mothers
kek

>shrugs
>I know precisely what I'm doing

>do cable flys
>cable stays intact

>snatch
>not stealing the barbell

its all the schoolboy summerfags still around
shoo shoo concentrate on your classes

>power snatch
>dick got stuck

>pendlay row
>I SAID ROW DAMMIT

Kek

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>clean and jerk
>leave the shower to start workout

>one rep max
>my name is Eric

kek

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>front squats
>stare at my gym crush until an employee comes around, then pretend I’m doing exercises

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>western front squats

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>at least three spotters
>no one spotting
who are these reatrards?

Lol best one

>good mornings
> still want to die

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t. closet newfag

>French press
>Still Spanish

>Dips
>No chips

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>our
you've been here for a maximum of 4 months, newfag

>French press
>don’t drink coffee

Blessed post.

Brilliant.

>deadlift
>i'm still here motherfucker

>clean and jerk
>i'm actually nice, but very messy

> Preacher Curls
> I'm an atheist

>tricep extension
>succeed

>Russian twist
>Putin was backing Hillary the entire time

probably just moved away to let the camera guy take an impressive pic

>chin ups
>still feeling down