My thighs are too big for my balls

My thighs are too big for my balls.

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My balls are too big for my thighs

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Lose weight.

this

Do as I did and cut yours too

my balls are two thighs

Unironically this. It's a sad life. Ive got an average pecker, about 7 inch, and my thighs squish the hell out of it.
>Tfw you can squat 3pl8 5x5 but no at gf to pump your high test loads into

This.
Nowadays when I get in my car and drive, I unzip my pants so I can stretch my sack out so I'm comfy when I'm driving.
Thing is once you get out the first thing you have to do is zip your pants back up and if someone sees you doing it it gets weird.

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mmm thicc guys manspreading

People still have balls in 2019. KEK. why haven't you got your balls removed and just inject estrogen and onions directly into your bloodstream for the rest of your life, shitlord!? What a fuckin loser KEK KEK KEK.

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>KEK
Cake
>KEK KEK KEK
Cake Cake Cake

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7 inches average? I tought it was 4. This is really unsettling.

Don't worry bro, user is a coping 8 incher, the average is 9.

Almost same bro. I’ve got my tiny 10 incher and 2 tiny tomato size balls. I don’t even wear pants or underwear anymore.

Average is actually 10” if you include the prosthetic penis losers of porn.

>tfw you're a skelly who can cross his legs because you can fit a soda can in his thigh gap

It is bro you’ll be fine

I bet it's not even 8" around dicklet

Wtf we're talking about erect penises right? 7 inch isn't about average???

Why can't I get any women then :(

maybe he didnt word it like this intentionally but...

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18 inches is average where I'm from based on the penis inspection census

How autistic must he have been to use his full name on a forum

Autistic enough to go on a killing spree because girls didn't want to fuck him?
I dunno, I'm still laughing because he having autism means that his comment on the BB forum was not a joke.