Alright, actual /mire/ thread now
>nice get, antimage E-fag
>At work after chest day
>kinda crushing on this slavic milf
>kinda my boss but fuck that
>we're in the break room, I'm crashing on the couch, passing out
>she wakes me up to go back to work
>she's eye fuckin me
>get up and walk with her, askin her about work
>she's running her eyes down my body with zero fucks given about anything else
>pop a boner
This isn't even my final form u sexy bytch
FOCKING COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>durr dis burzon nodiz I wurk ot
These threads are the worst thing to come out of summer
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Tfw underage cooom
mire threads have been here for a minute kid
if we post here jannies will never notice, do we have any news from the tinder thread of this beautiful monday evening?
>a minute ago
>not still summer
Retard!
Unironicly its a summerfag meme
NICE PIC OP UHGGGGGGGG THIS IS GONNA HELP ME COOM UHGGGGGG
>Woke up this morning
>Forgot oldest daughter had friends stay the night
>Walk into living room not expecting anyone there
>Walk into room full of scantly clad girls, my daughter, my nieces, and a I had morning wood
>Thankfully I sleep fully clothed and was able to turn away
>Some of daughters friends and nieces I'm sure got a glimpse
>Got supplements and went back to bedroom
>Could hear daughter angrily soft yelling for others to shut up and stop it
>Afterward other females left I asked if I upset everyone
>Daughter was upset because they kept calling me sexy and hot
>At the club with some friends
>Make eye contact with girl a few times
>Smile at her, she smiles back
>I go outside for some air with a mate, I sit down
>After a while, she comes with a friend
>This girl's friend asks if her friend could sit with me lol
>I let her sit and we start talking
>After a bit, she goes "user do you workout" and squeezes my arms
>"Sometimes haha I play tennis"
>I grab her thigh and start moving my hand up
>Both getting horny as fuck
>We go back inside, order a drink, kiss and take her back to my place
>Pound that sweet pussy for 30 min and coom all over her
Crash that all of ya’ll had morning wood
>at cousins party
>scared to approach girls
>anxious because I dont know anyone
>nearing the end
>all the girls are extremely drunk
>walking to my patio
>hear all of a sudden
>U HELLA CUTE THO
>girl grabs my bicep and tries talking to me
>shes fat
>not feeling it
>still felt really nice
>go get a cut from my barber
>he slaps my delts and squeezes them, says I get a little bigger every time he sees me
Y-you too.
kinda gay, unless he said no homo.
What happens after these nights?
You just leave and never talk to that girl again? Do any of you guys think about your one night stands and actually like the girl? Is it a silent agreement that it’s just a night of sex and no relationship?
Actually I messaged her the next day and looks like we'll see each other again
nice win
Lol. Go ahead, keep trying to get people to stop posting hot girls on Jow Forums. I'll watch until you finally give up because, let's face it, you'll never, ever get it to stop
This one was about a week ago
>new guy gets hired at wagie job
>GM hates his guts apparently and thinks he's a shithead
>work a shift soon after with him and butch lesbian bro
>he seems like a respectable kid, still a shithead but respectable
>reported to GM saying he wasn't as bad as I thought
>GM says "oh he was probably just too afraid to act up because you give off this like alpha male energy"
>feel really good about myself
He was just being friendly.
You know, typical customer service stuff.
Though the first thing I did think of us the 'thick solid, tight' copypasta.
Wonder how many one night stands she had to have before she found a guy as charming as you