>Literally makes your muscles grow faster by purring
Literally makes your muscles grow faster by purring
Lucas Fisher
Dominic Sanchez
Ssh don't tell them
Daniel Lewis
I love my big fatass cat anyway, but holy shit if he's helping my gains I'm gonna treat him like the King of Cats.
Leo Cox
lmao longcatz is l0ng
Daniel Collins
>if
medium.com
>Purr vibrations help to heal infections, swelling, bone healing and growth, pain relief, muscle growth and repair, tendon repair and joint mobility
Better start treating your little bro like a king
Michael Rogers
interesting
Nathaniel Hill
cats are bros, pic related
Brody Peterson
I havent even touch my cat in years so welp
Brayden Foster
hmmmm...
Lucas Wright
Can't you just listen to purring on youtube
Michael Hall
The vibrations are what matter, not the sound
Matthew Allen
That's an otter retard.
Hudson Hernandez
Holy fuck lmao
Liam Price
That's clearly a duck.
James Moore
Is that a Maine coon?
Bentley Campbell
sound is vibration
check mate atheists
Wyatt Jones
Sound is vibrations moron.
Sebastian Campbell
That’s a beaver dipshit
Landon Wilson
that's obviously a duck you fucking eurocuck
Kayden Wood
Unless they’re purring on your body it’s just them getting gain from the vibrations
Connor Wright
That's a beaver moron. Honestly you idiots are a diamond dozen on this site
Xavier Parker
Bruh
Alexander Russell
That’s a cute turtle
Adrian Garcia
how did you get this picture of me
Julian Scott
The phrase is “Time of dustin” idiot
Kayden Miller
If we wanted a joke we'd ask you for your 1RM
Luis Gutierrez
Bro I think your cat has autism
Jayden Bell
Nigger shove a vibrator down your cockhole, then try and emulate it by playing the sound of a vibrator on YouTube
Hudson Gonzalez
Why are catfags the worst kind of autists.
Brandon Butler
Thomas Gray
We have brain parasites that's why.
Nolan Anderson
I think it’s because of the cat litter fucking with our minds, which is why I wear my comfy gasmask while cleaning it.
Jonathan Richardson
Damn...they've figured it out...
I have 4 cats. On squat days, they lay on legs for warmth and i give them pets for purs (which heal my leg). When they get off, feels like its had a warm massage.
I suppose you could also do this with a jar of bees and heat pads. Or maybe a really good set of speakers, heatpad, and a youtube video of that frequency.
>"Cats purr during both inhalation and exhalation with a consistent pattern and frequency between 25 and 150 Hertz. Various investigators have shown that sound frequencies in this range can improve bone density and promote healing."
Eli Morris
haha this is so dumb
James Collins
no its toxoplasmosis you mongoloids
William Foster
Cats are based
Ryder Kelly
Oh man the bell curve is ruthless
Luke Hughes
>calling other people autists while posting anime reactions
Yikes
Camden Morales
>it's a covert toxo infection episode
Julian Nelson
Did someone say
>King of Cats
Title's claimed, catlets. Explains my gains though, he's a good boy
Logan Thompson
Tom and Jerry just isn't the same since Tom died and they recast him
Jaxson Sanders
I see your one cat and raise you to 4
Blake Fisher
With one to grow on
Liam Gray
Nice kots
Michael Sanchez
Those are fine animals, right now he only has one subject, the duchess
Joshua Kelly
Thanks friend, I actually have two more but they are out fucking up a chicken
Carson Wood
Cats are fuckin great but I don’t want toxo plasmosis:(
Caleb Flores
The odds of you getting it from a cat are lower than that of you getting it from getting your hands dirty with a cut.
It's the same as people thinking a rusty nail automatically means tetanus.
Hudson Butler
Thats a sick coat
Connor Lewis
It's about the aura, the energy that comes from the cat.
A cat vid is literally nothing compared to a cat in your physical presence.
Parker King
Is that a famas?
Grayson Young
Cat and bird people are consistently weirder than dog people.
I would never let my kids grow up around cats, they'll become beta.
The funniest guy I know has always had cats so maybe something evens out somewhere
Evan Morgan
Dude not him but anime reaction faces are the niggers tits
Oliver Sanders
Brehs...
Aiden Ward
>consistently weirder than dog people
This doesn’t include those thots who obsess over pitbulls I assume? Those bitches take the cake.
Ian Martin
>Touhou
>anime
Brayden Jones
Thank you friend. I can feel my pineal gland activating as we speak.
Don't forget all those "dog moms."
Easton Hill
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK HOW SMALL LET ME LOVE IT
Jack Allen
BUT SIR, THE NORMIES WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY SMALL FORVER
Adam Green
I have a smol kot
Tyler Murphy
cats are estrogenic
Logan Allen
That's one regal motherfucker
Wyatt Anderson
>*posts anime girl reaction image*
Jace Wood
They also give you a brain parasite that makes you susceptible to getting fucked over
Nolan Carter
Incredible. Incredible and based
David Martin
that's a Quake III Arena you dumb cunt
Carter Baker
Benjamin Evans
:3
Brody Robinson
I'M 40 MINUTES IN, I CAN FEEL THE BEAST EMERGING!
Christopher Diaz
So rub a vibrator over the muscle you've been working out that day.
Alexander Sullivan
*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
Brandon Rodriguez
God has truly abandoned us, what a retched creature
Andrew Johnson
>that fucking image
Cooper Powell
Nice.
Also this is a very cute girl you posted, I hope you kiss her often.
Landon Thomas
UNDERRATED!
Brandon Myers
Based secretive gains goblin
Nathan Walker
>cats are estrogenic
Samuel Gonzalez
big fat cat tats
Juan Adams
Based
Aaron Diaz
I too enjoy small pussies
Easton Reyes
Elephants > Cats
Owen Hill
Brody Ross
Aw lawd he comin
Lucas Hall
Dog people are literally normie npc tier
>Blindly follow your master and be obedient
Sounds familiar?
Jack Lee
No it's a Maine coom
Daniel Miller
Post more cat reaction images
Christopher Perez
I gurantee you're a complete push over doormat irl
Cameron Davis
Based and mainecooooompilled
David Ward
When will they learn?
Robert Wilson
why my dolphin not working lol
Josiah Hughes
Toxoplasmosis general?
Do you think cats don't stink?
Does the thought of them scratching you not bother you at all for some reason?
Do you find yourself assigning human emotions to their retarded nematode like responses?
Landon Price
she's a bebbeh, 13 weeks
James Ross
Fuck you. Cats are based af
Daniel Jones
Brody Hughes
Dunno wtf he's doing or how he gets up there.
I'm used to seeing him in absurdly high places now.
Gabriel Howard
Been training the brown/black one how to stand upright on back legs.
His core gainz show pretty well here.
Nolan Mitchell
Reminder
Samuel White
Teach him how to jab properly, that half assed shoulder pop isn’t gonna do him any good in a fight
Ian Wood
I've begun to hate all pets/animals from the fact that they have nothing substantial to offer and simply demand from you. Feed them, clean after them, keep them restrained, stay liable for what they do, put up with their lack of understanding of personal space. People just fawn over animals for the sake of them being animals, but I really do not give a fuck about having them around.Whenever I visit my friend I ask him to put his dog outside or at least fence it off from us when hanging out. He always just mindlessly asks "Why?" as the dog slobbers over everything we do, chews at what we have around us, or just harasses us for food for hours on end. People with pets really do just roll over for them, and that's not something I can care to respect.
Eli Russell
You perfectly described children