First day at the gym tomorrow anons

First day at the gym tomorrow anons.
ignore the pic im fucking terrified

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terrified of what you little frog based faggot?

The ass rapings are greatly exaggerated.

what you have to realise is that if you don't interact with anyone, literally no one cares about you or what they do

Find the biggest dude, suck his dick, and get it over with.

You'll be the one laughing when you watch the other newbie get raped in the locker rooms after refusing.

i was looking forward for that fuck

what about the people who take pictures of "creepy" or "cringy" people

fags, if you notice them round up a posse and run them out of the gym

You also have to go during peak hours so everyone acknowledges you did it.

oh also Im a fucking stick 114 lb (55kg)

How tall.

175cm 5.8 ft

Don't forget your gallon water bottle. You don't want to turn up with an inadequate means of staying hydrated. Especially if its hydration inspection day.

Do you pass?

Yeah it gets better with experience. I remember my first day. Went at 6 am when I though there wouldnt be any people, arrived and realized there were some women already working out. Stood outside for a good 5 minutes contemplating going back home but eventually stepped inside.
Godspeed

Ngmi

this.
they're rare, and if it happens just let them take the shit on public

F

Remember
>no eye contact
>shrugs in the squat racks
>no talking
>ass slaps all round
>viagra before during after
>tip the front desk girl
>"LIGHT WEIGHT BABBY"
You're gonna do great, champ

>water
Dont mess with the kid. It's MILK, bring your own gallon of milk. No one is gonna share because hiv

should i bring headphones to avoid further social interaction?

No, always play your music out loud. I bring a boom box.

And make sure you turn your music up loader than the person's next to you so you can here it.

Blindfolds help with the no eye contact rule. You dont wanna end up havin to suck no ones dick, so dont screw that up

>loader
>here
lmao based retard

Just do it. But if you walk funny on the way out, that's ok and perfectly normal.

Just go in, look at what they got and go at it.

I've been doing basic stuff at home with dumbbells and my elliptical, got a gym subscription so I have more equipment to work with and more of a push to keep doing it. Was a bit nervous at first but just saying fuck it and going at it made it a lot easier.