Red pill me on seltzer/sparkling water

Red pill me on seltzer/sparkling water.

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based

shit, just drink regular water

Some have soda-tier levels of sugar, or artificial sweeteners.
They often have "natural flavors", which just means the chemical has been found in the wild but doesn't preclude it being produced on a factory.

Shit tier.

Just drink water why waste money on flavoured water?

Used to pound several La Croix’s a day, love shit bro. Problem is carbonated drinks dissolve the enamel off of your teeth, trust me I know :(

Why?
It's literally flavored carbonated water. No sugar or artificial sweeteners

Apparently it helps with heart health and gives you better swallowing gains.

Again it’s water why waste money on flavoured water.

Drop the cravings for sweet shit you loser.

Oh yeah, spending a whole of $3 on a case of those is so egregious.
Not enjoying things doesn't make you interesting you know

Yes.

Get Gatorade Zero sugar, you boomer

This should only be drank as a reward user get used to regular normal agua

>not drinking from the gallon jug you fill with hose water every morning
NGMI

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Seltzerchad reporting in. Helped me kick soda/sips.

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based and high-test if non-fluoridated
cringe otherwise

You took the pink pill

live a little you lumpy looking dysmorpho.

>hey user, we should get a drink sometime!

>WATER

btw its face > height > frame > muscles

so while you manlets try and get super swole you just end up looking shorter and weird-er.

Hell yea brother. I try to drink white claws instead of beer now too. Honestly gotta thank my ex for this. Her turning me on to seltzer was probably the best thing to come out of that relationship lol.

god, you're pathetic.

wrong

cringe

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Water doesn’t come in passionfruit flavor FAGGOT

It makes hydrating easier because it is flavored. Although I am not sure how well it hydrates because it is carbonated. But it feels like hydration which helps. Thanks for the motivation.

just grow your own passion fruit and infuse water you colossal fudgepacker

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Lame again.

Lite beer is still better than that shit.

Drinking fucking water hydrates you.

I drink espressos and lite beer. But for hydration. I drink water. Not some faggot flavoured shit or white claw bs.

It's fine, they taste good with no calories or sugar

White claw is for getting drunk not hydration wtf

T. Literally drinking mango white claw right now

Based. Zero calories, sugar, fat, EVERYTHING. And it’s so fucking crisp and delicious. Just don’t buy any with any sugar, you might as well buy regular soda at that point.

So just drink whiskey or vodka straight or on the rocks like a man

You probably buy bottled water too.

Y’all are just being contrarian. Seltzer is great! My water intake is through the roof since I started drinking it and my soda/monster intake is at an all time low. This means I’m spending less and am healthier in the process. Also the hops in beer is extremely estrogenic, which is why I’ve been avoiding it. I’m very happy with the results but if you don’t want to take my advice (to drink seltzer), that’s cool.

I do. What’s up bitch?

You’re literally a Zima drinking faggot.

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>like a man
Shut up faggot. That shit taste disgusting and this is toxic masculinity.

Just giving money to the Jew because you’ve can’t be bothered to fill up a nalgene

T.hipster fag

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What’s the calories of a whiskey on the rocks versus a white claw.

Says the retard drinking fluoride and estrogen ridden (((tapwater)))

Bubly and La Croix aren't sweet, and sometimes have a bitter taste

I don’t drink white claw I wouldn’t know

>vodka
>diet ginger beer (0 cal)
>lime juice (basically 0 cal)
Boom moscow mule without the typical amount of cals.

It is known to give you cellulite on your ass / thighs. Even the zero calorie shit

And you think bottle water doesn’t have flourished.

personally i've found that drinking bubbly has helped me with my soda cravings. I used to love a coke every few weeks but now i just drink a bubbly to replace the cravings.

Haven't craved coke in 2 months now.
We're all gonna make it

its how I cut soda out of my life. Basically realized I enjoyed the carbonation of soda so I switched over to seltzers and got my carbonation that way.

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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Helped me kick soda. Now I only drink the Liquid Jew when I'm out with friends. Instead of beer I drink wine.

manlets btfo lol

aaannnndd

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La Croix is King. Coconut is best flavor

How does it feel to be so fucking wrong

Go fuck yourself

Pampelmousse a best

You better check yourself before I come over there and suck your dick
normies tier but acceptable

>Cherry and lime
Based

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>Not enjoying things doesn't make you interesting you know

I love when people make bone headed assumptions to make themselves feel better

> 5% alc
> is for getting drunk
JUST

> mango
even wrose it's literally the worst flavour