How often do you go to the chiropractor?

Chiropractors aren't doctors. The good ones are one step above massage therapists. The bad ones can cripple you.

Chiropractics is not medicine. It was invented in 1895 but a "magnetic healer" who claimed he cured a man's deafness with it.

I tell girls at the gym that im a chiro and offer to give them a free trial and give them a bullshit office and place that they can come "try" out if they feel that it works. Then I proceed to feel them all over

How could my neck or back be misaligned?

If the vertebrae in my back were misaligned I wouldn't be able to walk or move.

the absolute madman

>Although D.D. Palmer combined bonesetting to give chiropractic its method, and "magnetic healing" for the theory, he acknowledged a special relation to magnetic healing when he wrote, "chiropractic was not evolved from medicine or any other method, except that of magnetic."
>He also "claimed that his profession had nothing to do with medicine, that he healed by the laying on of hands;... He also said that he had a diploma from no earthly school but from High Heaven."
There's even sects and religious wars within chiropractors
>Chiropractic was rooted in mystical concepts, leading to internal conflicts between straights and mixers which still persist.
>It has two main groups: "straights", now the minority, emphasize vitalism, innate intelligence and spinal adjustments, and consider subluxations to be the leading cause of all disease; "mixers" are more open to mainstream and alternative medical techniques such as exercise, massage, nutritional supplements, and acupuncture.

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Haven't been in ages. Went several times in middle and high school cause I kept putting my neck out. Once by getting dropped on my head rough housing, second time tripped going up bleachers and hit jaw/neck, third time I was just putting a shirt on in the morning and managed to fucking displace a bone in my neck. Went to church with that chiropractor. Great guy. He once popped his daughter's neck back into place in front of a crowd at a softball game. Horrified them until they found out it was his job to snap people.

ironically being DONG'D

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Unbelievably based, and dare I say it.. BLACKEDpilled

What do you mean by that?

Lucky kid, you must’ve never thrown your back out lifting something heavy or twisting the wrong way.

What the fuck is a chiropractor?

Scammers under the guise of giving you massages because merica.

No sound? Really?

It can't be misaligned tho. And pushing with your fingers wouldn't be enough to fix it even if it was.

more like peoples elbow of the top file cabinet

Shit feels amazing.

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