Is thor fit?

Is thor fit?
>strongest man in the world
>can't run a mile

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Yes. Cardio is for pussies

is there a 200kg man alive who can?

he's not the strongest anymore

yeah there was this series on youtube where there was one oly lifter, strongman, bodybuilder and crossfit guy

the strongman could sprint like a motherfucker

He's not trying to be fit. He's trying to be the strongest man in the world. A guy with his athleticism and size would easily outrun all the nerds here if he wanted to

Boogie

Most people would probably rank him as the best strongman currently. He won the Arnold and was injured at WSM, plus the events at WSM heavily favored Licis

WSM is a misnomer, like "power"lifting

the winner of the arnold classic is the true strongest man of the world

>powershitters be like of course I'm strong enough to move weight, I just can't move my own

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Heavyweight fighters. Wrestlers (Sumo, mongolian, greco roman, judo etc).

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Running is pointless. What you need is walking training

>sprinting
>1 mile

Martins Licis can do muscle ups at 344lbs

The world heavyweight champion at Greco is only 212 lbs

If you're the strongest man in the world, why would you need to run?

Um, no.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dDWy47BDPew

and let's not even mention Kayaalp and Lopez...

Oh, and the next weight class down is 98kg/215lb anyway

That's not a powershitter, dumbdumb

Cardio runners and bicyclists look like twigged faggots.

>low muscle mass
>skinny fats
>s-o-i bugmen

That's a hard no from me

>pic related, the typical bicyclist

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Imagine this guy in an actual fight, all this strongman, powerlifter shit is cope; it's fronting. Trying to make yourself seem big and tough and a 'bad man' but in actuality if it came down to an actual fight they'd be exhausted after a minute, begging for it to stop. There's nothing "strong" about that shit. All it would take is one guy wanting to spar and the whole illusion would be shattered. There is nothing brave or inspiring about not being able to walk up a flight of stairs and nearly having a heart-attack from attempting to do so, It's unnatural, it's unhealthy and it's absolutely not 'fitness'.

>Imagine this guy in an actual fight.

do you honestly believe that these people cant fight? weight classes exist for a reason.

t. The Viper moments before his fight with The Mountain

Fuck never mind I was thinking of the 98kg as being the heaviest forgot about 130kg

lol based
t. 135 lb nerd about to make his amateur MMA debut near his hometown of Bumfukersville

You are correct that Evloev and Aleksanyan are monsters

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You can`t give the tank shit for not having endurance.

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Fitness is relative, it’s a measure of how prepared you are to complete a task. If the task is moving heavy shit, he’s probably the fittest man on earth. If the task is running a marathon and you could somehow force him to maintain a competitive pace, he’d keel over and die just like Eliud Kipchoge would turn into a pancake if you dumped Hafthor’s squat on his shoulders. That aside, Bjornsson’s probably in the best cardiovascular shape anyone’s ever been at that weight, but no one at that weight will ever be in good cardiovascular shape until we start implanting extra organs.

>can't run a mile
[citation needed]

>worlds strongest man
>gets a shitty hair transplant for his weakass balding hair

lol

Guys this size don't fight each other because they have literally bone crushing strength. Their strength relative to the durability of their muscles and bones is not proportional. If Thor or Brian Shaw grabbed onto the other one and just gripped in as hard as he could they'd just rip hunks of flesh away.

You're under the impression that he'd swing wildly trying to get a hit in. A guy this size has amazing reach. You literally could not go close enough to land a hit without risking getting your skull crushed

Imagine never being in a fight

Hes strong, but not fit

t. Has read one too many mangas
Life isn’t Baki the Grappler, a bit from someone as huge as Brian Shaw or Thor (hell, even Oberst) would just utterly fucking destroy anything in front of them and here is no magic hand wavium for those injuries, there is a reason trained fighters are legally considered to be armed when they get into a fight.

Is OP fit?
>post body faggot

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But could he defeat a Grizzly bear?

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You realize he said 200 KILOGRAMS, right, not 200 lbs? I'm fairly certain most anything resembling a combat sport either has a weight ceiling of less than 400 lbs at any respectable level, or drug tests enough that it would be functionally impossible to be 400+ lbs and any good at whatever it is. Sumo is probably the ONLY exception, due to the nature of it leading to "bouts" averaging less than 10 seconds, and inertia being on the heavier fellow's side in any such contest. And sumo wrestlers either don't run miles on a regular basis, or are complete retards.

Every time I see that webm, I expect it to end catastrophically/hilariously.

If you look at the vid, you'll see that he actually chomps down on the guy, albeit in a friendly manner
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Is this pasta?

>this polar bear would be exhausted after 3 minutes in a fight lol professional fighters go for rounds and rounds imagine thinking you’re tough just because you’re a 1000kg obligate carnivore

Imagine this polar bear in an actual fight, all this carnivore, largest walking predator on earth shit is cope; it's fronting. Trying to make yourself seem big and tough and a 'large predatory mammal that weighs 1000kg' but in actuality if it came down to an actual fight they'd be exhausted after a minute, begging for it to stop. There's nothing "strong" about that shit. All it would take is one guy wanting to spar and the whole illusion would be shattered. There is nothing brave or inspiring about not being able to survive the melting ice caps and nearly suffering heat-stroke from attempting to do so, It's unnatural, it's unhealthy and it's absolutely not 'fitness'.

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kek

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Imagine how big he would look if he cut most of his fat

Conor Macgregor would wear that bear down bro I saw the video

Space marines when?

Only some domestic/amateur cyclists and the top level pros.

DurianRider (your pic) doesn't even look like that now.

Sprinters, criterium riders, track cyclists are all ur-chads. Runners are a different story, almost all twigs.

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McGregor kept his distance when they were sparring.

If the money was right you could probably get McGregor to fight a bear.

>mfw i can easily take on a rampaging elephant because my superior agility will easily let me outmaneuver him AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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There’s one part early on where Conor gets grabbed and he would’ve been a dead man if it was a real fight. The big risk of fighting someone way stronger than you and unskilled isn’t really striking, it’s grappling. They’ll likely wear themselves out throwing punches without knowing how or being conditioned, but if they grab any part of your clothing or body you’re fucked.

Elephants are one of the few animals to hold grudges.

There’s nothing in this world I want more than to see that scrawny Irishman mauled to death by a polar bear in the octagon

It looked like playfighting with a child, desu. Skill really only can take you that far.

>to death
>No
He'd crawl out of there trailing viscera to claim his 30 million purse and be back on his feet in a week.
>Punch me in the face $1,000

pajeet no

Immediately followed by him literally stealing candy from a child after it wouldn’t drink his whisky

even most rikishi aren't close to 200kg, and the ones that are will be gassed in a long bout. long bout being like a minute.

ok so imagine there was an actual video of him sparring with a professioanl martial artist.
oh wait there is
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>>>can't run a mile

source

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SEETHING LANKLET

is he ok

he’s just tired he’ll be ok

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Ok naysayers, why don't professional fighters just powerlift?

Follow-up question, why don't the slow ultra-strong men dominate MMA and boxing?

because weight classes exist
and professional fighters do lift weights

no one is trying to claim thor could actually beat a world class heavyweight, but he could crush 99.99% of all human beings in a fight

>why don't you just become the strongest man in the world, then
There ware plenty of threats in heavyweight that rely much more on size than you can in any other division. Divisions exist so that a mountain can't ever fight a leprichaun.
If there were height classes instead of weight classes I'd assume there would be a lot more powershitters.

Faggots run.
Real men stand and fight.

Lanklet dyel detected

1.) weight classes exist
2.) this isn’t just some “slow ultra-strong guy”, his only real peers are like a handful of people out of billions on earth.
3.) fighters will always be be better at fighting than someone who doesn’t train for it. But there comes a point where skill can not overcome size. A 440lb., 6’9” man is past that point for the vast majority of fighters.

You get a heavyweight MMA fighter and they can likely take down hafthor pretty handily.

Also, most truly enormous athletes get sucked up by either football or basketball, where the pay is much better and you don’t get beat up. If you’re over 6’6” and 350lbs of athlete why would you ever go into MMA as opposed to the NFL

Slow, ultra-strong fighters do dominate their divisions. Khabib’s entire thing is just being way stronger than most fighters his size and wrestlefucking them. Cormier did the same thing, more or less. That issue would become way bigger if there weren’t weight classes.

Fokkin tearin up here user

Guys at his strength level could unironically kill someone on accident

He's doing the Yujiro at 0:13

>dexfags

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yeah, part of the reason why lighter divisions are more entertaining to watch is they’re quick and fights can last a long time. Once you get into heavyweight EVERYONE has enough power to knock people out cold with one stray punch. If there were a division of dudes twice the weight? I bet there’d be a lot of deaths or at least permanent brain damage

>n-no I would just dodge him he’s so big and slow haha

>5’8” is above the global average I’m not short

Imagine this silverback mountain gorilla in an actual fight, all this crocodile crushing grip strength, most powerful Hominidae shit is cope; it's fronting. Trying to make yourself seem big and tough and a 'big lump of muscle that can easily break banana trees' but in actuality if it came down to an actual fight they'd be exhausted after a minute, begging for it to stop. There's nothing "strong" about that shit. All it would take is one guy wanting to spar and the whole illusion would be shattered. There is nothing brave or inspiring about not being able to throw accurately and nearly suffering a spinal injury from attempting to do so, It's unnatural, it's unhealthy and it's absolutely not 'fitness'.

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based

thor is a boxer and has been for a while. he'd fuck you/most people's shit up sheerly due to his size and reach.

jon jones did powerlifting and he is one of the best mma fighters in the world. lol

Fucking kek.
Based.

Looks like a Skinny-fat dyel

This triggers the twink. Also based ironl00 who does planches and whatever at 250lbs while deadlifting in the mid 700s.

Nice goalpost shifting

>Strongmen cant fight
>Why cant strongmen compete among the top 1%

Strongmen are good fighters (in a fight without rules), contrary to what you saiid, them being complete garbage fighters because muh stamina, but they arent the best fighters. Because that are people who actually train for fighting you fucking mong

>can't run a mile
Any source to back that up?

>with my superior speed is shall surely win.

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Steve isnt strongman but powerlifter
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