>that guy

>That guy who always walks in blasting “Jump” by Van Halen
>Then keeps it playing on loop for the entire workout

>that guy who does barbell flies

>that skinnyfat guy who's been training with a personal trainer for a year and still can't do a pullup

You got a problem with that junior?

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>that Indian guy wearing a trucked in dress shirt

>boomer doesn’t play “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC instead
Welp, he’s ngmi

>that girl that comes in and does 5 different ass exercises and then goes home

This is the same guy I mentioned in Motherfucker can’t be older than 25, but shows up every day in that getup, blasting boomer music.

that nigger who uses 8 ten pound plates on each side because he literally can't do math

that skinny retard doing OHP with a ten on each side

that gay nerd who works out with his gf

>deadlifting using the trap bar
>seated press using the Smith
>using the Smith for anything

that skinny retard focusing way too hard on form like its an excuse for using weight a 16 year old should be using

>THEYVE COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTAHHHH

>that guy who does barbell hip thrusts

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PSA PSA PSA PSA PSA
PSA PSA PSA PSA
PSA PSA
PSA

STOP FUCKING OHP IF YOU CAN'T REP 1 PLATE. SIT YOUR ASS ON A BENCH AND DO SEATED DB PRESSES. QUIT TAKING UP A WHOLE FUCKING POWER RACK YOU SKINNY BITCH

Unfortunately the new us army or test uses a trap bar for the deadlift.

>That guy who uses dumbbell rack as stand for his spell book.

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Smith machine can be a good tool to teach new lifters to pull their deadlifts straight up.

Also the skinny retard has to start somewhere. Fuck off.

Post body

YEAH....THATS ME. Got a problem kid? Tell you HUWAT... I come to the GYM to lift WEIGHTS! I don’t come to do a CATWALK!!! ITS NOT A FASHION SHOW! YOU GO TO THE GYM TO LIFT! Maybe if you spend more time PUMPING IRON... YOU WOULD HAVE SOME GAINS! LOL

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Goddammm that is autistic

HA! it resonated with you. stay the FUCK out of the power rack you fucking faggot

Post body fatass

>that guy who takes a phone call at the squat rack

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HAHAHAHA HE'S SO MAD HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING SKINNY RETARD CANT EVEN RETREAT TO HIS INTERNET SAFE SPACE HAHAHAHAHA

Post body dough boy

Both of you post body

YOU FIRST YA OLE BEAN POLE HAHAHAHAHA

Based

this nigga has to wear a belt with spandex on

this nigga so skinny both his nipples touch

this nigga so skinny that if he had dreads people would grab him by the ankles and use him to mop the floor.

>he's rowing a 30 against the rack while leaning over the 70s I need
Man I hate that guy.

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this nigga so skinny, if he turned sideways and stuck out his tongue, he would look like a zipper.

this nigga so skinny, his pants have one belt loop.

>that guy that walks around chest out blasting some denzel washington motivational speech from the phone strapped to his arm
>doesnt even work out just paces for half an hour and occasionally tard strikes the punching bag

Show us that loose skin, stretch marks, and child bearing hips

That would be sick. My gym plays Aaron Lewis "The Story Never Ends" on the PA every single day. And the Jackson 5. And the Ghost Busters theme song. Try lifting to that shit. Anytime Fitness btw.

>That guy who speaks to himself very loudly like he is thinking out loud, obviously mentally ill. Easily the weirdest dude. I feel like one day he's gonna flip and kill someone
>That guy that has his own balance board he carries around and does every excercise on it, including clean and jerk
>That gay looking skinny dude doing weird crossfit style workouts, circulating supersets using a bunch of machines and having to run around the gym from one machine to the next
>Bloatlords and roided up freaky dudes
There are some weird people in my gym, I like it. It's like an irl Jow Forums meme.

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you ever notice how really fat people have kids or are married or are just in a relationship in general and really skinny people are lonely weirdos shooting up places?

put on some weight, spaghetti boy!

>These post times
You really samefagged 7 times? And you waited patiently for the post cool down every time? OBSESSED. You really must be fat.

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>t. fatty who dies of diabetes at 50 and leaves his family behind with nothing like a true loser

HAHAHAHA BRISTLE BOY IS BUTT HURT HAHAHAHA, WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT STRING BEAN???? NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT HAHAHAHA BECAUSE YOU'RE A SKINNY THINNY THIN MINT HAHAHAAHAHA

t. skinny incel who offs himself before 30

send address

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA *WHEEZE*HAHAHAAHAHA WHATCHA GONNA DO??? HOP IN A MANILA ENVELOPE AND GET SHIPPED OVER??? GONNA PICK MY DOOR LOCK WITH YOUR SKINNY LITTLE FOREARM?? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

Both of you post body

>spell book
kek

YOU FIRST MUTT

hahah suck shit twink I'm rowing off the rack and you can't stop me

Do Americans actually bring their own speakers to the gym or what do you mean by blasting music? That's kind of based though.