>neighbors have loud barking dog
>literally just stares at the road and barks for hours as soon as it goes outside
>literally all it does is stare at the fucking road and bark and no one cares or does anything
>all day all night whenever I sleep and shit
>they literally used to leave it outside 24 hours a day
>I mean literally not even open the door to let it in
>just bark for hours and hours next to my window all night
>finally build up courage to kill it
>after YEARS of fantasizing of killing it
>throw some poisoned meat over the fence ready for it to die
>I used the wrong kind of poison
>doesn't kill dog or do anything
>have to build up the courage to try and kill it again
>paranoid of cameras or some shit happening where I get caught
>really paranoid of cameras but I have to kill it
Neighbors have loud barking dog
based. doing that dog a favour.
Dude just let it out the gate. Drive it the fuck to another town and bring it to a shelter, say you found it on the side of the road or something. Alternatively, have some fucking balls and talk to the neighbors. I knocked my neighbor out in front of his girlfriend for this exact reason.
>Not just getting a bigger louder dog.
You gotta fight fire with fire user
buy a small rifle and snipe it
This
That's a myth retard.
Don’t kill it you sick fuck, kidnap it or grow some balls
no it's not, look it up right now you mongo
Lies lies lies
>i have to kill a perfectly good melancholic life
no killing is wrong
based
>having to work up courage to kill something
>using poison like a woman
Do what other anons are suggesting and take it somewhere else or talk to your neighbors, you clearly dont understand the responsibility of killing something.
Im assuming it's a pitbull? Also just be honest, what race are your neighbors?
Also ALSO do not talk to other neighbors about how annoying you think that dog is if you're really gonna do something stupid.
You should kidnap and drog it of at a dog shelter in a cage, like a baby at a firehouse. They'll have to take it
Based and redpilled
And take it to a shelter*
Jesus my brain shut down
>I knocked my neighbor out in front of his girlfriend for this exact reason.
Sure buddy
You're a poop brain chocolate is infact bad
Let dog out and lure to your property.
Put food in large box. Lure dog in. Seal while eating.
Connect hose from car exhaust to box. Run car for 10 minutes.
Take dog corpse back to property.
No one will suspect foul play due to no injuries.
Burn box in fire.
Celebrate one less piece of shit dog in the world.
This works for neighborhood children although generally they will do autopsies on children and detect carbon monoxide poisoning so risk is higher.
Good luck user. You are doing Gods work.
I hope you get cancer OP. I hope bad things happen to you.
Help the dog, dont fucking kill it
Wrong. Dogs process theobromine at an extremely slow rate, allowing it to build up in their system most likely causing a heart attack.
The darker/ more pure the chocolate, the higher the theobromine. Get 3 or more of pic related and feed them to the dog while making eye contact. Whisper to the dog that you are murdering it.
The dog will get extremely hyperactive because that’s what theobromine does. It will bark like crazy and run around and dig for a few hours before it’s heart explodes, so you might want to open the gate and let it run away after you feed it the bars.
You have to kill it. You don’t let neighbors and dogs fuck with you like that for years. Shit, you should kill it with a hammer and then butcher and eat it, but that would be mean.
its not even that big of a crime to kill a dog just shoot it
Honestly if someone fucked with my dog I'd know right away it was my DYELcel neighbor and go fuck him up. Be careful OP
Lol autist did u try to talk to your neighbors about it first?
Lol autist get some life experience that shit never works. People with problem dogs are always problems themselves.
I would do the same OP, but check out my situation:
>new tenants move into unit above mine
>Gen X couple with a newborn infant
>kid is probably retarded, cries 24/7
>having to wake up at 2am due to someone else's offspring.
What can I even do besides move?
dude you idiot literally call animal services. you can call local one or a independent humane one, but those are literally grounds enough to have it taken away.
I know this because i did the exact same thing. neighbors had a beagle they literally never let off of a chain and it never stopped barking, after two weeks they showed up and said if you get another complaint we take it away.
they half assedly forced their kids to play with it one day in the coming fortnight and then it was gone, never to be seen again.
knows what's up
Also other people suggesting OP talks to his neighbours, what the fuck they could even do? They won't let the dog in, and they won't pet him for all night long. My old dog does the same, starting barking like crazy around 2 am and stops around 6, for no fucking reason, the difference is I live in a pretty remote place and there's not a lot of people around, it used to drive me nuts however.
I'm not saying killing the dog is good idea, but other ideas are not solving the problem either
How could you buy the wrong kind of poison?
This. Dog doesn't deserve to die because it's shitty owners won't take care of it.