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Extremely based

Serious how often do you guys deadlift

how does she see you on other apps? like on instagram or something? does sc work like instagram? how do you casually notice someones sc in the way you would someones insta?
im losing touch. a millennial caught between the zoom and boom.

Once every 8 days

The top is a snapchat notification
The rest of the screen is some dating app
She has seen him on other apps

Sometimes it creates like contacts and accounts if connected with the phone contacts or something like facebook

Sorry, my sister took my phone. I would never make you catch my dick. The heart is so often the only reason why we are not going home to get a meal. Because it’s not for you.

oh you caught my mistake i thought it was all snapchat.
this also makes sense. i always avoid doing this type of method so i guess it also makes sense i wouldnt be familiar with it

sounds like a bot

boy do I know that feelaroo

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How is 200mg more than 250? user is a moron.
I'm also around 25kg lighter than GB. I can't imagine how it us to be 100kg + in Bodyweight, besides it probably sucking.
I'm dropping down to 84kg anyway at the moment. Trying to hit 10x bw in February

smtb
based

Lel
I don't :/

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Twice a week, once is comp the other is a variant

bench press is the best gauge of RAW PHYSICAL STRENGTH. you only downplay this because you're a pudgy, weak little shit of a manlet with an equally embarrassing bench press.

nobody gives a shit that you can bounce your morbidly obese gut off of your legs for your little bullshit wide stance "squat". nobody cares about your 5 inch ROM sumo "deadlift".

bench. press. is. king.

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I live in worst korea.
once a week
depends on height. last time i was under 100kg was before highschool. Im 300 now, and im starting to feel it doing activities. 250 felt great running, hiking, or riding enduro trails

HANK GO TO THE GYM YOU FAT MESS

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gonna do sheiko for bench and ohp at the same time on the same day 3 times a week

Fuck off sean/hank

>tfw hit 315 for 3 today
405 in no time lads

>get on plg for the first time in a while
>see this OP
Kek

How you guys been? I've been super busy lately since I got a big promotion at work a couple months ago and have a pretty serious gf now. Just did a meet over the weekend with strong Alex and MA. It was a pretty good time.

Pls be ohp

Does anyone have any actual proof of "hank's" existence in plg and that that's him posting? Or is it still just one or two faggots trying to force a meme?

Threadly, but non-spamming, clearly relevant, specifically on topic, greatly informative, not copy/pasted (I change some wording each time), 100% sincere and not trolling, high quality, and otherwise rule abiding reminder for you unlifting user CHODEs to post body/lifts and get a trip. This is the only way anyone will believe anything you have to say about anything. And only if you demonstrate at least one of the following:
>A squat in excess of both 2.5 times bodyweight AND 500 lbs
>A deadlift in excess of both 2.5 time bodyweight AND 500 lbs
>A bench press in excess of both 1.5 times bodyweight AND 300 lbs
>A The Press equal to or greater than both body weight AND 100 kg
>A body that Jow Forums won't roundly criticize (good fucking luck)
If you can't manage at least one of these, shut the fuck up, go to the gym, try harder.

Thank you.

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The following is a glossary of terms meant to help newfags understand the relevant lingo. It is not low quality or irrelevant copy/pasta:

LIST OF PLG APPROVED ACRONYMS/INITIALISMS (post, but don't spam, in every thread)

>GDE (Genetic Dead End)
Exercise low-responder. High injury rate, no sports background, weak willed.

>GAYS (Gay Aylien Skull)
Weak bone structure, mouth breather. Wastes time trying to be strong. Jewey faced and mad, but harmless.

>CUCC (Cuckold Uninjured Crying Canadian)
Identify as injured, without medical diagnosis. Trans-herniated. Purposely do self-destructive programs like PH3, Smolov, etc. They wanted an excuse to quit.

>VOLEM (Voluntary Evermediate)
Late beginner, early intermediate. Panics when the bar gets heavy. Program hops, works on technique, or sabotages recovery as an excuse to not progress.

>BONER (Bench Only No Effort Retard)
Wants to have the admiration and ego of someone who lifts, but doesn't want to get the squat or deadlift of someone who actually lifts. Copes with a combination of bench press and autism.

>CHODE (Communist Homo Of Dick Eating)
Angry, godless little postmodernists who secretly loathe strong, masculine men who won't fuck their boybutt. Some transition into ugly rat faced pedos, others defend said CHODES. Also known as PHAGs (Projecting Homo Ass Goblins)

>TCHAD (Tries Consistently Hard All Day)
The Isleys, MAs, and other guys with average genes who actually like competing and getting stronger.

>UFO (Under Fed Organism)
Adult human male weighing less than 200 lbs. Throw food at them until the problem is remedied.

>user (Anonymous Nard Obtusely Nattering)
A noodlebuilt little wuss of a human. Hobbies include LARPing as someone who actually lifts and not posting body/lifts. Can be safely disregarded in all matters.

>SUMO (SUbhuman MOron)
Too stupid and/or genetically deficient to just bend over and pick something up. Copes through a combination of clowning half reps and eating butt.

>in excess of
>in excess of
>in excess of
>equal to or greater than
What did he mean by this?

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Sorry, it was bench.

we're all good bro, it's weird all the old tripfags are returning, gbro is about and norsefat has returned

Does it really matter at this point?

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Oak says untested is becoming a joke with the the bs judging at boss of bosses. is he right?

Untested is a joke, so is the judging in all feds.

i thought judging wasn't bad at ipf worlds

>proof of "hank's" existence in plg
Hank is just one of Sean's characters

Ask either for:.
>lift PRs
>their bodyweight
>what car they drive
>what program they unironically think is best

Anybody set any PRs?

Oh man I am disposing Norman khan alright, a little night time session before bed time

Two logs already in the toilet.. more to follow...

Norman Hank

Can't wait for tinytrip to show up :')

>that nose

>Capitalization
Hey Frank. See:

These are all Hankposts.

And now back to regularly scheduled lifting
>WAWTT
Beltless squat singles, before 3 sets of 6 above the knee rack pulls, and finished with hamstring curls
Not happy about depth on squat, but whatever

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you really are obsessed with someone you have absolutely no proof even exists. i genuinely don't know whether to laugh or feel bad that such a wretched creature actually exists. feel free to prove me wrong by posting proof, but we both know you don't have it, which makes this whole obsession of yours even more sad.

>Not happy about depth on squat, but whatever
yea was an inch high

2x

Once conventional and 2 inch deficit dl second session. All for 8 reps since it's hypertrophy cycle.

Sup bros, just hit a 155kg front squat, at 99kg bw. Do I get props?

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Pretty good all in all apart from this Bench spammer. We have Norsefat back.

wrong thread

Stop doing that to people/being irittating, plg emcopasses also movements that can be used to assist main stuff.

>sup bros i hit a 155kg front squat give me validation
that is literally the wrong thread

go get your ego stroked somewhere else we talk about powerlifting here

No it isn't, front squat is close enough to deserve validation.

You should be squatting that at 75

How much do you FS?

2 times per week. One heavy one light

Is pressing better than benching?

>cant imagine what it feels like to be 100+

Feels pretty good when you get fitter and switch to a sport where you're constantly running and sprinting.

Powerlifting leaves you ill equipped to deal with stairs or short walks without feeling breathless.

press is the best gauge of RAW PHYSICAL STRENGTH. you only downplay this because you're a pudgy, weak little shit of a manlet with an equally embarrassing press.

nobody gives a shit that you can bounce the bar off your morbidly obese gut for your bullshit arched back "bench press". nobody cares about your 5 inch ROM.

press. is. king.

benching IS pressing you stupid fuck.

I'm talking the THE Press

My cardiovascular capabilities have never suffered much due to nearly walking everywhere and obviously doing other things than powerlifting. But at my heaviest at 95kg I felt a bit shit.

Im nearly 120 now and far more comfortable than i was at 100, more mobile, less pain and can move around without feeling like im dying.

Thats why you should be doing gpp work

How fucking fat are you

Wasn't that bad imo, user.

>T
SSB 5x12 105kg
SSB good mornings 4x8 60kg
Leg extensions and reverse Hypers 3x20

Knee has been playing up when I hit depth so I'm doing more reps atm. Anyone know of any squat variations that puts less stress on the knees? Box squats?

I play rugby, kind of hard to avoid it.


More than id like but less than most here. Can see my top abs and in the morning.

agility drills, more than anything imo, help feel more consistently confortable moving around. i cant imagine how it would feel if i didn't do sports like wrestling and football. cone drills are legit
i think im just too tight and fatigued.
box squats might, could also be an issue with technique putting more stress there. extension and good mornings can stress the knees from my experience

What are you lifts?

No idea what my 1rms are atm, most recent max effort movements were

Cambered bar box squat 220+60 band x3
Slingshot bench 185 x7
5 inch deficit deadlift 240 x5

>lardlifters
>cardio

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>not a member of a PL fed
>no plans to become one or compete

AND you've got shit cardio. nice going, lardlifter!

I haven't had any knee problems in a while. It all started after an 8 hour trip back home. I guess I'll just have to do hypertrophy work till it gets better.

5x a week

But I don't anymore, that was my point...

>Anyone know of any squat variations that puts less stress on the knees? Box squats?
pin squats, set pins so you dont hit depth

If you squat with a lot of forward knee travel that would really aggravate existing knee pain

How tf do I do squats, tell me right now, my ankle mobility is shit, my hip mobility is shit, should I swap to converse flat shoes instead of doing them in my runners? I fucking hate squats and I have zero problem doing any of the other compounds!!

>Knee has been playing up when I hit depth so I'm doing more reps atm
Perhaps what it needs is less work so it can catch up?

Does it though? I thought so first but then i heard that is just a myth. I dont know anymore, some knee travel is okay, to much is not, how much is to much? I dont know

Usually when people try doing squats and deads and they say things like "yeah i cant i dont have mobility" or "my feet are to long" "my torso is to long" "i cant bend my knees etc" they usually just do the movement wrong and i get them to do similar movements like bodyweight squats, front squats, goblin squats etc they get in to the right position and their back gets right angle etc so try doing some goblin squats against the wall using a kettlebell (youtube it) etc. Its not hard and you can probably do it

I've been doing goblet squats to help with stability, and it's definitely helped me get deeper than I could before, and I've been doing ankle stretches because my ankle mobility really does stink (I've tested it and I cannot do a bodyweight squat without my heels turning inward/toes pointing outward) but squatting still feels awful to me, very unstable and a difficult movement.

You are on the right track then. Another thing that could be helpful is trying out different stances and see if it makes any difference and varying toe position. Standing on two small plates with your heels might do wonders as well.

I meant specifically for squatting to pins, theres a lot more potential stress to go through the knee as you're having to overcome inertia

I dont see how squatting to pins increased forward knee travel or knee loading. The pin squat helps the lifter stop before he goes so deep that his knee hurts.

Inertia

Cutting squats high.

If you need more than that then you don't know as much as you think you do.

???? retard

I need extra posterior chain work
RDLs or Good Mornings?

is the recommended accessories for Madcow Intermediate really enough to make strength gains ? it seems really light volume, who actually tried it ?

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the one that makes you more hyped

Doesn't matter, keep 'em light because back can take over easily in both. I like GM more because of lighter loads and can focus easier on sitting back and getting that hamstring stretch under load.

Is little finger on first ring to close for my binch?

RDL get a greater activation of the hamstrings while GM activates the lower back better, you choose.

depends of your height

here you go

doesn't really matter. just do what feels natural. most people cant bench like a contortionist.

which one of these 4 should I get

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Adherence is key, pick a movement you are more likely to actually do consistently with effort

neither

Stiff leg deadlift

No one chooses to be fat. This bitch is dumb lmao. Its just that they accept being fat because they cant control themselves and put the fork down.

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Wtf you said eggs and dairy are okay why is my cholesterol high...

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>albanian
One yike coming right up

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It wouldn't kill you to move your ass and do some cardio

this

IIRC, dietary transfat is actually responsible for being turned into cholesterol in the body

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