Post your Kryptonite
Post your Kryptonite
Jeremiah Murphy
Oliver Rodriguez
Camden Edwards
Brutal.
Oliver Butler
Logan Moore
Am i losing my mind or does this thread appear every other day
Ryan Taylor
yes
Hudson Long
Easton Ramirez
Colton Barnes
MMmmm the taste is gonna make me COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Samuel Moore
Safeway wing bar, shit's too easy and way too cheap
Matthew Rivera
Any potato chip and these
Owen Watson
Churros
but it's been years since i ate one
Julian Gonzalez
scrumptious
Robert Foster
what's wrong with pretzels?
Kayden Reed
Ice cream with cookie dough or brownies.
I have cut out all other sweets including cookies/brownies and ice cream by themselves. But put them together and I can't help myself.
Anthony Evans
ND bro?
Nicholas Moore
these fuckers are coated in butter and garlic salt, literally so addicting
Daniel Martin
ffffuckkk raw cookie dough is mine.
Cooper Nelson
The shit you get in the stores are just glorified crackers and the soft bread ones i just some fancy bread used as a delivery system for high calorie dips.
Blake Hill
MN
Thomas Gonzalez
Ryder Morris
Where do I find this ice cream brand?
Evan Morales
after a month of clean eating, that garbage tastes like garbage now
Hunter Rogers
David Stewart
Jordan Jenkins
Wine
I can't stop drinking this shit
The longest I was ever dry was 3 months and I felt like absolute human garbage the whole time
After the first glass each night I can't seem to ever stop the craving
Justin Hill
>be me
>havent consumed anything in the past month that contained added sugar / alcohol / or was full carb snack food
the pain is real
James Cooper
well obviously why would you stop after a glass when the shit's gonna turn to vinegar if you don't drink it?
that's why I only drink wine when I have company or otherwise just a once a month (or less) thing, I can't be drinking bottles of wine on the regular, not while working towards visible abs
Hudson Jones
all of these.
Aaron Stewart
based Breyers haven't had it in a while
Leo Gutierrez
>tfw used to down a while bottle on my lunch break at work
I'm glad I stopped that shit
Tyler Thompson
this. i never realized how fake this type of shit tasted until i started eating healthy.
Thomas Perry
If I killed myself from gorging on cinnamon rolls I would die a happy man
Adrian James
John Howard
fuuuuukkkk
whyd u have to include the pic
i can actually fucking taste it now omg
Jordan Morales
Fried chicken ;_;
Colton Howard
unironically these. they're still 200+ kcal per bar and i can eat 5 to 10 of them when the demon possesses me.
Blake Mitchell
Just a8 two 1ft big calzones. Bloat life.
Isaac Sanchez
at least you are getting those daily protein requirements also do you just get those at the grocery store or do you order them online, never seen them before
Asher Sullivan
>Cigarettes
>Juul
>Whiskey
>Drugs
Junk food is pretty fucking degenerate though. I don’t touch that shit because I’m not a child.
Jace Reyes
There’s something about them that just... PULLS me to them. I could kill a box in one sitting without batting an eye, then go have supper.
Julian Cook
i used to eat of these bad boys for breakfast every day
fucking banging
Anthony Hall
That shit is a lot worse than some sugar you absolute brainlet.
Blake Barnes
they're in every CVS or Walgreens in NYC. But they are relatively common in supermakrets too, Foodtown almost always has them. I remember Shoprite always had tons of them when I lived in NJ.
I would never order them, because I know I can't eat them in moderation, it's always an impulse buy when I go to the drugstore for something else
John Gray
I'm reporting this shit.
Bentley Rogers
Based. The Tabasco ones are addicting as shit
Chase Gomez
yeah that one looks pretty good too, fren. must resist the urge
Brayden Powell
garbage-tier "frozen-dairy" desert but goddamn do the mix-ins really change the dynamic.
the no sugar added ones are also pretty decent if you don't mind splurging out in exchange for pissing outta your ass
Gavin Martin
Juan Sanders
these things make hungry so i bacome sad when I vision them leave
Brayden Bell
701 up in this bitch. Dots a best
Joshua Williams
i tried a quest bar for the first time today, i was excited, and then i found out it tasted like shit. i hate that weird chemically sweet aftertaste it has. are these two bars just as gross? i want to find a heavy duty protein bar that also tastes like a candy bar not just shit. i wanna be all in not halfway.
Xavier Kelly
the metrx cookie crunch bar doesnt taste like crazy sweet or sticky like a candy bar does but the texture is pretty ridiculous, like a brownie layered with crunchy cocoa krispies topped with a thick powdered sugar glaze, the final mouth feel is kind of a "dry" sweetness, if that makes any sense
David Gutierrez
David Cooper
Daily Trail Mix and/or Chocolate Covered Almonds. The amount I used to consume in one sitting was absurd. It's why I never buy more than a small bag anymore. I could finish a family sized no problem and still want more.
Jeremiah Murphy
Dude, honey nut and toffee mix. 1400 calories in a little jar. how do i not eat it all in 45 minutes.
Jonathan Robinson
This, and any salt and vinegar kettle chip.
Dominic Nguyen
i've never had a quest bar, but looking at their nutrition facts, they really seem to have only 1g sugar and 1g sugar alcohol which would explain the "shit taste"
Think Thins and pic realted have more sugar alcohols (10+g depends on the flavor) so they taste fairly sweet. The Atkins ones more so iirc, but i think it really depends on the flavor, i like brownie or peanut butter which are usually less sweet than dulce de leche or maple syrup or caramel fudge and whatnot
i guess there's really only one way for you to find out
Nathan Rivera
ill give a few different kinds a try. i actually dont normally like super sweet stuff, but i think what im tasting is the protein it reminds of some powders.
i think id prefer to just go indulge in sugary shit just to not taste that proton taste. i wouldnt be eating bars that much any so not too big a deal
William Garcia
nigga....
John Foster
Imagine if you could get bags of ONLY folded chips. The ultimate crunch.
Luis Bell
I eat one of these everyday
Caleb White
i like the lemon bar ones
Jaxson Flores
lemon bar ones are really good too i love that desert lemon taste
Wyatt Long
At your local gas station
Ryan White
Whole milk and crackers was prolly how I almost broke 300lb out of high school. Pic related is the biggest culprit with and goldfish being 2nd qmd 3rd.
The mix of milk and crackers is better than cookies imo
Jackson Ramirez
Benjamin Kelly
The fucking Muchie Meals man...
Isaac Wright
I'm sure they're quite tasty after a long day of hauling food to your queen ant in the hive.
Andrew Garcia
Ive been doing good not getting these at the store. Ill no joke eat a whole package of them in one sitting. With a big glass of cold milk
OOAAAFFFFF
Jace Miller
Hot cheetos with nacho cheese of top
MMMMMMMMMMMMM IM CUTTING STOP
Matthew Rivera
Jason Wood
>watching buzzfeed
kys my man
Sebastian Rivera
Lol imagine being this buttblasted that dozens of anons on this board make a Kryptonite thread and it just so happens those dozen Jow Forumsbros all enjoy the same Little Debies cosmic brownies cakes. How autistic are you and were your parents too poor to afford little Debies snacks so you have a Fox and grapes mentality?
Noah Watson
I can't explain how but quest bars seem to click with me like nothing else. It's like this company specifically made them for me, it's bizarre. The texture and taste are right up my alley to the point where I just have one as my lunch all the goddamn time. 14g fiber and 21g protein while still tasting good is ridiculous.
It can vary, though, Blueberry muffin is my go-to, while the white-chocolate raspberry one is shrink-wrapped ass.
Zachary Stewart
this.
if i didnt drink i'd look good and be in shape. but i just can't quit the booze.
Leo Ward
This fucking soda.
It's so fucking good.
Hudson Long
I gotta friend from ND who sends me these every year. They’re so fucking good.
Hunter Phillips
Evan Morales
Thankfully they don't sell them in my country because if they did I would 100% be obese
Wyatt Martinez
Isaac Edwards
this + bourbons, custard creams and party rings for the ultimate british childhood experience
Gabriel Bell
Pepsi manager here, where do you live?
Isaac Cooper
Even if this was real why would I want easy access to my biggest gains goblin
Alexander Moore
>not a child
>juul
Lmfaooooo
Kevin Nguyen
Gavin Ross
Found these at a gas station and now I can't stop
Camden Cooper
haha fuuuck I haven't thought about those brownies in a long time
>be me, 16
>hanging out with bros all weekend
>never sleeping
>playing runescape and tony hawk all night
>drinking rockstars and eating trash
>take the cosmic brownies and smush them up in our hands
>"lol it looks like poop"
>dangle it out of our hands so it looks like a butt pooping into our mouths
>fucking hilarious
>"wait I have an idea"
>friend takes off his pants, holds the brownie poop by his asshole
>"someone get under me so I can drop it in their mouth"
>we're all laughing and have a good time, another friend does it
>"ewww gross bro, my turn"
>we all take turns eating the fake brownie dookie from under him
>"Here hang on this'll be hilarious"
>friend stuffs brownie into his ass
>we're all losing our minds laughing
>poops it out onto a plate and takes a bite
>"groossss brooo"
>we're all crying with laughter
>"okay who's next" friend says as he reloads his ass
>We all start eating brownies out of each-others' asses, losing our minds with laughter.
Man I really miss those guys.
Jace Nguyen
Get these. Best tasting protein bar I've ever had.
John Murphy
Owen Carter
Oliver Perry
Quite possibly the most unhealthy candy besides that sweet tart paste shit that came out a few years ago.
My mouth is literally gushing rn thinking about them...
Carson Bell
...
Easton Murphy
these are dark days, friend. we gotta take whatever memes we can get
Colton Sanders
At least it's got some protein... rright?
Julian Allen
You won't get that muscular.
Landon Edwards
Everyday with preworkout
Where are my powerlifting bros at?
Luis Nguyen
Ditch the soda and its fine