H-hey Anonymous! How are you f-feeling today?

i want a cute girl to shit in my mouth and beat me with a frying pan

Friend, Ontario is on the verge of electing another NDP government. Canadian opinions don't matter. The cigarettes seem mean though. You should ask them to stop that.

I would n-not recommend that.

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fpbp

How can i be powerful i just wanna sit on a throne with others groveling beneath my feet i dont understand why does it have to be so difficult

>H-hey
>f-feeling
>h-here
>m-much
>b-be
>j-just

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huh? you can't stop me. i'll do whatever the fuck i want!

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Why does Alice sound like Jill?

thats gay

on the bright side the NDP fucked things up really bad last time. I'm kind've excited both by the fact that it's hard to predict how much damage they'll do and that they might do enough damage that we get some real solutions. that's probably me just being too optimistic though

fuck you faggot i'll rape you dead CUNT!!!!

>30yo "woman" and single
At least she's in the kitchen where she belongs.

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I guess so. I'm just trying to remain somewhat optimistic right now

does this image still work?

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dont bully christmas cakes

I n-never said I could

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Is that some sort of new cast iron pan on your stove???!

I jerk off every time I see an Alice thread. There's no connection, just coincidence.

you kinda sound like a little boy. this one in particular: youtube.com/watch?v=B8cHGd2Mj3o

>advanced neuropsychopharmacology
are u shitting me or what? so now ur a pharmacologist that is an expert in drugs
and how they infuence ppl's behaviour?
Then tell me how tf do i stop doing coke.

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N-no, that's my old titanium one

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How do I acquire a waifu?

You don't. They are not real.

H-have a good one!

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>has to hide on Jow Forums to keep away from people calling him out
>doubles the attention as well

I'm r-running threads on /b/ and Jow Forums as usual dear.

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Thanks I guess. How are you doing?

need a hug

Hey Alice

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>cant refute points on either board
>continues the thirst for attention

>spamming scat is calling out
k

A waifu is a thing in your head. You have to break your brain to do it.

*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes*

Already refuted them, t-thanks

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Thoughts on the use of lithium?

That doesn't look azn

Can you be my milf gf?

Alright, give me about twenty minutes and i'll crack my head open.

It's a v-very heavy medication t-to be used in only very extreme circumstances, but it c-can be used properly and effectively.

I'm 25.

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hmm..what about i just take some xannies instead? they seem pretty effective with me,
i take a couple of 0,50 and i feel so goddamn relaxed, all the problems in my mind seem to disappear,
and i also seem to not crave coke when i'm on them.
A fat blunt helps too...
anyway do u actually have a degree of some sort or..?

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>25 year old boomer

That's not what I meant. If you really, truly want a waifu, lose your attachment to reality and become delusional.

This isn't healthy and you shouldn't do this but that's how you do it.

Xanax is n-not an effective treatment for coke addiction.

What?

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Remember Alice, I love you.

Thoughts on posting your bobs?

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There's no point in getting a waifu, they aren't real

I l-love you too.

Not even for Italian Spiderman

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Is that a jar of shells on the counter?

Too late, already called the lads to bust open me head.

Y-yes

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Fuck off with your retarded stuttering, it isn't cute nor funny

T-the lads? What are you, British?

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Can't you reason with them? Call them off?

The best thing to do is drink a lot of alcohol and shitpost in waifu threads on /v/

how so Ms "ipretendtoknowshitbutiactuallydon't"?
alprazolam has helped me a lot and at least it keeps me from doing that shit.

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and what's a "good treatment" for coke then?

B-because it simply isn't. It's a t-treatment for anxiety, however, and as a GABA agonist it c-certainly can downregulate certain symptoms.

But that would imply it's the anxiety making you use drugs. Which very may could be the case, but again, the xanax is treating the anxiety. It's not effective for cocaine addictions.

At l-least, it's not FDA approved f-for such a thing.

Given cocaine is a dopamine agonist, d-dopamine antagonists have b-been fruitful.

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just dont take it

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Just stop using it bro :^)

Actually, I h-have heard word disulfiram h-has been effective in s-some cases. B-but I am not a doctor, and a d-doctor would be better able to help you w-with this problem.

You HAVE told your doctor...right?

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Not everybody has a doctor.

*blinks* I m-mean, he's from Italy. W-which has socialized medicine. So he does, at least.

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Can you, like, not use your feminity for incels to drool over?

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good idea
use yours instead
shows us the goods saudibro

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I d-don't.

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Show yours Saudi user

>disulfiram
did a quick search and found out it helps with alcohol abuse but has been recently used and found effective to decrease coke usage.
ok...not bad
>You HAVE told your doctor...right?
S-SHUT UP! I DONT NEED A DOC.

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You s-sound like you need a doctor dear.

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Nobody needs doctors. They're a scam.

WHT R U IMPLYIN? THAT IM UNSTABLE? WHO TF U THINK U ARE TO JUDGE ME?

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fuck off desu
Why do you do this?

never

I am gonna see some femininity tonight even if it's the last thing I do

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also have u even played 2hu?

Just go to pornhub or something dude.

masochism

N-no, just that you could use a hand.

T-to help Anonymous.

Yep.

C-come here if you want to see some femininity: CeltyPlays on twitch

S-see you guys later, I'm g-gonna go stream.

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Nah we want to see your body

State your political affiliation.

no

since when are you the guy to take everything I say seriously

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>State your political affiliation.
can you go a thread without having to do that. you are the political equivalent of a fucking vegan

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the absolute state of Twitch

bye!

>Why do you do this?

Alice has hero autism like that kid from My Hero Academia.

theres nothing wrong with veganism or vegans though

>just that you could use a hand
uh...yeeah..
Anyway what u do on twitch?

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How feminine is your benis? Asking for a friend.

we live in a society

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mommy why do people ignore me?

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Almost. I'm actually a vegetarian.
idk, I stop taking anything as shitposting if body and feminity gets involved.
It's probably out of my sheer hatred for the sexist commodification of every single aspect of womanhood in this society.

Just post your fucking dick already you faggot

okay, give me a second...