Do you have the manuals user?
Do you know what their physical training looked like?
Eli Richardson
Isaiah Wood
I think mostly facepulls and machine adductor
Ryan James
>machine adductor
>nazi germany
Julian Harris
nazi germany was like 3 months away from getting the atom bomb when they surrendered. i don't think it's unlikely that they could have prototypes of nautilus machines and shit
Samuel Brown
arno breker just copied greco-roman statues and turned them into the plastic arts equivalent of roadside kitsch for sappy nationalists. the nazis didn't look like this. their physical culture didn't really contain bodybuilding. by and large they prized the physical culture that was in vogue during these times which would be calisthenics and physical activity by the way of sports and military conditioning. probably kettlebell exercises too. it literally didn't had any major differences compared to places like California which also valued physical fitness. whoever wrote this post is braindead and probably fat. go look at pictures of German soldiers. did they look any different from american ones? did they look like Eugene Sandow? i swear you people are 12 years old.
Daniel Harris
keked for some reason.
Jack Jones
Hitler did write about the vegetarian diet he wanted to shift the Wehrmacht (Heer) to. Quite different from the German Iron ration of the time.
James Peterson
Breker's stuff is clearly leaner, and smaller than classical statues. The bodies you see are your ideal military bodies that can be earned with bodyweight shit.
The German soldiers WERE better than the anglos and russians, as evidenced by the fact they won while outnumbered most of the war, and only lost when heavily outnumbered.
While Nazis had breker, the the US was going through the birth of modernist sculpture, abstract, formless shit.
Ryan Allen
gosh this is another level of cringe larp
>dude, the nazis were totally cool guys mang, they were beautiful and strong, like greek demigods!
>yes i know they were racist genocidal monsters, but have you saw my infographic from Jow Forums? they were totally awesome!
Leo Ramirez
Cringe
Ian Gonzalez
>cringe
cringe
Bentley White
>>cringe
>cringe
Cringe.
Caleb Jones
>>>cringe
>>cringe
>cringe
Cringe
Chase Diaz
The boards are not contained anymore. We now got a dangerous mix of Nazi transgender incels on Jow Forums
Logan Edwards
cringe
Luke Cook
>go look at pictures of German soldiers. did they look any different from american ones?
Joshua Clark
>In contrast, the United States & Britain celebrated the individual and the diverse.
>Recruiting posters showed fatties and skinnies working together on the assembly line, shown doing combat patrols with the healthy and strong leading the way/taking point while the fatties cover the rear and guard the bases, plugging the holes in ships caused by torpedos, etc
>rationing wasn’t encouraged, because fatties felt it was their right to have as much food as they wanted during war times when critical food supplies were harder to obtain.
>exercise wasn’t encouraged because it was felt this would alienate fat people and keep them from the war effort.
Adam Peterson
Dude.... you know the Germans outnumbered the Russians at the start of Barbarossa. You must be retarded. And France was won because the German generals knew how to utilize tanks as separate formations from the infantry and allowed local officers to take command. Rommel is a good example. They weren’t some übermensch 20:1 force
Austin Scott
>that can be earned with bodyweight shit
How?
Dylan Perez
>racist
If you believe in evoltuion you are racist
>genocidal
>jews dindu nuthin
Dominic Evans
>they were racist genocidal monsters
Christopher Jackson
>all the offended wehraboos
tiresome
Andrew White
>did they look like Eugene Sandow?
tfw you'll never serve in the Sandowstaffel
Nolan Thomas
>The bodies you see are your ideal military bodies that can be earned with bodyweight shit.
Samuel King
Closer to 3 years actually. Nuke research wasn’t given top funding, as their leadership didn’t think it would make enough of a difference in the war.
Jose Cox
Leo Edwards
>If I just make up shit maybe people will believe me
Lmao
Easton Martin
>Do you have the manuals user?
No. But I found some promising titles if someone is autistic enough to get them from a library or antiquarian.
Jeremiah Reyes
Tbqf with you, i think you can attain a nazi SS physique by training 70% durability and 30% strength. Something like this
>monday
Jog
Sprint
Hurdles
>tuesday
Fullbody workout using 4-5 compound lifts
>Wensday
Swim
Yoga
>thursday
Same as tuesday(full body compounds)
>friday
A sport(boxing, basketball, padless football, tennis)
Rest on the weekend. Eat whole foods and keep your bf% around 10-12%
Michael Jenkins
been doing handstands all summer. its really hard on your elbow tendons, so if you are going to do gymnest stuff take care of your joints
Grayson Reed
A lot of interesting books by this author could be found here:
zvab.com
Including stuff like that
zvab.com
Connor Baker
Camden Williams
Are there any actual recovered or restored fitness and exercises that was used by the germans in that military era or is it all just dead and gone forever?
Lincoln Sanders
>censoring the swastika
Fucking redditor
Jaxon Murphy
It's a German website and hakenkreuz is illegal there
Hunter Bennett
Uncensore it then you fucking cuck
Carter Rogers
Sorry user, Soviets were much better
Michael Sanders
Forty million of them weren't user
Julian Morales
Blue pilled and cringe
Jordan Smith
I hope it's in print somewhere, but I've looked online and not found anything authentic and translated.
Pre-war Nazi book burnings have been well publicized, but the Allies ended up destroying more books than the Germans did. First in catching libraries when firebombing cities, and during the occupation deliberately destroying anything that might conceivably have lead to a resurgence of naziism. Which included everything from art to training materials to more obvious propaganda.
If you ever want to go full red pill, find out exactly what books the Germans burned at the end of the Weimar Republic. Many of them would get you jailed in the current year, and properly so.
Charles Phillips
Not him, but I did a shitty quick job
Those kikes did a surprisingly good job fucking it up, just redrawing it was more complicated than you'd fuckin think
Daniel Collins
Jow Forums is Jow Forums and Jow Forums is Jow Forums. The only reason for a "containment board" was this website's previous owner wanted to either sell it or get investors and tech' people wouldn't want to put money into a racist website. So he had to put it in one section and pretend it was all ironic jokes.
The previous owner's first plan was just to shut down the Jow Forums of that time which was /new/. It didn't work because Jow Forums is Jow Forums and Jow Forums is Jow Forums. People started to talk about the stuff they wanted to talk about across the site on the other boards they lurked.
Jonathan Davis
Henlo newfriend
Lincoln Fisher
Retconning Jow Forums as being tumblr 2.0 is the newfag opinion.
Luke Thompson
Yes, ok newfriend
Andrew Ross
Nah but it wasn't Jow Forumsshit either. It was mostly teenagers quoting fucking Rand and lolbertarians.
Cameron Nelson
I'll grant you that it wasn't quite what it is now but it was a place where people freely called each other nigger or even double-nigger.
If you say nigger today reddit Jews like this:
tell you to "gb2 Jow Forums."
Evan Cook
Soldier workout? Running and burpees.
A lot of fucking burpees. Wayyyy too many burpees.
Parker Martin
"Being Jow Forums" is about being edgy. You can't be edgy as a feminist LGBT+ tranny because that is mainstream approved.
So there are probably two streams of "real 4channers."
*People that go against what the mainstream hates. Basically being a Nazi.
*People that go with what isn't quite approved by the mainstream YET. Like being a sick pervert that is into bestiality.
I don't like sick perverts but they are a traditional part of the site so I would grudgingly have to accept their credentials as long as they aren't trying to make the site into their own image.
Alexander Long
If you took any class relating to ancient Romans/Greeks you'd know that people never looked like that. They idealized the body so it would be aesthetically pleasing. In other words, its not real.
Parker Russell
>people never looked like that
If you look at early photos of Australian Aboriginals I think they'd basically have those bodies if they got more protein and sat fats in their diet.
Caleb Long
"I live in canada" - the post
Your country is a degenerate shithole/future-shithole
Luke Anderson
This is also why when feminist/leftists and the like are terribly unfunny and cringeworthy when they try to act edgy and tough. It’s trying to act cool when you haven’t
Adam Scott
yikes.
i bet you liked the new Dave Chappelle special and don't think we need to hang him for being a n...nazi.
Dylan Ramirez
Times changed
Josiah Smith
Where did all the people that left for chan x 2 go? I know they didn’t come back to this ifunny ass website
Asher Taylor
>their physical culture didn't really contain bodybuilding
haha yeah they fucking id you faggot just not bodybuilding in that same sense Jow Forums sees it. If you want to see the ideal go look at Vargs body. Hitler and all the other NSDAP thought body building was fucking retarded and actively spoke out against it. They want strong men not a fucking muscled out retarded faggot that gave a shit about MUH GAINS garbage.
Justin Diaz
>Thinking the Luftwaffe were Nazis
stop posting cringe and pay attention in your HS history class
Samuel James
Don't know. I can tell you that I haven't lurked Jow Forums since like 2015 and don't talk about that stuff here that much because I found other outlets for that. So maybe that's what they did.
You know when this site started it was probably edgy and antisocial enough just to be a nerd that likes nerd shit. The Bazinga Theory was still years away.
Jason Peterson
>visiting Jow Forums
>hating on higher aesthetics
>likening cultivated beauty to "roadside kitsch"
John Morris
Luftwaffe was pretty much a personal army of Goering, one of the closest people to Hitler
Nathaniel Moore
You forgot /lit/. I myself when doing such compound lifts (which can ideally be done 3 times a week) have Mein Kampf, For My Legionaries, Wagner collected works and Plato collected works on the left, and The Bible, Shakespeare collected works, Jung collected works and the Iliad on the right.
Become fitlit
Jordan Anderson
Uggh? Where's muh Christianity?
Jack Baker
Sure he led the Luftwaffe, but they certainly weren't his "personal Army", that's just retarded. He was Reichsmarschall so you could say that literally all of the German armed forces were his "personal Army" if you wanna use retard logic
Cameron Myers
Just a satirical way of saying that the Allies were promoting physical fitness, austerity at home to aid supplying the war effort, and had fit looking strong young men pictured in its’ recruiting drives.
All toltakitarian systems do this. The Soviets did it for a long time, the best Koreans and Commie Chinese as well. It’s a genre of art unto itself, socialist realism.
David Walker
No one had such power in Wehrmacht, Waffen SS and Kriegsmarine as Goring had in Luftwaffe.
Anyways, that's not the point of this thread.
Luke Rodriguez
i have the SA training manual
https:// gofile . io/?c=3GI2MC
There are some pictures but its mostly text, hope it helps
Brayden Sanchez
Nice, they had bench and overhead press with tree logs.
Mason Peterson
I'd love this translated to english. From the pictures it looks like odyweight functional strength and general stamina, v good
Noah Martin
yeah it also has some other useful stuff, like how to save a drowning person and revive them. Or what to do if someone breaks into a frozen lake
Leo Peterson
> German officer and British guardsman who was not allowed to go fight
Poor comparison my guy
Joshua Murphy
>posting neonazi dogwhistle shit from 8ch
ngmi
Thomas Powell
Some people are really sensitive or just have sand in vagina. I wear pic related and lots of people asked me why tf I wear swastika on it since it’s illegal in here as well. Fucking kek.
Daniel Thompson
That's because the usage of nigger has largely shifted from saying it for shock value to saying it in an actual racist context.
Calling someone a double nigger because you're being annoyed by their shitty arguments is a tradition. Saying "I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS" and posting webms of black people being beat up is Jow Forums.
Charles Johnson
I love seeing this in Jow Forums threads because they're too retarded to realize this is a photo of communists, not nazis
Brandon Adams
>the virgin SS gym noobie vs the chad SS Körperliche Grundausbildung
Logan Perry
fuck off newfag
Cooper Anderson
Audible kek.
Carter Young
Nazi Germany would never be able to develop the atom bomb
>be Kr*t rat
>muh joos and their quantum physics bad lets spook them out of our country
>few years later: oh fuck, they had all the knowledge to make wünderwaffenlaffenbombs wat do now?
>millions of reichmarks spent later: fuck we literally cant do it
By that time, the mutts had already successfully completed Project Manhattan
Levi Ross
Fuck off right back to plebbit you stupid fucking nigger
Adam Thomas
According to nazilarpers like the guy in OP, this is peak aryan physique
Ryan Ramirez
>”Why yes the Third Reich valued great physique and lean body from the entite volk to the upper chambers, how did you know?”
Dylan Russell
uuuuh, give me anti-shekel-coins and i will translate that
>literally german eng translator
Chase Foster
Yeah, that post obviously written by a retarded fat fuck who thinks you need some secret undercover techniques in order to get fit. It doesn't take a lot of brainpower to figure out how to get in shape. God that image is so cringe. Also, the "masterace" lost the only war they fought in.
>muh ultra sekret nazi fitness books
Jack Gonzalez
If you read any books about the eastern front you would know that the germans knew the russians were a tougher soldier overall if a little skiddish at times
Juan Green
Since when do s%Y B0ys and kike faggots browse fit ?
Austin White
>one of the most busy men in the entire reich which is literally in world war 2 doesn't have time to work out and doesn't look like a demigod at the age of 45
did you also know all people in germany who didnt have blue eyes and white-blonde hair were gassed in a huge county-sized gas chamber??? my liberal arts communism history professor told me that!!
Dominic Ward
Why is Jow Forums that heavily invaded by /r9kpol/tards these months? Did some edgy podcast mention the board or are they tardchan refugees?
Carson Williams
Reminder that moot heavily promoted crossboarding and shitposting before leaving the website when it went in flames
Jaxon Johnson
They're tardchan refugees. It always makes me laugh to see them get BTFO on /his/ or /sci/.
Luis Campbell
Truly the "exile" allowed Jow Forums to blossom.
Adam Gonzalez
How much?