How do I get laid bros? I live with my parents

Sure but that will take some time
I tried that but they either can't or don't want to invite me over, shit fucking sucks

herpes is not worth it bro
dont sleep around

Genuinely curious about this for Americans. I'm about to move to the Midwest and agreed to rent a house with other 3 coworkers for like a year.
Are love hotels available there? Do women accept motels?

You can get a sketchy room for an hour if you get a prostitute
Or you can pay $200+ for the night at a courtyard Marriott or better
Most girls would be offended by cheaper options

Is 200 the minimum hotel rate to not scare women? Fucking pretentious bitches.

Kill your parents.

Just get an air bnb

Be rich or fuck at the grillz place.

I banged a virgin korean qt in a hotel that cost me £60.
If the girl like she you and the hotel isn’t a total shithole it doesn’t matter.

I’m also a manlet, so if I can do it so can you

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You might be able to pull off a one-night stand at your parents' place, IF your space doesn't look like a childhood bedroom.

Taking a date to a hotel is very strange, and she'll wonder what the hell is wrong with you. As she should, since you live with your parents.

The thing you don't want to hear is that you don't really deserve to get laid. Until you have some kind of mate value, why should she want to spend time with you among your action figures and movie posters and YMCA soccer medals.

>get a job
>get an apartment
>get fit
>be interesting and valuable
>get laid

I just tell them the truth
>yeah, I live with my parents. They’re rich, they live 10 minutes from my office, and they don’t make me pay for food or rent. Which means I have more money than I know what to do with. Now suck my dick bitch

Thanks

I'm not American, already own my apartment in my home country, moving to the Midwest with a couple of colleagues for some months.
I can't afford to rent an apartment by myself, the company can cover housing for all of us if we share.
But i get your point.

That depends on whether or not your parents are okay with it. Mine are the "no sex until marriage" type so I could never get pusi at my house.

I live with my parents too.
I cannot afford a mortgage of around 300k euros at the minimum for a tiny house where I live and the waiting lists for social housing are at least 8 years. I'm fucked.
I don't even try to get a gf because the moment I tell them I live with my parents in my 30s they will drop me like an anvil.

I do not understand the stigma that living with your parents has. If you are still in college it is a sensible thing to do. The funny thing is a lot of the people who bitch about people who live with their parents are getting there tuition and/or their rent partially or even fully paid by their parents. But they see nothing hypocritical about calling other people losers. My parents aren't paying a cent towards my tuition and I will be graduating debt free with a decent amount of money saved. Also I have taken multiple girls back to my parents house and none of them gave a shit. Maybe it is because we were in a relationship and not a one night stand idk.

Just be handsome and confident bro

Wouldn't the girl be living with her parent too tho?

Dress up as your mum and wait for your dad to come home drunk

Get the fuck off this board you retarded autist pile of shit.

No u

It would be acceptable to have sex in your room. Why would coworkers care?