What was the most austic thing you did at gym?
>be me
>lifting for a while now
>skip previous training because running late
>next day
>preaparing to hit the gym
>on the way
>message from gym
>sorry user your membership was canceled due to lack of payment
>anger bursts inside you
>decide to hang up with friend instead
>you wait for him
>10 minutes later
>feel small urge to poop
>5 minutes later
>brown alert it's gonna blow
>SHITSHITSHIT
>can't go inside any restaurant beacuse broke nigga
>can't go home because too far
>can't shit on street because you ain't hindi subhuman
>your gym is 20 minutes of road away
>run there despite lack of membership
>give card
>oh sorry user it looks like your membership was canceled
>act like you don't know what's going on
>look into eyes of qt from reception desk
>she let you in
>take huge loud diarrhea bomb in locker room
>after all perform arms and core workout
Autistic things you did at gym
That's based OP you absolute animal
>be me
>working on chest and triceps, getting back into it after a 2 week hiatus
>put weight on bar for decline bench press
>I don't have a spotter. I never use one because it ups the stakes if I fail, thus increasing adrenaline.
>"If I can't hit my reps and this kills me, then I deserve to die"
I'm of the opinion that if you are weak, natural selection should do its job. As a man of principles, I'm not exempt from this.
>doing my last set
>on my 7th rep when I can feel my muscles starting to give
>8th rep, can't get the weight up
>ohfuckhereitcomes.webm
>the bar crushes my chest and I become a human whoopie cushion
>Some dude comes over to my aid
>I yell at him to get back and that I got it. he backs away slowly, not sure if I was serious.
>I get the weight off my chest and everyone in my gym is looking at me
>I rerack the weight and try again.
I'll be damned if some gym bro tries to swoop in and be my hero. Be your own hero, bros.
BASED
Based if true. Spotters get fucked
for me it was doing 20kg barbell glute bridges when i first started and looked like a big tool idiot loser
I do it every time. I get why they do it, but it still pisses me off. It's even worse when you clearly got it, but you're moving it slowly, and some smooth-brain swoops in like they're superman.
Screaming plus ultra while breaking my deadlift PR
what state are you from?
Am a European
Just happened today
>Lifting with friend
>"user, that Mexican girl over there has been looking at you for the last 3 minutes."
>Slim thicc cardio bunny covered in sweat benching the bar behind us
>When I sit on our bench facing her, she looks right at me but I stare through her
>Here we go again, I'm blowing it with a girl that is basically writing an open invitation for me to approach her
>She leaves
>I go grocery shopping right after the gym
>She is there along with another girl that has her exact build but is white
>Standing in line at self checkout, both girls are at the checkout closest to me
>Mexican girl looks at me again, can see in my peripheral she looks at me and holds for like three seconds
>Look at the other girl, we lock eyes for a split second and she smiles
>Still do nothing
>Will go into a feel thread and bitch about how I am alone
Is there a light at the end of the tunnel? Will I ever break this cycle? I'm such a fucking bitch man.
Great job young user!
I was gonna say something about you not saying "United States of Smash" or something like that, but I guess plus ultra is kinda cool. "European Union Smash" wouldn't really work, doesn't have that ring to it.
I imagine Odyn talking to me and saying that we will dine in the halls of valhalla
Spain? The Spanish empire/monarchy's motto of "Plus Ultra" was badass; where the ancient world saw the entrance of the Mediterranean as the end of the world with nothing further beyond - "ne plus ultra," the Spanish sailed into that unknown and found the new world in the age of discovery. They shortened the ancient motto by removing the "ne," making it now read "further beyond."
I'm sure if you're Spanish you're already well aware of that and thats why you shout it, and maybe the Americans are too but in my country that badass fact is not on the syllabus
You shouldnt socialize at the gym. If you are too scared too ask a girl for her number just wear a shirt with your instagram on it. If she likes you she can scan it and follow you which is an invitation to talk to her.
I don't have an instagram and that is a crutch. I need to get the balls to talk to women.
One thing I do that helps is I just say good morning or good afternoon to everyone. Not in the gym though. If you want to be shady, drive to the part of town that has lots of apartment complexes with young women and go jogging with your shirt off.
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Gtfo zoomer
>smile back
>"Hey do you go to [gym name]? You look super familiar"
I second not socializing at the gym though. I'll say hi to an acquaintance if I see them, but I would never approach a girl there