2019

Unironically smoke

quiet trumper

>tilt head back to stretch vocal chords
>say out loud "king kong, ding dong, bing bong"
>emphasis on the -nnnnngggggg sound, stretch it out as long as you can
>repeat multiple times every day
Come on dude this technique is as old as the hills

Dude get some friends, unironically you need to talk to people for test

Talk from your diagram and not your head. Consciously focus on deepening your voice.

I did it for a few months whilst I worked telesales as studies had shown people trusted and bought more from someone with a deeper voice. A few months later I met up with a girl for the first time in years and it was the first thing she commented on. She jumped on me when we got back to her place.

>just get some friends
great advice

Relax

>father in law starts sharing whiskey with me more often
>been noticing voice is a bit deeper
See you fags on the other side.

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meme bullshit

i said quiet

meme

its low in morning because vocal chords are loose or some shit like that

grind an egg, shell and all, and drink one everyday

tfw voice so deep that it scares girls.

post a vocaroo

Check’d

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I was teased throughout highschool for having a deep voice, and by my college tutor who called me Benedict Cumberbatch. Girls seem to like it though.

no one cares faggot

ur just a fag if ur voice isnt naturally low.

Same here, every time I get into a ps4 party girls call me out on the voice
Then they realize I'm a retard and all the charm goes away

>tfw artificially keep my voice high so me mum doesn't throw me out of the house while I do my doctorate

yup same here, only I don't play video games

I've got a way deeper voice than anyone else in my family and received an early puberty around 13 years of age and I can only relate to this being due to physical training

My favourite exercises back then was Arnold chest flies and always made sure to push with my heels to the floor kind of and didn't care for shot how loud I was

Maybe there could be some kind of truth behind the lunatic Eliot hulses retarded breathing techniques of breathing with your balls "bring it deep down low ooh ooh ahhh coom COOM"

wtf?

I speak with a higher pitch that I normally would

>caring about your fucking voice depth
What is with this board and literally EVERYONE here being incredibly insecure??

Voicelet cope

A deep voice is an incredibly attractive feature to women, and intimidating to weaker men. My voice is actually a "sorry we're not available" message in a shop in London. They paid me a lot to do it as well.

>inb4 who cares what women think

In all the medical textbooks I’ve read I have never seen talking to people as a stimulator of testosterone. Stop with your silly memes.

I can confirm, women I've just talked to over phone or playing video games with go nuts only once they heard me, didn't care about me at all before

Had a few women who would regularly just call me on Skype and discord only to listen to my half arsed answers to their small talk and questions

>every time I'm at the beginning of a cold and have all that slime on my vocal cords girls tell me my voice sounds great

>Learn some Barry White songs.
>Swimming in pussy.
Why not?

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just take some DMT brah
btw have you tried DMT

Funny chant for meditation.

You can't change it. You can make it more gravelly. But not actually lower it without sounding like a kid trying to sound like a grown up. Or a ftm trans.

tell that to literally every newscaster dumb nigger.

Its not about how deep your voice is but how much you sub-communicate value with it, among other things.

Man with regular voice, but who is in state with super powerful tone, rich resonance, congruence, authencity, word/pause stress use, ect

Will be more attractive than man with deep voice that is stiffled as fuck or have even a little bit of more mental blocks.

imagine being so insecure you cant just talk with the voice god gave you lmao. my brother does it and its cringe af

user..

cocaine and drinking

Lmao is that Joe?

>if you want to improve yourself it means youre insecure

kill yourself subhuman

Smoke tobacco

no

kekd, same
I tend to have a deeper voice while playing online while I'm used to make a fake kiddy voice outside
Habits are a pain

Breathe into your balls

inb4 blast androgens till your voice deepens and your dick grows

fix your posture

how the fuck do i speak like this

Diaphragm is a meme

Ronnie Coleman should have the worlds deepest voice then

>6 months
You aren't allowed to stop

Kek

Is 95% of Jow Forums insecure zoomers?

Only thing that may work is sincere semen retention. A month or two in you'll already feel your speech coming out more fluidly and confidently, with a lot more "life" in it. But if it will actually become deeper by default remains to be seen. I've read old books on benefits of celibacy that say it does.

I cant believe you sad incels are also insecure about your voices lmao.

mine got deeper as I aged. women compliment me on it frequently, for some reason

I'm genuinely terrified of that happening to me. I sing and my voice getting deeper would be devastating.

no one cares faggot

kill yourself pussy

you can always cut your balls off to kill the T

Nah. But unfortunately guys voices do tend to get deeper as they get older. I'm hoping avoiding drinking and smoking can prevent this as long as possible

You don't want a deeper voice, you want to train yourself to be able to speak slowly, loudly, authoritatively, and to change your tone to emphasize words and feelings, and there are plenty of tutorials on jewtube for that, the manner in which you speak and carry yourself is more important than the pitch of your voice.

>Have deep/bassy almost monotone voice.
>Which means I need to be louder for people to hear me.
>Still speak like a little girl with my inner voice since I consider loudness and loud people rude and I am social autismo.
>People either ask me to repeat myself or don't hear me speaking.

God I wish my father didn't die early.

Vocal cords, as with any body tissue, becomes weaker as you age, loses elasticity and tension, and basically like any stringed instrument, the more slack there is, the lower the pitch.

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I dont think you can train it, is more a state of being that anything else, you just have to love and value yourself. If you think yourself virtuous and believe in what you are saying people will never doubt you. Every time I talk in work meetings I hear people unironically going "wooow".

Gotta be 18 to post here you basket weaving mong fuck.

Join the military. For some reason, my voice got much deeper during basic and never recovered. I think it was never being allowed to speak in a normal tone of voice.

>You don't want a deeper voice, you want to train yourself to be able to speak slowly, loudly, authoritatively

cope

>mfw 6’7” giant with a high pitched voice fucking kill me

>bass baritone
Retard

you buy a fedora and tip it gently and say m'lady
the rest will just keep coming while pasta is cooking in your pockets

hey Elliot

good bait honestly

>he doesnt sing Gregorian chants

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that image made me hard rock

faking your voice isnt self improvement

When I’m drunk my voice gets lower. Mom use to rip on me when I spoke low at 13 so it’s a habit to uptalk . Gotta info that

Literally who

>bass baritone
>retard
please explain what is retarded about this

cope, the woman will still subconciously find the man with deeper voice to be more masculine

>all sorority girls at my uni had voices deeper than most men by their junior year

but why

it wont.

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Your a retard. You just talk deeper. It takes longer than six months. I did it as a teenager. After a long time it becomes normal. Just talk deeper fag and quit complaining like a woman.

>People either ask me to repeat myself or don't hear me speaking

better than me then, people ask me to repeat myself or "you dont have to yell so much"

post a vocaroo lying piece of shit

>bing bong
Based Matimi0

Start pinning testosterone or shut up faggot

This, in college i was smoking 20 a day and now i have a grizzly solid snake tier voice

post a vocaroo lying piece of shit

>bass baritone is retarded
cope more, voicelet.

excessive drinking, smoking, and drugs, my man