Jow Forums humor

Thursday Jow Forums humor / humour thread.

Post your funnies and browse between reps edition.

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kek

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can you stop shiting up every thread with this reddit garbage?

Fuck almost spat out my coffee

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Nope

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he legit looks like my Dark Souls character on STR build

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I think I just stroked out mid-way through reading that.

I was diagnosed with pretty severe asperger's, and this is genuinely how I think. I have never seen it so accurately put in words.

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F

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>horny enough after a 7 week drought to so much as look at that thing and feel slightly aroused
user was never gonna make it with a chemical imbalance that severe

>7 week
7 days, it's even worse

Holy shit, i fucking cummed

But imagine the roids intake for this

probably took 10 years off his life

Worth it

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Wow that was le hilarious :^)

Fuckin hell, that is a level of desperate i have never known and never care to know

Supreme keks

who here filters SanchezTheDYEL?
Don't @me if you trip

his cat is cute

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I filter any trip I see apart from the obese faggots from /plg/ because they actually give good advice

There is such a thing as training your stabilisers and sports outside the "sport" of powerlifting. Not that SS-touting fatasses here would know.

that was better than I would have expected. The reaching for the bar to make sure the friend is okay before sticking your ass in his face so you know they're responsible.

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Here, a freshy: I compiled the best from yesterday's massage thread.

Sir, I believe you are a black-skinned resident of a rough neighbourhood

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>nice stume
gets me every time

>that smarmy reply
fuck that guy

I remember this thread
Never got an answer

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God I wish that were me

>looked more masculine in person

Hahahahaha, that’s brutal

Christ, I'm so glad I don't have the tism.

I like his cat. It is cute.

This is the funniest thing I've seen on here in two years. Thank you. My fucking sides.

this is fucking terrifying not funny
what if that was your mom
she is inches from death

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I haven't had sex in over a month and I can't even look at the pic without getting disgusted. How do you fuck it?!

I haven't had sex in over a 20 years and I feel the same. How drunk can one be? Even if you're literally gay I would assume you would prefer actual men to this abomination. This is your brain on porn, I guess.

ooooo I had a sperg friend in highschoo. what is your infatuation. like your obsession his was starwars.

no he's natty :)

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> Record scratch
> freeze frame
> so you’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
I really do, so scary

Oh wow lol

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Kek

I respect him for brushing off the laughter

old but gold

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You a cheeky cunt like a moose in heat

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high IQ post

>I like his cat he cute
>/an/ exists
Low IQ posts

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Does anyone else miss the days when screencaps were just screencaps of the post and not filled with ebin reaction faces telling you that you're supposed to laugh/cringe?

anyone still remember this guy?

forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=OLXvVKf55ho

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not funny, but sad

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>FEEL MY WRATH

What's the original? I've seen iterations of this posted so many times, but who made the original cuck cartoon?

Some tumblr cucklord

>the gainllotine tho

a true classic

i wonder where swolekot is now

Improved

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here's the better version

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>t. imperialfag amerimutt

Beautiful, ain't seen this one before.
Contributing sound civic policy

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Stop capping shit that's not funny you tripfag

That old cunt was definitely bullshitting when she "fainted" holy shit, she half blocked, glanced away and looked at him astonished before she did her little fuckin play. Slag.

I can picture it perfectly.

That would've been true, except it's Russia and she died.

Let's be honest what kind of normal person goes on grindr when horny?

it switches over time. some of the largest have been dinosaurs as a child, and later world of warcraft, and lately history, primarily antiquity up to the middle ages.

I'm not awful or obnoxious (with people I don't trust) in public, don't worry. it's not as bad as it seems.

Plot twist: those are women.

I want that explosion poster

this is not funny, and why did you make this cap so wide.
you're so dense.

Retard

Not the guy you replied to but I'm American. While I am white it's sad looking around and realizing that America is not a white country. More than half of all young people I meet are spics or something else. Interracial relationships and kids are rare (despite what the media says) so every group just kinda stays among themselves. So America is basically just clusters of whites surrounded by hordes of el goblinas who will completely outnumber us soon. I wish that European politics weren't so collectivist, but soon American politics will be too since we'll all actually be mutts

Weebs larping as nazis should be killed before leftists. Always kill a traitor before the enemy

>this is what Jow Forums thinks dating is like
You guys are too much

Dead of liver damage
Also checked

It's worse though, it's a good visually but all the humor is gone

Fascism is a great ideology for lifting.