Does cuddling with women from tinder boost testosterone and improve lifts?

Yep. I hit some PRs on ~3 hours of sleep after sex/cuddling all night and some in the morning

Can't lift these feels

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pls gf

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Tfw have never known this feel
>23 yrold

>tfw you had this but squandered it because of drunken shenanigans

I'm 30 and my life is over not knowing this feel haha

I see people everyday living their best life. Women even come up to them meanwhile i just look on in agony. I hate my upbringing

pretty hard to find a girl I could respect enough for that to feel good

Obviously wasn’t enough for you

only you faggots could make cuddling with a girl beta and gay. you’re describing how a child lays on his mommy, seek help

>not cuddling like pic related
Low test beta detected

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College life makes you do stupid things

This is glorious. I'm a 6'4" lad and it's amazing when a girl is two heads smaller than me and can lie on my chest like on a mattress

No, its not, its hot as fuck. I hate cuddling in summer, even with ac its hot.

>implying I can get a girl to cuddle with me

I used to have such low self esteem that I would sometimes almost cry when I spooned tindergirls. I used to fuck and chuck and use women as an emotional crutch like a useless tosser until I took the final redpill: fucking an endless lines of women and getting blackout drunk every weekend is lonely and depressing.

Find the one my niggas. Find the one and embrace commitment.

i might need to find a gf just to progress on ohp lol

>from tinder
The answer is always no

>from tinder
Enjpy your STDs brah

>tfw got mono a while back from some fucking whore

Can you teach me how?

>can fuck
>has low self esteem
it's probably a mental problem, hang yourself bro

>it's probably a mental problem
No shit.
You basically just have to LARP and pretend you're popular with friends and an active social life. I used to tell girls I was going to the pub and then ignore them for 12 hours when actually I was just playing video games on my own.

I'll have to charge.

>I used to tell girls I was going to the pub and then ignore them for 12 hours when actually I was just playing video games on my own.
Based, I've been doing this with a chick for a year now and it's working well.

Imagine beating this annoying cunt into a bloody pulp haha

Girls just want to feel second best like a dog its fucking weird. I never even enjoyed doing it I just knew it would get me laid.

No, cuddleling with other bros does though since there is a higher concentration of testosterone, both bodies start to exchange testosterone which causes your t to reach great levels

youtu.be/8rYTnZHhSeE

chad-tier cuddle

I'm a turbomanlet and it works just fine too, laying flat on a bed is a good way to cope because my reduced verticality doesn't show up there.

Thanks

What a ridiculous question OP.
It only works with women not from tinder.

Riveting newsflash for you: humans are naturally evolved to want to cuddle like this because we all did it with our moms. We're literally conditioned to feel comfortable and protected when we lay our heads against breasts. Animals do the same shit.

It probably does, all my lifts increased after I got my gf and started cuddling with her. You have no idea how good putting your head on a girls lap and getting your hair stroked is.

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>from tinder
get a gf for that instead dude wtf?

I have this, but I'm fucking up my entire life so I'm not sure if I can really keep it, but I'll try.

Look how useless and not funny she is

who tf cuddles with random tinder thots?

Being with a woman increases test, which is good for gains, but being with a woman is also the single biggest gains goblin around.

Don't let them pollute your essence, OP.

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Based. This is also how I learned to comfortably sleep on my back

that's sad bro
find someone right for u

STOP POSTING YOUR CUDDLING EXPERIENCES

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Ahem, lafies and ganlemen?

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Mind if i

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>it boosts testosterone

Without a doubt, i shot up one rep on my dl with 5kg added. She was purring all night when we cuddled.

i met up with a tinder girl the other night because i went through a devastating breakup a few months ago and haven't been coping very well. we had a great time then went back to her place. we both get naked and i'm full mast ready to fuck like animals and i shit you not she goes 'I found out a couple months ago that I have genital herpes'

i sperged out for a few minutes and told her i couldn't have sex and would need to leave. she wept like a bitch and told me she felt like her life was over and i was like 'sorry' but in my head i was thinking 'yeah it is over you gross woman' and drove home at 4am.

FUCKING JANNIES /SIG/ GET DELETED WITH HYPERSPEED BUT EXTREMELY TRIGGERING SHIT GETS TO GO UNTIL BUMP LIMIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i remember when i was with a girl one time because i had a job in her town, i dont normally live there and i live in a different country.
spent a week there, mostly with her, it was great, we'd fuck so much and cuddle like crazy it was amazing, she was amazing, just great.
i remember i woke up in her bed and we were just lying in like a pool of my cum, it was wild, i don't get laid much so it felt wild to me, at least.
i probably would have asked her something important, if i had stayed longer.

but when i got on that plane cause i had to leave, you know what i felt?

relief
relief that i could go back to my comfy place back in my comfy town just to be alone, free to lift and do whatever after work.

i think something's wrong with me.
have you ever had this feeling when you're long enough with a girl? just want to leave after a while.

sorry for blog post, but blog thread so.

I used to think like you but I’ve gone full circle. I’m back to fucking sluts but no alcohol involved, you’d be surprised how much less you hate yourself when there’s no hangover involved, and the decision coming from your sober alpha mind

>tfw used to have this

>have you ever had this feeling when you're long enough with a girl? just want to leave after a while.

Yeah it's called being an introvert

cuddling is based

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time for a big dose

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>implying I'm able to hookup in a fucking hookup app

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are you telling me I wasted all this time by being a powerbottom like a flambuoyant faggot?

even video games

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i literally started talking to a girl on tinder by talking about pasta

>implying I'm able to match with someone

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This is the final countdown
DUDUU DUDUUHUDUUUH

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>tfw you will never cuddle like ying and yang and hear her soft laughter when discussing your plans together for the future

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what falls faster? a Jow Forumsizen or a leaf?

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;_;

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Fucking this. Treat them „bad“ they love it.

This for fuck sake

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Based. It's pretty much a ritual between me and my gf.
>cum inside her
>hug her firmly
>spend some great time cuddling

Not everyone fucks a chucks low class women, your shitty experience of casual sex isn't how some of us do it

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I unironically hate cuddling. My gf always gets mad if I stop it after 5 minutes. I just feel uncomfortable and restricted. Also especially shitty when it's hot.

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top kek, would have done the same. stupid thot

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Who would've thought that fucking random strangers you met online will brand you forever as a whore, huh? I wish females were required to wear slut badges with every dash representing a sexual intercourse with a man. Would be so much easier to filter them.

Being the small spoon is unironically the most comfy cuddle position.
Tried with my gf a few days ago and i slept like a baby. Now i know why she likes it so much

>forever
You what mate? You can cure genital herpes yourself mate

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Yeah but did you fuck her though?

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>met qt weeb mixed girl on tinder
>creampied her a few times
>she's coming over tonight, super hyped
>have the urge to gf her but I know she's just some whore I shouldn't devote myself to
>just enjoying the 19yo PTP while it lasts

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cursed thread

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Yeah relateable. The sleeping was mediocre at best because my arm would be dead and the blankets stolen from me and i wouldn't be able to take them back without litterely throwing her off the bed while she was asleep, but.. this feeling of loving and being loved.. It was soothing.

I always feel like I'm forcing my bf into cuddles. I get upset cause it feels like rejection when he stops. I'm touch starved

>tfw you fall in love with a girl
>tfw it's going great
>tfw slowly it starts to get more frictive
>tfw you try to address it
>tfw they blow you off
>tfw the relationship starts getting worse and worse over time as you can see that they love you less and less each day
>tfw you're forced to end it for both of your sanity
>tfw you know in your mind it wouldn't have worked despite how hard you tried
>tfw it still hurts
>tfw no gf

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then why do single men have more test