One last reunion lads, let's get it.
>"Monster energy drinks have been linked to improved cardiovascular health and more pl8s at the gym"-
/monster/ general
Nicholas Ramirez
Aiden Garcia
>last
Sipbois are eternal tho
Lincoln Torres
Sipsipsipsipsipsipsip
Aaahhhhh
If I got the sip gone may I won’t do no well
Alexander Clark
>crack
>ssssiiiiiiipppp
Back in my day games were actually good
Liam Long
That's the spirit bro, we will never die, but this is the reunion campaign just to let the world know we're still alive and well
Josiah Parker
>meme
Charles Torres
Fuck off zoomer scum
Dominic Jackson
Now that was a proper meme
Someone post that awesomely drawn flavor battle?
Wyatt Ward
I went my first 20 years without drinking a single energy drink, but the memes got to me and ive been sipping monsters twice a week now
Liam Thompson
I miss Jolt.
Grayson Hughes
Sip sip brahs
Joshua Davis
Same here, those fuckers are really tasty.
James Allen
Based
Jeremiah Anderson
I miss Surge
Alexander White
I slam one of these fuckers every single day. I walk into my uni classes and just sip away. Not sorry about it, I didn't ask to be named Kyle. I love these things.
Kevin Cox
2 a day for me, if I start early I usually fit a third one in as well
Gabriel Wood
>sip threads come and go bro
>but you know we stay
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 9
Jack Rodriguez
I used to be like that, now I take a caffeine pill when I wake up instead, go lift, then when I go to class it's been a couple hours and I can safely down some sweet sips.
Jeremiah Williams
I didn't touch an energy drink until I was 28.
The meme made me start having two a day and I even meme'd a friend into drinking enough for him to get yelled at by his doctor for having an oversized liver.
If the monster was the cause or not I don't know but it was great.
Jayden Scott
relax anons, and take a sip.
Noah Sanchez
gotta keep hydrated when workin hard, yup
Owen Jackson
unironically the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning
Aiden Long
Dangosipboys man
Ayden Bennett
here bro, have one, on me
Jeremiah Miller
Please someone explain to me, why is the white monster associated with boomers? I always though the white monsters was for aesthetic goth zoomer girls?
Brayden Long
whats yellow sips
Lincoln Jackson
sometimes it just takes a lil grease to move the gears if ya know what i mean heh, aint easy watchin the bod at my age i tell ya, oh would ya look at that, time to get my workout it heh, just a lil ride on the ol Mow'ErUp5000, talk to you in a bit son
John Lopez
I miss sip threads before the Kyle/boomer memes
Juan Stewart
you literally just found that on google images ya newfriend
Jayden Cook
>in uni
>2.99 for a can of monster anywhere on campus
This is hell, I have to buy like 3 at a time from HEB whenever I run out
Levi Myers
is the age of a boomer when memeing supposed to be like 30 or 35? when in reality boomers are like 50?
Matthew Moore
i just bite the bullet for the convenience, 3 burgers a day fuck it
shut the fuck up boomer the kyles are talking
Alexander Watson
red bull shill detected
Joshua Long
gonna buy one today just before the gym
Jack Phillips
> not drinking the lewis hamilton for maximum flavour and a good bit of sweetness but only 80 calories per can while not tasting like the artifical garbage sweeteners in the sugarfree ones
are you even trying stupid plebs?
Sebastian Taylor
>tfw no /sip/ gf
i want a gf that shares my interests, drinking monster is one of them
Chase Cruz
where i'm headed, we don't count calories, friend
Parker Perry
PRIME sip TIME was mainly spongebob memes
Talking about 2014–2017
Carter Powell
>Get Sam's Club account
>24 Cans for $30
I have ascended.
Ian Brooks
this one makes me crash real quick
Aaron Gonzalez
you've fucking made it
Juan Reed
Also this is the first of the very first starting meme for sipp
This became SUCC
SUCC became sipp
Grayson Long
nigguh 60 grams of pure sugar just dont seem like a healthy thing
Bentley Evans
lol wut r u diabetic? who gives a fuck, i burn that shit off. pic related, for when i need that little extra punch of caffeine and feel like taking a break from my main bitch
Gabriel Davis
Nicholas Anderson
no man my insulin levels are amazing
my nefhew is a diabetic so hes got the test kit and we tested a bunch of times after a heavy meal and my pancreas is an overperforming soldier, bloodsugar levels consistently 78 after a high carb meal
were just not made to consume such large quantities of sugar in one go, plus this is completely pointless calories, you definitely dont burn it off on a bulk, this just goes to fat
if you feel fine drinking that, i hope you have fun, its not poisn or too bad, i just dont think its healthy
on top of that the longer your bloodsugar levels are up, the more your muscles atrophy, high bloodsugar is very bad for muscle growth, thats why athletes dont just use hgh and test, they also use insulin (diabetics who take good care of their bloodsugar levels have more potential for muscle growth than you or i)
either way if you have it pre-workout and then continue hydrating with water (since caffeine and sugar dehydrate) it should give you extra performance while getting absorbed as fat
Jordan Taylor
It has 0 sugar
Jayden Barnes
the green one has about 250 calories worth of sugar
Jacob Green
Leo Cruz
>Not sipping low carb out of a screw top
If you drink sugary Monster you're banned from the ethnostate, non negotiable
Jackson Lewis
java sipper reporting in
Lucas Martinez
I used to sip red and yellow but I quit after several years of heavy drinking. Got bad stomach pains and my teeth's enamel was being destroyed. Decided to stop and am a recovering sippers for 6 months now.
Leo Jackson
Jeremiah Nelson
R A R E
Robert Jackson
Your newfag is showing
Levi Foster
Thomas White
Wtf the Sam's I used to go to only sold nos
Jaxson Ramirez
sips up boi's
Alexander Price
PUSSY HATERS BTFO BIG SIPS ONLY BOIS BIG SIPS ONLY
Xavier James
Ultra Citron, a discontinued flavor. Miss them
Owen Gonzalez
Eli Diaz
Damn dude. Mine's got original, Ultra Zero, Assault, and a bunch of the Rehabs.
Angel Nguyen
One of my of best summer memories was downing 5 monsters in the span of 2 hours. Luckily I was playing Runescape, anything else would have surely killed me.
Asher Green
Sips taste like shit, but the memes are great.
Cameron Davis
How much sugar do these things have?
Carter Turner
Especially the simpsons ones.
Camden Davis
the assaults always tasted great but its cancer in a can and it quickly wrecks your cardio.
Ryder Moore
I started drinking the blue monsters and they're really fucking good. How do they negatively affect my health? Hopefully not much
Bentley Long
There's no negative health effects worth worrying about, keep sipping bro
Julian Anderson
>tfw haven't cracked one open for a while
>tfw haven't had a sip for just as long
>tfw i'm gonna pick up a couple of these bad boys for the weekend, take some huge rips from my trusty marijuana bong and s i p away as i fly into outer space
i might just get 2 different flavors and really party
Joshua Williams
Based Lewis Hamilton poster
Jeremiah Taylor
This is about the original meme of being a "30 year old boomer," which recently people seem to be confusing for just boomers in general.
The 30 year old boomer is someone born in the late 80/very early 90s (1989 even) who doesn't fit with millennial culture. Instead they retain many of the traits of their youth - bands, games, energy drinks - whilst emulating many of the signature traits of classic boomers, i.e. saving up and taking pride in a car, doing home ownership chores, and discussing how in their day they had real games.
Many of these people were the edgy teenagers on Jow Forums at the time when everything really started to come on to the internet - the "good old days" (sip) of myspace, yahoo, and the media reporting on the 'anonymous' organisation with footage of an exploding van. These people have grown up to be the 30 year old boomers that feel a great affinity with the meme.
The energy drink thing is a bit of a meme in itself, specifically zero ultra, in that a healthy energy drink is an oxymoron.
As the meme goes more mainstream ---> reddit the difference between a classical boomer and a 30 year old boomer is being lost somewhat and people are just adding pictures of that energy drink to classical boomer shit.
Thankyou for your time.
Charles Howard
Cringe but redpilled
Easton Jones
>Had another citron sip on the way home
Is there a better feel bros?
Asher Williams
Ultra zero. Erythritol even gives dental gains. 2 big sips a day for my manual labor job and I can still work out 5-6 times a week, pleasure my wife, and do all the yard work. Absolute nectar of the gods.
Austin Hall
>tfw me
Nicholas Jones
tooth-decay
Easton Wright
>not using straw
Jeremiah White
Any of you lads remember when monster ultra was just forced sipbois memes instead of boomer shit? Good times
Dylan Price
hell yea brothaa
Nathan Bell
Also why and when did Sipboys even get combined with the boomer meme?
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Tyler Lopez
The white ones? 0mg
Jonathan Williams
Just brush your teeth retard
Austin Price
is there a sipbois discord server ?
Jack Collins
i wish they released a Monster Absolutely Zero Unleaded
i don't tolerate caffeine nor sugar, otherwise i'd be slammin a can a day
Josiah Green
Energy Drinks like Monster and Red Bull are pure poison and loaded with sugar
I drink G-FUEL exclusively
James Garcia
SIIIIPPPPPP
Ayden Reed
>citron
Where do you live? Yellow sips are extinct in America.
Sebastian Smith
Aren't sips only 150mg of caffeine? How does anyone manage to get a buzz off of that?
Dylan Garcia
Yellow sipps are fucking disgusting anyway
By drinking two
Anthony Butler
Alexander Peterson
This one didn't really taste that much different from the original one when I tried it on my European vacation.
Jayden Collins
I have been sipping the red zero ultra drink everyday, sometimes twice a day for months. Will it turn me into a homosexual if I don't stop?
Aaron Rivera
Fuck yea man, I have a fucking hard on for monster
Christopher Parker
>i wish they released a Monster Absolutely Zero Unleaded
>i don't tolerate caffeine nor sugar, otherwise i'd be slammin a can a day
WTF nigga, why?
For what purpose?
A monster without caffeine serves no purpose. Certainly no one with working taste buds is going to drink Zero for the taste. Might as well drink piss.
Aiden King
>Might as well drink piss
I would if I could find a girl willing to pee in my mouth
Luis Adams
For real? Damn might get one then
Nicholas Price
>maximum flavour
DOCTOR tastes a million times better, Hamilton has that basic bitch Vague Fruit flavour every budget energy drink always has.
Parker Diaz
>/sig/ gets deleted but this stays up
Zachary Clark
these things have like 60 grams of sugar per serving