Sexual Health Thread: Tinder Edition

>talk to 18+ y/o female
>ask her to hang out
>if she says no, return to step 1
>when mood is right try to start getting physical with her
>if she says no, return to step 1
>have sex

>try to start getting physical with her

hey man thats not cool you need consent first

tfw been talking to a qt for awhile and she invited me over to pregame (just me and her) a bar where our class is going. Nofap and Zyzz give me strength

cardio, eat better foods, drink more water

Find any 18-19 year old single girl they are literally the easiet bitches on the planet to fuck. Half the time they dont even have to be single

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Ok, riddle me this fapman!

Everytime I jerk off after a hiatus of like a month, I get abdominal pain when ejacing and afterwards the right side of my groin hurts.

Some backstory, a year ago, I guess i jerked it too much and my balls started hurting. I got an ultrasound, and nothing was wrong. I've since stopped fapping so much.
So what's wrong, did I break something, or are my abs too weak??

You get your consent forms signed last night?
There's a separate form for cunnilingus Topher

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Always relevant.

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Ashwaganda. Sounds like a bullshit herbal supplement, but there's a lot of science to back it up.

based content there

cover nipples and penus, brown nipples & pengus on white men looks ridiculous

just be attractive and try not to be weird

>mfw I drink pineapple juice everyday for breakfast and drink at least 1.5 liters of water everyday
Gotta jump on some zinc I guess so I can spray ambrosia all over.

>demonstrate value
>engage physically
>nurture her dependence
>neglect emotionally
>inspire hope
>seperate entirely
the absolute most based way to bed women

If a girl indirectly told me she has an iud and then on separate occasions told me shes flexible she wants me to creampie her right

ok so here's how far I've gone (disclaimer this is all pre-sexual health)

>been lifting off and on for ~6 years, in grad school now out of fatass mode and moderately fit
>christfag, homeschooled, never had a gf but had crazy social gains through undergrad
>2nd year at new uni for grad school
>live in downtown uni apartments off campus
>they have this dorm olympiad thing and my apartment gets included in it
>attend, get kinda into it, wear all black (our building's color) and even put on some face paint
>randomly back into a korean girl by accident while she's taking a photo
>before I can say anything she apologizes to me and then asks if she can take a photo with me
>okay.jpg
>her other korean friend asks to take a picture with me
>okay.jpg but this time I think maybe I'm the first black person they've ever met (which may be true since I later learned they've only been in America for 3 weeks)
>1st girl sends me the pictures later that night, 2nd girl adds me on insta but never sends them and I never bothered messaging her
>slid into her dm's
>probably went too far forward inviting her to go to the aquarium with me considering she responded with something like "oh sounds fun but I have church" and how we should go with friends
>oh shit she's Christian
>invite her to my Christian group's BBQ and I think she's coming to large group tonight
>now that we've actually hung out together in a group I think I might try going to lunch with her on campus and if that's successful, try my original date idea again.

Thoughts? I probably want to take it slow with her considering she just got here so I'm not even sure if I should use the word "date" on her for a bit, but at the same time I think I should put my interest out there. What say you, Jow Forums?

Style that you bruh?

the whole thing is a fucking joke for horny normie types but really the secret is be attractive, have a bio that doesn't make you come off as an asshat and develop conversational skills to the point where you can crack a joke without apologising. Also learn what red flags to dodge when you see nutcases like insane music choices or bios. Dog pics work well just say yours is somewhere else and they might have a chance to see it.
Basically go full normie and you'll see instant results

>Hey user, I have this thing in my pussy that means your load won't get me pregnant. Also I'm really flexible and you can fuck me in any position you want!
>user: Guys is she coming on to me?

Put a hot load right in her babymaker senpai

Sounds good

Stop having sex and stop going on Jow Forums and tinder

>no motivation to pursue sex or a gf

I want one but I don't have the drive

wtf? I'm on day 21 of nofap. All of the first half of 2019 I did short separate nofap streaks and it worked to get me to pursue girls. but now I'm not feeling it at all

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I've been meaning to make a tinder too, I got a couple decent pic, one with some female friends, I just keep putting it off.

cmon bro im autistic
if this thread is still up tomorrow ill update. wish me luck bros

Is she like the other girls?

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Let's make a pact and actually do it this weekend bro. Fuck all the algorithms and statistics, at the end of the day there is no downside from giving it a try

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selenium. commonly found in, wow guess what, meats and beer.

No way, fag.

Youre better off not. Its not worth the time. But if you must remember to never take anything personally and to move the conversation to a date as fluidly yet organically as possible.

Will do. I'm ashamed to say I'm going to need some help from my friends makeing it because if I do it on my own I won't get any matches.

How the fuck do I take good pics? I think this is my biggest hurdle. I know all the rules and shit but God my photos are bad. Nothing but dark selfies. Please help I wanna fuck a girl so bad just so I can cuddle her after.

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well played

it is all in your mind
soon you will start seeing through the facade of nofap and realize it is just a meme

Is tinder any good to troll bitches? If I were to do it, how should I go about it?

>barber

Imagine letting a woman cut your hair ever

How sextist. Im downvoting >:(.

I like to go the hair school, let student girls cut my hair so they can shampoo my head. Feels so relaxing.

>mfw tried to pop the dick pimple and now its all red and the head is gone so it just looks like an STD

GOD DAMMIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

WHY DO I HAVE A DESIRE TO POP EVERY SINGLE PIMPLE NO MATTER WHERE IT IS

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>Also, don’t lie about your height, nothing worse then showing up to a chick that’s taller than you and having to sit through that gruelling mess.
Is this speaking from your experience?

This is every non-normies biggest hurtle. There's no easy advice anyone can give you. Either go out more, do more normie shit (normies love instagram so you'll probably get tagged in a pic or two) and as a bonus, you might meet qt sloots this way or find a friend that is a photographer and have him take pics of you.

For me, I got lucky because I started playing drums and was in a band for a few years so I had a few decent shots of me behind the kit, only problem is NO ONE EVER TAKES PICS OF THE DRUMMER so that shit started to fade fast.

Now I'm dating a girl who has taken a bunch of amazing pictures of me so if we ever break up I literally have 10/10 material for Tinder

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She isn't gonna want to because then her entire family will exile her

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you need a picture with a puppy and a picture with an attractive girl who is touching and smiling at you

make friends to take pics of you and with you. Not having a social life is a deal breaker.

>red flag, the person

Don’t forget to get a magnum condom for your monster dong

You can tell she's ugly af, possibly even trans.

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hey man i just wanted to say nofap dosnt work for you libido all it does it make you have thicker cum, i highly reccomend you try edging if you would like it makes me want to fuck every hole i see throughout the day. my libido increases when I look and feel good consider getting fresh haircut new clothes and a shower, self care is very important. Continue lifting or start if you havent already. get good sleep and take vitamin D,

Are these catfishing accounts or something?

Zinc
Vit-D
Ashwanga

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YO RETARDS

ALL YOU NEED

LITERALLY

L I T E R A L L Y

ALL YOU NEED

IS A PICTURE WITH A DOG

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I have avoidant personality disorder and have only been laid twice in my life (both in the past year). 22 years old an in college.

I look good but have autism or something. I never respond after it becomes likely that I can bone. I think I need therapy? This is going to haunt me forever, all this pussy im passing up.

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thanks for the confirmation

She doesn't even look that good. Time to stop posting these pics.

anybody have some heroin I can borrow

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Please watch youtube videos on how to take a good selfie. DO THE THINGS THEY TELL YOU IN THAT VIDEO.

You need two of those, at different times of the day, in different light.

Then you need one picture with at least two other people your age who look acceptable.

After that, it's on YOU.

you’re not supposed to use selfies you mong

Says the man posting maxed out aesthetic pics.

>I'm TRYING to look disgusting

k bitch

They worked fine for me. You can just only have two. Everything else is someone else taking the photos.

Eh you can get by with one or two.

Fucking girls who don't love you is way more alpha then having a "gf"

Who's more alpha, the guy who gets pussy because he sweet talks, buys shit, and cuddles. Or the guy who gets plows the shit and calls Uber? Retards

The alpha is whoever spreads his lineage the farthest. Nothing else you do actually matters that much in the end

>white
stormcel cope

there's a sad individual behind the computer of this post

>and calls Uber
u were already beta

Complaining that only whites are successful is a shitskin thing.

>tfw a wizard now and missed out on girls like this

Great point, although today the eternal capitalism or universal darwinism is now performing the most selection MEMETICALLY rather than GENETICALLY. Genes don't matter as much as they did in the past. Pre civilization tribes were situations in which what you said would be true, genes would be the most precedent. With organized religion came the suppression of genetic selection for memetic selection with the invention of monogamy, because utilizing "beta boi" man power in exchange for a pussy to fuck yields the strongest societies that beat out the purely genetic tribes.

The precedence of memes has only since increased, and the concordance of this narrative with every historical event is uncanny. I'll leave it to you to find these concordances.

Basically the singularity is immanent, and the internet is the primordial soup of that intelligence without a doubt. Affecting the singularity is actually what matters the most in the end in our time. The biological human is fucked, but I'm not about to serve this singularity God. I'm going to attempt to act out my anachronistic desires because fuck you God.

Ever since I started lifting I seem to get more uncontrollable erections around women. Is erection visible when you are wearing tight jeans? I had a really embarrassing situation yesterday when I met with my dad one of his old friends and he was with his daughters that are my age. Will nofap help with uncontrollable erections?

look at this bitter incel
sounds like somebody just got dumped lmao

Just buy a buzzer for 30usd and shave your head once a month. Why pay anyone?
That being said this:
Sounds comfy af

Don't even think you actually read my post

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Bros say I get lucky and go to a girls place and its clear she want to fug. How does foreplay work for a girl who might just be a ONS? Also what do you after? If im not going to stay at her place do I just leave after? If I dont have snapchat or insta and she expects to have some way to contact me do I just give my number?

I have so many questions

>follow me on my insta I dont reply on here
Is code for I dont actually want to date any of you faggots I just want free clout on my instagram.

so you're telling me i just replied to TWO bitter incels who just got dumped?
that's double the pathetic LMAO

stop labelling yourself with made up disorders. not wanting to fuck a random std infected whore off of tinder is normal. just make meaningful relationships, join a club, connect with a girl.

don’t sell your soul to degeneracy, fucking a lot of girls wont make you satisfied, getting with a girl you love will however make everything seem okay. im not talking about some random thott that is hot, you need someone you enjoy being around, women are the most annoying creatures on the planet if you dont love them, especially after u blow ur load and want nothing to do with that tinder thott.

90% of the reason most guys can't get laid is that their standards are too high. My semi autistic WoW playing anime loving chubby friend feasts on 4/10 tinder chicks. If he can get laid on the reg than literally anyone can.

yes go to therapy and get on medication, it works wonders.

I rarely reply here but yes I do the same you are not alone. If I make out with a bitch I usually ghost her after. Once it's guaranteed pussy I usually lose excitement and play vidya or read. You'll meet someone who excites you and makes you wanna chase them don't worry too much about it. If it's making you unhappy then force yourself to interact and have sex. Otherwise don't worry

Spoiler: you'll idealize those ones forever

>Spoiler: you'll idealize those ones forever

Another user here. This got me bad

Building a strong relationship with a woman you love brings comfort and lasting happiness. Spending your nights with thotties gives temporary pleasure

"One good girl is worth a thousand bitches" - Kanye West

I am too picky for that shit.

I think this is pretty normal behavior because I do this too. Once it becomes obvious that a thot wants it the thrill of the chase is gone and I just sorta move on to the next. Ive got a gf now, only real reason kept pursuing her was because she didnt wanna give in immediately. I imagine this is how dating was back in the 50s, women played coy until married.

And he married a literal whore. What a wise man.

>reddit spacing
Do not take this womans advice seriously

Why is it I get more looks from girls on campus after I COOMED at least twice while on a 4 hour porn binge the day before and the next day I walk around campus having no interest in any of the thots in yoga pants, mirco shorts, tube tops, sports bras etc..?