/fraud/ - sterons general

Just noticed that my pharma grade aromasin expired on 07/2019, so it still g2g??

Started taking ostarine 5 days ago. My stomach looks significantly leaner and my abs bigger, and I'm not imagining it.

Did I get sent something else?

>Im never going back am I
No

and why would you want to

Anyone experience hair loss with 250mg test-e weekly?

On a first time cycle of 500mg Test E, will shoulders and traps grow if they are only hit indirectly?

yes

depends

yes
nobody will know
not me
definitely

how can you possibly say definitely when u have no idea about his training prior to getting on lol

>not roiding
imagine wanting to look natty, small and deflated

1) you're probably strongly overestimating the effects of a basic 500mg test cycle
2) what does "indirectly" mean to you exactly? just no specific isolation for those two muscles? even just the ohp will strongly hit your shoulders even if it's not ""direct""
3) don't neglect body parts. you won't grow disproportionate in one cycle.

use 2% ketoconazale shampoo, nizoral etc etc

How do you coom without nuts? Can you fuck?

Welcome to being a mutant brother. Its fun here

I'm an ugly mofo (fat bald) but now I'm on my 12th week of my first cycle and the confidence is really rising.
I feel like a god and like I'm hot shit.

>do a cycle of steroids, tell myself I'm only doing one
>throw on 30 pounds over 12 weeks, truly massive gains
>get gf, people treat me differently and girls keep joking about "but we're safe with user here" and shit like that
>finish my cycle, drop 20lbs
>people stop treating me the way they used to, gf is less interested, almost no mires as I lose my goliath status
>I told myself I'd only do one cycle but I already have another planned

Anons I thought that steroids didn't get you high but they do; the high is love and I'm addicted

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I did it, lads. First ever pin. High TRT rather than a cycle so doing 75mg subq E3D but wouldn't rule out going higher. Been in there 10 minutes and no issues yet. Am I gonna make it?

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How do half lives work? Do I take a standard dose of a compound then half that dose every half hour? I'm planning to run 30mg tbol which has a 16 hour half life, so do I take 30mg then 15mg ever 16 hours?

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>high trt
why not just 500mg a week? idgi

Since I don't really exercise except walking 6 miles a day wouldn't I just get fat?

>not using support to maintain gains after cycle

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Can cycle fuck up with your sleep? Before cycle i used to sleep 6 hours and it was enough for me, now with 7 and more i still feel tired during the day

I'm 18 Y/O, 155 LBS, 5'11", and just ordered some HGH from Godtropin. If I'm looking to gain 2-3 inches in height, how many IUs should I take a day for how long. I've never done any of this before, I haven't even been to a doctor in a decade so I don't even know what a needle feels like.

Lmao

More than you can afford

I love ppl on this board
Lmaooo

>loosing naty card to break manlet status
absolute cope

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Money isn't going to be an issue for me.
?

It is a cope, people even call me tall, but after Jow Forums I can't stand being a manlet by this board's standards.

You're joking right? If not be sure to pin into a vein or artery.

Fuck you niggers. I'm gonna do 1000mg tonight and beat you up tomorrow

Can sterons fix impotence?

You need to add clen

No isolation exercises, no ohp, no shrugs, just hit indirectly with chest and back exercises, basically.

up the dose

>just ordered
>btw how do I use this?
very believable larp

>having this much faith in anons

user, I...

How is that a larp? I've already read other sources saying 3-6 IUs, but I want to know what Jow Forums thinks.

I know there's no source talk but how did you attain your first cycle? Guy at the gym? Friend? Internet? Homebrew? There's one guy at my gym im pretty sure who is juicing, should i just suck his dick?

is this guy on steroids?

Doesn't really look like it but hard to say without seeing before pic since

>2 years

And lean @ manlet 205 is pretty juicy

should i even bother? even if i build something off a cycle, how am i gonna maintain it?

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GET ON TRT NOW

Don't come off.

yikes

Just accept you will lose some when you go off, but then again you will regain when you will start a new cycle.
Or what those before me said, don't go off.

When you match with someone you know on tinder does it mean they fancy you or just swiped right for funsies?

I might be completely wrong but AFAIK concetration of tbol in your blood will be divided by 2 every 16th hour, so 30 turns to 15, 15 to 7.5 and so on. So you have to consistently take 30mg to maintain the concetration of tbol in your system, plot it on steroidcalc to see.

But to answer your queston, no you take 30mg ED, preferably by cutting the pill with a pillcutter in two and taking half in the morning and half at night to maintain very stable levels of tbol. Some people take orals an hour to 2 or so before gym as a PWO.

Is there a wiki link for MK-677?

Any anons used with good results, does it help skin much and is it worth it over ordering HGH from China?

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Will military accept me if I'm on TRT (I'm not)?

Yeah this is what I meant, take thirty so youre up to thirty mg then take 15 every 12 hours or so to keep it really stable.

Can you elaborate pls?

I'm back on gear for the first time in a year and lifting at planet fitness. Axe me anythoo

From T-nation:
"MK is by far one of the worst products you can take, at least in "normal" doses. It works mostly by increasing growth hormone production, but it increases it for too long, giving you tons of pulses over a 20-24 hour period. As such, it decreases insulin sensitivity really quickly and it will also bloat the f**k out of you. You'll gain 10 pounds of water overnight and look like a water buffalo.

>It'll make your blood pressure skyrocket too, and it can inhibit your natural growth hormone production because of its super long action."

Why aren't these threads filled with examples oh the best looking people on steroids

because that's not what these threads are for?

Is it true that during olympics, governments start cracking down on roids and many sources run out of supply or get busted??

no

Why did you stop. How was being Natty?

A guy i worked for was married to a woman who owned a business doing night cleaning at medical facilities. He would go with her and steal testosterone vials. I have no idea how they didnt get caught.
I was already a lifter and we would talk about lifting some times and one day he asked if i wanted to buy some test, that he could get me a decent amount. So i agreed and it was legit pharma legally produced test in 10ml vials.

Made all kinds of gains that cycle even though i had no idea what I was doing, since i hadnt really planned on doing it but the shit just fell into my lap. Ended up reading all about the gear game by necessity because i had NO AI and no PCT and was pretty lost, had to scramble to learn and find sources for all that stuff.

After the seal was broken so to speak, i waited a few years and then figured out how to get it from chinese bathtub UGLs overseas.

It feels to me like the US CBP (customs) are a lot more strict right now in an effort to stop opiates from coming in.

Grill here, I'm having overall problems with my vagina/sex organs
>haven't had a menstrual cycle/period in almost 3 months
>also I'm becoming unusually horny after work, alone in my bedroom. I used to only masturbate (which involves humping with legs between blankets, the insides of my vagina are never touched/fingered) twice a month- but not frequently
>now I'm starting to do it every fucking day and I can't control it almost
I think what started this was that I had a new position in my job, also I recently had a phone call with my parents telling me that grandma might die this year- both things are stressing me, and I'm "handling" it with unhealthy masturbation/porn addiction.
I exercise regularly and eat a relatively healthy 3 meals- but I'm still masturbating everyday. Also I'm a virgin and never been in contact with penis or touched another dude other than hand shakes (I have autism so pls listen&belib)
My question is that when I'm going to the doctors next week, do I need to tell them about my masturbation habits? I'm most concerned with my irregular periods- I don't know if my porn addiction contributes to this (and I'm incredibly embarrassed and my spaghetti can't handle the pressure)

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This post had masturbation, grandma's dying and a new position.
Fucking what???

What porn do you watch?

fuck off just tell me if I need to say this to my doctor- I'm not fucking trolling or being a e-whore shill christ. I'm had (and am having) second-hand embarrassment writing my retarded predicament that sounds like those stories about piss-bottles and fungus shrooms growing on uncleaned cum-stained pants

You're probably a troll, but in the off-chance you're not, let me de-autistify your situation fro you. Literally tell your doctor:
1) Haven't had a period in almost 3 months. Typically I am regular +- __ days.
2) My libido exceptionally higher than typical.
3) There is some stress in my life from a potential death in the family and a new work situation, but I am still exercising and eating correctly.
4) I am concerned there is something wrong with my hormones, please diagnosify me.
That's all you need to say. The end. Please do not back off from seeing a doctor despite the spaghetti, this could be super important.
>inb4 L O N D O N

thanks for the help user

Literally write that shit down on a note card and bring it in with you. Doctors/nurses can be difficult because it's rush-rush-rush, and a few years ago I had to go see a bunch of them for an embarrassing issue (sudden onset exploding poop syndrome. turned out to be Crohns. Got into the habit of writing my questions/concerns/issues down on notecards).
>Also please humor me, why did you think the retards at /sterons would be the best people to ask?

does muscle itself add test?

Are you depressed? I usually masturbate way more when my life sucks. Go have sex it's easy. Also is this exogenous hormone based or did you just decide to ask a weird question here?

It was nice honestly, I got lean, looked really great by normal people standards. And that thin face is the goat. But hoping back on feels incredible, almost like I never stopped effect wise. Very fun.

yo what the fuck nigga

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It's still Jow Forums m8.

Prescribed?

I'm running 100mg of tbol right now. Is that excessive?

Only if impotence was caused by low T which I tend to doubt pretty heading in youngins

Ya ain't going to grow vertically Bruce

In my experience (and with genetics) my traps grew like insane when I first started. Delts (especially rear) took a lot lot lot of training to grow for me.

Should be dramatically less, a vital runs 10-20$ when you know people and that can last 5-10 weeks unless you're blasting test so pretty hard.

Orals won't help really besides preserving muscle if you diet hard. Just count calories and maybe do a ton of cardio if it's a serious goal. Sunny and shit might make you look drier but it won't really said fat loss. Eat less by a lot, run 250. Dnp is incredible, but not with the hassle

My source is a bit on the expensive side but it's also pharmaceutical grade shit. Pinning 250mg of test-e E3D.

Still I think my point was that is a cheap and sustainable habit, still very much applies

Even if you're paying $50 a vial (which is insane) you're still only dropping roughly $10 a week at that dose. Das nothing.

Does this stop it?

Yeah, that was my point. Are cable packages more than $50/month now? What the fuck.

I honestly have no clue I haven't had cable in like so many years. Shared Netflix etc. Passwords forever

I only have Amazon Prime now. Haven't had Netflix since my ex changed the password years ago.

Still that's a shit load of TV. Watch Patriot. It's great. Anyway I'm l8rin' out. Thee ya

Welp guys I fucked up. I pinned tren ace and im supposed to be pinning tren e.
What do? Did I fuck up big time?

I'm wanting to begin my first cycle. I was thinking of 500mg test a week with 220mg dbol (still researching).
What would you recommend as a post-cycle protocol that would allow me to maintain as much muscle mass as possible?
Sorry if this sounds like a stupid question.

Up the dose

Look at the reddit wiki, it's in the OP.

You'll probably have to take enough to where you are risking liver damage, I think 15 IU, but I can't remember. You probably won't grow much in height but you might fill out your frame.
An AI would be a good pair to prevent closing of growth plates, but idk
You'd be better off asking this on some looksmaxxing forum, very few people here use GH

Have a non-training related injury which limits my possibility to train lower body hard. Lost about 10kg. Do what i can at the gym and keep calories up. Low test (lower end of the reference thing).

Should I just pin som test, train upper body hard and lower body as hard as possible? It really sucked to lose weight and strength.

Also, had surgery but one of the problems will likely never go away, but might get a bit better (damaged nerve)