How the FUCK am I supposed to compete with this

how the FUCK am I supposed to compete with this

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Better question: how the FUCK am I supposed to compete with this?

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man where do I get a cat like this

I know they sell bobcats in America.

whoa
big cat for you

You can't. You fucking can't, h*man boi.
Bow down to the BBC (Big Bobcat)

Are you picrelated?

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>"Khajiit has wares if you have coin"

Close. Pls no bully. Dirty bulk not going my way.

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>Starting Scratch

human "men" are done here

I feel like this cat is going to give me a kingly address or something

A month into Quart of Cream A Day. How am I looking lads?

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Where did you hear that bullshit

In the fucking woods, that’s a bob cat

Nobody likes a big pussy user

Lookin fierce, fluffy and fast

thats a mane coon u dumb fuck, those cats act like literal dogs if u get a healthy one. theyre bulky and fucking big

Looking good!
How old?

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It doesn't look like a main coon at all though.

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>tfw used to have the most swole cat in the neighbourhood
Why do they have to have such short life spans compared to humans?

They can live up to 15-20 years old if nothing bad happens.
Neutering helps.

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*Blocks your path*

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You just can't

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Mines like that, a maine coon..gone fucking missing

blessed thread

You just know

i have stupidly long legs

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God I wish I was a cat

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