My brain and dick tell me fat chicks are attractive

>my brain and dick tell me fat chicks are attractive
>incels on Jow Forums tell me fat chicks are unattractive

Who should I believe?

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yuck..
I thought you meant like "thick" but that's just gay

snorting coke of a bbw cheek is the greatest feeling

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You’re unironically fucked in the head if you are attracted to things that are biologically unhealthy
Like seriously fucked in the head, like something went wrong on square one instinct level

>everyone who disagrees with me is an incel

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There’s some thick girl I’m talking to on tinder right now and all I can think is slamming her while choking her throat. She’s 18 and I can already tell in 2-3 years she’s going to be obese. Makes my dick hard as fuck right now tho and I’m trying to fuck this bitch while she’s still attractive

slow metabolism girls were a good bet in times of famine tho

You are an ape if you think that women who die at the age of 45 are attractive, faggot

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Well.. How does this make you feel?

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People's standards are warped by using the internet and porn consistently. There are guys on here right now who in their head think they only fap to 9/10 models therefore in IRL they wouldn't fuck a chubby girl but the reality is you would fuck most girls that online you would consider ugly or unfappable.

>slow metabolism
not a thing. literally the biggest lie in fitness.

Cope

> slow metabolism
> in times of famine

First of all, in times of famine you wouldn't think about sex.
Second of all, in times of famine they would never become this fat.

Are you a retard or just baiting?

how do i talk to fat chicks bros?

i have slow metabolism but still was a skelly for most of my life

I would push the layers of fat together and shove my dick inbetween

I can't believe people like you actually exist. It's like someone saying they are attracted to ugly girls.

Obviously that's not attractive. Just like If I was attracted to thin women I'd still be disgusted by a super anorexic chick on the verge of death.

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If you can't even score a fatty you should just end it

lmao that's lightweight faggot shit. step up to the big leagues, little man.

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havent tried yet

God she is like the worst BBW there is, but when people think thick they think Siri, not a mexican beanbag chair. Post siris btw

It's easy. You just have to be nice to them and you'll have sex in no time.

>You just have to be nice to them
I'd rather not

>be nice to them
like just compliment them or what?

High Test thicc is patrician ffs what has this board turned into?

They're fat and have most likely experienced a lot of rejection throughout their lifes. If you make them feel less worthless, make them believe you don't mind them being fat and all that, they'll let you fuck them quick.
I'm not a native english speaker, I hope I explained it well enough

Pajeet

Retard.
People have different BMR no matter their stats

Pictures of women have no place on this board, i dont come here to get bombarded by your feeder fetish

I come here to talk about lifting weights, thats it, so when people post pigs like OP the only thing you can do is ridicule them

Plus it’s disgusting too

>You’re unironically fucked in the head if you are attracted to things that are biologically unhealthy
You mean like skinny girls? Because curvy girls are more fertile and it's more natural to be attracted to those.

Curvy in the sense of having a wide pelvis to support pregnancy is not the same as curvy in just being a lard pig

Then fuck fat chicks. It's good exercise.

>curvy
>OP's pic has more rolls than the Michelin Man
You pig stickers are always good for a laugh.

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Call her numba naga

based

Fat girls are hot as fuck but you shouldn't get into a relationship with one, just FWB because they're usually slobs and their lack of weight control prior to meeting you is a show of their character.

The key is to get a beautiful slim girl, get into a long term relationship and have her put on weight until she's just right - like a true Architect

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you cant if you are fat, they wont date a fat person

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If they are fat, it means they have low impulse control, are lazy, selfish, and make poor decisions.

So you're saying I actually have a chance?