If you type stutters or use tildes as a written form of onomatopoeia you should probably kill yourself
If you complain about "Reddit spacing," you're too insecure to accept that paragraphs are easier on the eyes and instead must contribute to a hivemind of festering cancer
If you ask who someone is quoting every thread, not only are you annoying but incredibly based as well
If you hate frogs merely because "muh Reddit," back the fuck off from Apu, he is pure
If you ever expect your flag not to cause derailing of every thread you make, they will find a way to fuck with your flag anyway (see >romania)
If you post still gifs on /gif/ and /wsg/ you have a special place in hell
Any and all attempts at discussion is cannon fodder for any kind of breed of shitposter
Anime reaction images are strictly worse than 3D reaction images
i would sage this post about how nobody is gonna remember your opinions in 36 hours but whether or not i sage it'll be basically in the same spot in the catalog
Juan Foster
>sagefag bet you report on random boards as well what a loser
Kayden Torres
nah
idk why i posted such a mean post
i wish bant wasnt dead
i used to post here a long time ago and it made me happy
i act like a year is generally considered to be a long time to most people
not everyone has been on 5chan since 2004 and measures board longevity in decades
Jack James
one year old is still baby not old at all
Josiah Jones
when did i say old in my post then...............
did i say long time or did i say old?
beyond this point it's impossible for this to be an unintentional confusion so i will stop responding to comments along the lines of "omg but bant is only alive for 1 year ive been browsing b daily since i was born!!!!!!!!!!!"
