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'ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

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OHH YES
IM GONNA COOM
IM COOMINGGGGGG
RUIN MY BOARD
RUIN IT FOR MY COOMS

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Stop shilling wagie life.
OP, if you can escape becoming 9 to 5 office wagie in any way, do it. Really. I have no way out other than suicide, and it looks like a better option after each day.

>tfw I just want to get back to work
I haven't seen a paycheck in more than a year now and the constant job application rejections or ghosting is making the damn gap worse

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OH SHID OH FUGG IM GONNA COOOOOMMM OH NOO AAAHHH

Amazon warehouses will hire anyone with a nonviolent criminal record and no physical disabilities that prevent moving around. All you gotta do is not use UPT and follow the instructions on the cafeteria walls.

you can be your own boss even if you are being denied work.
if you're a shitty worker then being your own boss won't be as valuable to you as duping someone else into it.

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I have been given this advice plenty of times but the fact of the matter is that I have no skills that can make me a freelancer
the only skills I have are 2 years experience in retail and 49 flight hours logged
THATS IT
I can't code for shit
I got nothing

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wow if you're so pathetic why would anyone hire you?
you won't.

Mate I would work on my most valuable skills but that COSTS MONEY
I have no job so no way to improve on those said skills

Just do gay for pay. You will get paid to bottom out some boipuccies

oh haha ok maybe only diong one thing isn't a good idea
theres a saying about skinning ducks in a basket

Mate you have no idea how bad things are for me
I fucking hate being powerless to do anything
the only goddamn progress I have made are in gains and even then I dont look like some 10% BF ottermode bro, as much as I would like to give it a try.
Welcome to the 21st Century

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look into going back to school user, a lot of times community colleges are really desperate for good students. i thought i was totally fucked too but my local place basically pays for itself between scholarships, financial aid and work study. as long as you keep up a high gpa they'll do fucking anything to get you to graduate since they need those numbers

Get better at coding, you can do it bro. Put in consistent effort just like with your lifts.

There is your (You). I hate this subreddit, I'm going back to Jow Forums

I met a guy who was a sponsored powerlifter. He didn't make enough to pay the bills on that alone, so he worked at a sandwich shop part-time. Free sandwiches on the daily, helped keep the food bill down and calories up.
Other than something like that, you're best off just finding something that doesn't interfere with training or meal prep.

What’s his name

Sean, why?

Remote software developer Jeremy I'd I didn't go to the gym I'd have no reason to leave my house

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I joined a temp agency and found an order picker job working 8-5 Monday - Friday at a tile warehouse. Definitely not part time. The pay isn't good. I am, however, really enjoying the work itself, and the consistent, earlyish hours get me up and going with my day. Keeps me from getting depressed.

Its much better than my previous jobs where I was just walking around or sedentary. It's more fun and dynamic than lifting actual weights and I'm going to get forklift training so I'm happy with it.

based black lagoon

Try getting a job as a bouncer at a nightclub. Gotta find the right bar/club (not overly fancy/strict, too dangerous, etc.) but there's tons of perks
>constant mires from drunk customers
>daytime free to workout in
>get to tell people to fuck off if they're rude to you and sometimes beat them up

Plus your gains directly contribute to your job performance, which is pretty nice

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This unironically. Ups also offers health insurance even if ur part time. So it's actually a good investment if u don't get it through ur job and you are fit enough.

Learn to code

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I know this is gonna sound like standard autist fantasizing, but I would really like a job where I just go, do the job, get paid and don't really have to deal with coworkers or customers. I don't have a lot of job experience nor do I really have any good references, but I was a fleet mechanic for a transportation company for a bit. The hardest part of that job was being pulled every which way between coworkers needing a hand, drivers pulling up with complaints, and the manager throwing PM services at me all fucking day. I need a job where I can just work in peace for eight hours and go home. Does such a thing exist?

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Substitute teacher, work whenever you want, sit on your ass all day, tell snot nosed brats to shut up.

As the other poster said, amazon will hire anyone. Walmart too. Recommend walmart myself.

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Got a job being an outdoor trip guide, if you’re looking for an extra job or one to make a little extra money it’s great, 2 or 3 weekends a month I’m taking a van with 1 or 2 other guides and driving a group of boomers out to a national park to camp and hike, real easy.

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I want those toes in my mouth.

>a job where I just go, do the job, get paid and don't really have to deal with coworkers or customers
3rd shift gas station cashier (pending where you live). I worked at a Sunoco for a year.
>come in at 10pm
>say "peace" to 2nd shift cashiers
>pull hot dogs off grillers, throw them away
>maybe 4 customers come in to get cigarettes, they don't speak to you anyway
>watch Jimmy Kimmel until midnight
>grab a little chicken sandwich for dat protein, watch another late night talk show
>1am, set up newspapers for that day, took 5 minutes
>2am, count cigs, took like 30 minutes, but i did it slow just to kill time
>4am, prep like 6 breakfast sandwiches for early morning truckers but nobody comes in until 7am anyway, it was just policy to do it
>6am, pull drawer, count and leave

I was bringing home like $500 a week, but I was also doing it full time. As long as you don't live in a shitstain neighborhood, you're fine. I lived in a smol hick town, so no brownies to rob my place. Just preteens trying to buy tobacco, and had tons of hearty keks from telling them to get the fuck out.

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>no mom im not- mom it was a joke!!
>mom stop!!!
>i was joking about masturbating mom, you know i d-dont do that!!!
>its hard to explain why its funny, but they will think it is!!!
>just some random strangers i've never met before- its not weird mom!!!
unironically drown, faggot

Where I live the gas stations are run by tight-fisted Indians and middle eastern families. I'm not gonna subject myself to working with those types, lol

Get a job that pays
Do fit on your own time

COOOOMMMMM COOOOMMMM NOOO I MUST RESIST NOO ARUUGHGHHHH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM I WONT

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are you perchance, coomin'?

I had a job like this at uni. Now I work 9-5 and really miss just how comfy it was. Shame the hours can actually be pretty harmful to your social life.

>social life

kek where do you get these from

yes, know this turns better

>hours at work keep getting longer and longer
>less and less free time
>contractually obligated to work here another 16 months
I can't take this much longer bros

There are plenty of free resources on the internet for coding or just about anything else. If you want to code, fucking learn to code then make a github account and work on your own projects and contribute to open-source software. Employers value someone who demonstrably has the skill and discipline to code something significant start to finish (as well as collaborate with other developers) as much as they do someone with a good degree.

>wahh I'm so powerless I can't do anything
utter bullshit. It's your defeatist mentality that's stopping you and nothing else