How the hell do I achieve chimp-mode?

>tfw you'll never have a chimpbro to train with

>wear toe shoes
>run hills
>drink kombucha
>smoke DMT and WEEED MAAAN
>isolation tank daily
>TRT
>kale shakes

Kek
You listen to the new one with Neil The Grass Tai San? It’s good

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>tests shampoo

youtube.com/watch?v=XwvmpVbggCU

Unironically become shorter but keep your same proportions.

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Lift

>this

but unrionically.

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>Clean hair, huge dose of Heroin, launched into space
God I wish that were me

made me chuckle thanks

be a nigger

was waiting for this and updayed just in time to see it posted

...

STOP denying SCIENCE fag

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what a way to die

based and chimppilled

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Go to the coon part of town and swing on the jungle gym.

> click on that picture jamie
> ya, that one right there
> unbelievable. Look at his arms
> they'll fuck you up

No i havent listened to a rogan podcast since last summer.
I did an internship in an office and listened all day

Sacrifice fine motor skills

I’m not, I’m a fan. I just also like to say funny shit u tard

Rogan and Ole Billy Burr get me through workdays
Kek

Be a member of one of the better hominidae branches you coping faggot sapiens sapiens.

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you never will, their muscles function completely different to humans'

humanlet cope

guess you can spasm out like a monkey as well

tfw when a chimp is more jacked than you (we have same weight)

How do i unlock gorilla mode?

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Dudes fuckin yoked

>How the hell do I achieve chimp-mode?
Step 1: Dead Parents
Step 2: tripfag on Jow Forums
Step 3: Anavar
Step 4: there is no profit, you just stop lifting and leave Jow Forums

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vegan diet

That stupid nigger is so overrated. Don’t know why normies praise him so much. Same as the obsession with Keanu Reeves. I don’t even

change your muscles insertions, your tendons and the length of your bones.
easy as

Have your father leave your mother while she’s pregnant

> Shoots a gun at you that you can't even shoot
Yeah really got far with that tearing me up thing

just be black

I kekd

Heh