same bro from yesterday, feeling down with low libido. Have been supplementing with zinc, and just bought l-arginine and maca. Came back from doing some cardio.
I’ve been getting a couple of hot matches on tinder, when it’s time to seal the deal, how can I ensure my dick will be HARD, THICK, and VEINY? I’ve been in a situation where I had a hot girl but couldn’t get it up, so It’s been in my head for a while now I’m scared
it’s all in your head bro
tight af condom
Just chill. Do a relatively relaxing activity before. If you really wanna make sure take CBD oil before.
you honestly need prostate massage. look that up on the hub
stop fornicating and it won't be an issue.
Fpbp
damn dude, when i'm with a chick and it's getting heated i get so hard i can press it up against her so she notices and i fucking precum everywhere for some reason
The nanosecond man
When you match with someone you know on tinder does it mean they fancy you or just swiped right for funsies?
if a girl matches with you it means being fucked is on the table
unless you live in a major city, people only use it for validation.
getting lots of matches is nice but being autistic really sucks
post face and body.. also, are you using the paid version?
That chick probably gets bull deals on antibiotics bro
CHARGE YOUR PHONE NIGGER
sophia looks qt
no
make me faggot
mirin that hairline, bro.
I mean someone you already know irl but they right swiped you on tinder
is this your tinder pic
oh, idk because i literally don't know anyone irl.
yes, it’s gotten me the most matches so far
y’all post shirtless pics on tinder?
i feel like it’s ass backwards and ineffective in my location because it’s a fit city known for it’s beach lifestyle so you often see girl’s saying in their bio “here for the dad bods”
that's just female "humor", they don't actually want dad bods
as long as i’ve been fit, only men compliment my body
women compliment my glutes and grab it and slap it
is that female humor too?
men compliment cuz they understand it took years to get there
women just accept it as fact cuz women dont know what effort means
None of these women want to be with a man that lets his phone get to 1% battery life.
bitches love a man who lives life on the edge
I don't know what the fuk is wrong with me:
- I visit Tijuana, Mexico City, Reynoso pretty often. Have stocked up on cheap viagra & cialis, in many cases the name brand, not suspicious generics
- I'll go to brothels filled with attractive women. And quite often I'll have no sexual desire. Recently I was in Tijuana and walked through 4 different brothels....and felt bored out of my mind.
- Maybe I need to get my test levels tested?
Women feel compelled to say they don't like muscles/prefer dadbods because they think they'll be seen as shallow otherwise.
maybe you have a higher calling
when pussy is cheap and on demand it kind of loses something magical
Depends on your relationship with the girl but most girls swipe right on people they know because they feel awkward about other people knowing they have a tinder and they think that helps.
>women
thanks bro
depends on the area. girls on reddit and quora advice threads will say they don’t like shirtless selfies but they’re just femlets because it definitely works if you have a good physique. talking and communicating is the hard part, for me at least.
It's fucking weird man. I'm not losing my ability to gain an erection. I'm losing my ability to want sex.
Fuk it, I have to get a physical for work anyways, and I was going to get an std test as well. I'm going to also get a testosterone test done as well.
i recently matched with a girl i used to work with and we hooked up last weekend. take that as definitive proof breh
if guys are noticing your body then girls are too, they just won't say anything because reasons
OP here, now what tinder masters?
Show me the way to the punani
COOM
have sex (with me)
Based christcuck
>mfw this cancerous thread has been posted again
What the hell, I'm 6'4", have a good face, am not at all fat, and live in a college town in Texas and all the likes I get are from disgusting hispanic whales.
How do you min-max tinder, bros?
peenus weenus haha
no im a breeder work bee
post feet
>Not to be like hee hee I'm a femanon but i'm female (female)
From personal experience and from talking to my female friends, girls mostly just want someone to dwarf them. They want to be protected, ducked up against a wall, secure and swaddled. Usually this desire is unconscious, leading to women having various preferences that they think will help them accomplish the goal of feeling protected (some look for tall guys, some for muscular, some for chubby- various physical attributes that 'dwarf' hers).
This is not to say that some girls don't prefer thin, lanky guys or shorter guys. I'm just generalizing a trend I've noticed
first off post face, body, and profile, second off it’s bound to happen because of the demographics of where you live
Maybe you want to be intimate with someone you care about. Maybe you need something more than a physical connection. Maybe you just weren't in the mood. Or maybe you're gay
I've experienced a similar dilemma, but upon consulting with my friends, the majority agreed that they wouldn't swipe on an acquaintance or friend on tinder unless they would hook up
What's your goal? Date or fuck?
then go forth and breed, my son.
I wouldn’t mind a date, if I were to go on a date with her and I see we’re not compatible I will switch to bang mode. What do you have in mind chief
I'll never understand this mentality. There are some totally worthless men out there and some remarkably outstanding women. Why generalize?
Post glutes no homo
try "so what's your idea of a good time?"
Hmm I had the opposite happen to me but maybe I'm daft
generalisations are true, idiot
what always worked for me was to intensely focus on my erection, absolutely ignore everything else going around and just think "you're going to stay hard, you're going to stay hard, you're going to stay hard"
works every time
excuse the cum on the mirror
will try that boss
Also WTF, this girl is so hot and has big titties but is that herpes on her lip?????!!!
>match with girl
>seems interested
>get number
>converse a bit back and forth
>ask if she wants to meet up tomorrow
>"what time?"
>"I dunno, whenever. Want to meet me half way and split the travel time?"
>no response
oh well, I wasn't going to drive an hour out of my way for an awkward coffee date. second number I've gotten in a week and a half though. PROGRESS BABY
keep progressing pimp
>but being autistic really sucks
At least you're not autistic and ugly like me
you look like a young val kilmer
women want assertive men, not apathetic faggots that say things like "I dunno, whatever"
>most repeated advice for creating a profile is not to use bathroom pics
>bathroom pic has gotten you the most matches
>with a semi fit body
Have I been lied to?
>expecting women to put in any effort at all
even if it is who cares literally everyone who isnt a virgin has oral herpes
I'm aware. I wasn't really thinking about the fact that you need to plan their day for them like a toddler going on a play date. I was just being honest and casual. This is a lesson for next time
Thanks senpai
This really is a relationship thread, not a sexual health thread.
Women don't even know what they want, I typically disregard their advice unless it's something important or truthful.
Instagram has my shirtless beach body pics and Twitter has that along with my mirror progress pics.
>I'm aware. I wasn't really thinking about the fact that you need to plan their day for them like a toddler going on a play date
you just learned the biggest life lesson of all, women are children LARPing as adults
>post profile
You can do that? I could probably use the harsh advice of my beloved Jow Forums friends
tinder thread
>the only ramen i see here is at the ramen restaurant we're eating at tomorrow
say this OP, alpha as fuck
Ive had sex with this girl a few times over the past few weeks.
I just find her boring to be around and want to split up with her. What is the best way to break up with her? Do I have to do it in person or is a text still acceptable even though ive penetrated her.
WELL Jow Forums, NOW WHAT?
too late, having a convo about the color of her panties. What do I do know
post proof
It’s a lot easier to slay on tinder if your white and at least a 6.
>pic related, i dont think im that good looking but i have no problem on this app
How do you guys propose hookups to girls you're not meeting on tinder? I've had success and no success. One that worked for me was telling a girl I want to kiss her, I literally quoted Ryan Gosling and told her some shit like: "I find you cute, you find me cute, what do we have to lose if we kiss?" Thankfully bagged that one and fucked her.
On the other hand I've talked to girls IRL and try to propose hanging out through text but am not sure how to maneuver with it.
if it's not a relationship you can do it via text
Get the digits, get the dinner, get the dick wet, get the second dinner.
What do you people do for actual profile content?
Should I stop being a fucking nerd and get tinder
Yes, man up and lose your virginity. If a girl has a tinder she’s putting herself out there. Whether for dates or for a fuck, she’s putting herself out there. Get on the playing field son
Did I make it guys?
>Ah, shall we commence the intercourse now?
peepee in pooper? ;^)
>what color are your panties
dude wtf - again? are you obsessed with panties and all panty-related business or something?
this
I sent something I thought was funny in the moment then realized it was autistic as soon as I sent it
>i dunno, whenever
Women need men to make concrete plans idiot. Being aloof with them never works
>split travel time
They YOU to come to THEM. It shows effort, also girls are lazy as fuck.
Better luck next time