Talking to girl at bar

It remembers me some weirdo I met at a bar
>be me, 23 yo single lady
>hanging out at a bar by myself
>see a big guy(for me) drinking alone
>dis boy cute
>start talking with him
>damn, white boy looks strong
>so, you could probably pick me up like a peanut, right user?
>"w-well, I can bench 200 pounds, so I could probably lift you"
>is this nigga really bragging about his 1rm 200 pounds bp? Lmao
>tell this dyel faggot to lick my ass
>he says something about high test and does it
And right THERE is when he walked the dinosaur.

fuck off roastie

>bench 200lb
She probably lol'd when she heard this cuz you don't train The Press. What were you going to do, take her outside and look for a park bench. "Uhh hold on let me set my arch"
Pathetic.

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>>well I bench 200 pounds at the gym easy so you’d be cake

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA

You should've said 300 pounds, she was clearly dissapointed at your low bench

>well I bench 200 pounds at the gym easy so you’d be cake
seriously why did you think that would be necessary to tell her your numbers? she's not a dude, she don't care, she can't even begin to comprehend what this means to move such weight. to her it sounded like you implied she's AT LEAST 200 lbs. she literally asked you if you can pick her up, what you had to do is say Yes and fucking pick her up.
better luck next time, virgin.

If she really liked you, she wouldn't have gotten mad.

You still would've had some chance if you weren't so taken aback by her outburst

yeah if by some miracle this really happened than is this really a girl you'd wanna be around?

Op here, i just wanted to bust a quick nut. Obviously not gf material

>”are you calling me fat?”
>Yeah you're pretty fucking fat. (spell out P-H-A-T)
Boomer here. Will this work on a zoomzoom or will it only confuse it?

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>talking to girl
>''are you seeing anyone?''
>she says ''nope im blind''
>mfw

Maybe she was expecting me to say something witty but i just froze up as i wasn't expecting something like that and i was very nervous

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and youre not bf material it all works out

I love it when women quip. You're fucking gay. Learn to game, homo. That's a perfect response to bounce off of.

>well good thing you cant see how ugly i am

is that good banter

if you ever aren't sure what to say just say 'me too'
works everytime. try to think of a scenario where it doesn't work, I dare you.

>”I’m looking to get a good pounding tonight”
>”m-me too”

Yes, literally anything is better than freezing up like an autist. You can do so much with that line. Get creative.

i could never say something witty, too afraid of coming off as creepy.

>”good because you won’t know my dick is only 3 inches until it’s inside of you”
Will this work senpai?

never tell non lifters that you lift. Just say you do zumba or push ups in the motning and ONLY if they ask

Yeah i messed up i know she looked kinda turned off after that.

Never had a gf, please be patient i have autism okay

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>tfw I started lifting I used to try to explain to people
Fucking cringe

>either that or I've gotten stronger and everything just feels lighter"

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We can tell by pic related

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You dodged a bullet user. Getting with a girl who looks for any silly reason to act up wouldn't be worth the effort

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literally called a group of girls worthless fat cunts tonight. the look on their faces was priceless. get your inhib game up OP. fuck these whale bitches,

this doesn't read like a real social interaction. I think you just wanted to share your shitty joke

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>no uh I mean I’m uhhh strong you know what I mean right I totally wasn’t calling you fat you’re super skinny if anything
This is where you fucked up. You should've laughed and made a joke out of it.

Love anime, catboys/girls are massive cringe dude

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dilate

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Kek

what really happened, user, is

>"you, are you an autistic faggot?"
>completely fall apart and reveal you're an autistic faggot

but you have to not be an autistic faggot to understand social situations

What the fuck is gender therapy? Can I do some species therapy? Age therapy?

The age of the retard

>What the fuck is gender therapy?
Whacked out shit.
>Can I do some species therapy? Age therapy?
Give it a decade or so. Unclear where the next big push is gonna be.

>The age of the retard
We're well into it.

The girl failed to understand that you were implying that you lift way heavier than she must be. She was a dumbass. No loss.

Look at the people in this thread who say you should have tried to recover smoothly or just not said anything at all. It's like the thought that a woman might just be a bipolar dipshit doesn't cross their minds. Don't beat yourself up.

When I was first dating my girlfriend she asked if I thought she was sexy, and I replied with "yeah but you could be sexier". Two years later we're still together and she comes to the gym with me 3x a week. Might sound harsh but some girls are smart enough to know that the sun doesn't shine out of their ass.

yeah we've all been there

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it doesnt work on zoomers fellow boomer. ive tried it. on boomer woman it works everytime. woman love being insulted and called fat especially if you do it in a clever or cheeky way so she knows you arent 100 percent serious

implying that happened
>already getting mad not even in the first date
things went better than expected

based

now try to explain that you take protein powder (roids)

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why do you want to be treated like a woman?

>well I bench 200 pounds at the gym easy
No wonder she turned 360 degrees and walked away

>at the gym
>cute girl is there, a bit chubby
>she approaches and asks for tips on her deadlift which she says she is working on
>is clearly flirting with me and there is surely no way to fuck it up
>i start giving her tips
>at one point say 'this way you won't throw out your back'
>'but if you did THROW OUT your back i'd be DIGGING THROUGH THE BINS to steal it! along with your bank details! one womans TRASH is another mans MASTUBATORY PLEASURE!'
>she looks at me dead eyed
>'what? you want my bank details?'
>i realise she didn't understand my joke
>try to 'play it cool'
>'yeah haha, I am charging for this lesson'
>she starts getting agigtated and threatens to report me to management

women are useless OP

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you overextended with the
>along with your bank details!
part, it was going nicely until then I think

Bro you just posted cringe

feels good not being this autistic

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why are you like this

>When then i guess you couldnt identify me to the police
Grab her tits and maybe pop a finger in her peehole

Kill yourselves. Retarded faggots.

was that an old pasta or some reference?..

Supply and demand nigga, pussy has much higher value than cock. There's plenty of fat sluts, never heard of a fat stud though

>she says ''nope im blind''
>*smile*
>so considering you can't see my face, do you like my voice?

would this be good bros

Don't talk that much with women you just met. Don't force yourself to be funny. If you got a good joke that's ok but keep it simple and ask for # if you think they are interested in you

Yeah... She was the problem in this scenario

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Yeah but if it took you more than 0.5 seconds to come up with it you're NGMI.

lmao don't just grab a girl who is probably uninterested, that's how you get banned and your teeth kicked in.

What does it mean when a girl brings weights all the way over (like 20ft) to the bench you're using and does her weird girly exercises in your peripheral?

yeah but i would come up with it in the short segment when i'm smiling. so approx 2 seconds.

This. It's a bit autistic but you could just responded with something like
>are you calling me fat
>lol no way you weigh even close to 200lbs
Or
>are you calling me fat
>pffft lifting you wouldn't even count as a warm up

Well you know what they say... Love... is blind.

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