I can't look at bimbos anymore without thinking of the coom meme. Thanks faggots.
The coom meme made nofap easier
FUUUARRK I'M GONNA FUCKING COOOOM
DON'T SAY BIMBO AGAIN IT'S MAKING ME EDDGGGEEEE
THE MORE I EDGE THE MORE I'M GONNA COOOOOM
FUUAARRK TALKING ABOUT COOMING MAKES ME WANNA COOOOM
OH GWAAAD I SAID IT TOO MUCH I'M FUCKING COOOOOOMINGG
>imagine forcing a meme this hard with 2 other people and no one organically joins in
>Imagine organically replying to the thread anyways
>nofap
get the fuck out of here with your reddit bullshit hurr durr no touchy my peepee
t. SEETHING cumbrain
FUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHRRRKKKKK, III HELDDD ITT BAACK ENOUGH THIS TIMMMME!!!!!! I-I HAVE ASSSSENNDDEDDD TOOO PURE BLISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! NOOOOOWWW IIIMMMM TRULY COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
Same here, everytime I cum or have thoughts about JACKING, the coombrain image pops up in my mind eye and the text filters past my senses
>OOOOOAHHHCOOMING.
I don't ever wanna be the coombrain pic
someone post the bald guy with the wide eyes looking at the camera at the BLACKEDRAW event
I joined in bud
the real coom was the cooms we made along the way
vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o
When did Wojak become the template for the 100% of the new memes? it is so boring
Anybody know anything about COOM maxing? Been seeing a girl recently and I want to shoot massive loads. Should I keep masturbating or go straight nofap?
Fuck you, you woke up everybody
kek cooming is gay
Good now you will only fap to traps and gay shit
>wonder who came up with this
did I hear someone dying here?
It's just what you look like when you're rubbing one off, nothing personal user.
Or just not fap and bang some girl irl. Ever thought about that?
LMAO
Zinc
I got you brah
I hope you all doing kegel exercises when sitting.
All of this, ONLY in a single week, will easily get you to 10 ml of cum when the average amount of an adult male is between
2-5 ml:
1) L-Arginine: 1000 mg, 1 time per day
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Increase in pleasure intensity
It may increase erection hardness
Notes: None
2) Zinc: 50 mg, 1 time per day
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Makes your cum thicker
Notes: DON'T go over the recommended dietary allowance
+ Selenium
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Notes: DON'T go over the recommended dietary allowance
3) Pygeum/Pyguem: 100 mg, 2 times per day
Effects: Definitely noticeable increase in cum amount
Notes: Could leak pre-cum like a faucet, this stuff definitely activates the Cowper's gland
4) Soya Lecithin Granules: 1200 mg, 1 time per day
Effects: Definitely noticeable increase in cum amount
Definitely noticeable increase in orgasm intensity
Notes: None
5) Water: 4 l per day
Effects: Somewhat noticeable increase in cum amount
Necessary to make cum more watery, the more watery it is, the more you'll shoot at once and
the more it'll go everywhere, which makes the cumshot look larger rather than cumming in
thick globs
Notes: None
6) Celery
Effects: Makes cum thicker
Makes cum pearly white
Notes: None
7) Kegel exercises
Effects: Muscle power to shoot it all out rather than dribble out over the course of a couple of minutes
Notes: None
8) Edging
Effects: The surefire way to triple your load size, EVEN without supplementes
Watch out, could paint the ceiling
Notes: None
9) Prostate stimulation
Effects: (If you are willing to try), you can have monster orgasms
Notes: Be careful
10) Pineapple
Effects: Makes your cum taste sweet
Most citrus fruits works
Notes: None
>I don't ever wanna be the coombrain pic
at least he seems to be smiling, I think mi smiling muscles atrophied long ago
Imagine posting the same image in the same thread every day, incel
This is the best thing to happen on Jow Forums in such a blog time. I joined "organically" you fucking Cumbrian thotposters, because it's so fucking funny and true. Piss off all thot posters.