Just tried to hollow out a cucumber and fuck it but it just split open. Any of you boys had this problem before...

Just tried to hollow out a cucumber and fuck it but it just split open. Any of you boys had this problem before? What kind of vegetable is big enough to fit a dick into?

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try with a watermelon

m8 fuckin watermelons
How are you this stupid?
>but user thats a fruit
So? If youre dumb enough to fuck food you deserve acid dick

>What kind of vegetable is big enough to fit a dick into?
I suggest looking at your local hospitals, OP

well actually a cucumber is technically a fruit and not a vegetable. Try the watermelon, as it belongs in the same family (Cucurbitacea) as cucumbers, thus more likely to provide a similar textural experience albeit with less chance of rupturing.
Hope this helps :)

arent fruits usually acidic though?

try a pumpkin

I'll buy you a fleshlight OP. What is your address?

>t. doesn't know the difference between culinary terms and biological ones

OP's inquiry was very clearly biological and not culinary.
Hope this helps :)

Did you not read the entire post m8?

i didnt know watermelon is related to cucumbers, any other nice fruit/veg trivia, user?

I'm in northern California you'll really do that for me my friend?

op here
>roommate just spotted the cucumber in the trash and asked me about it
I think i played it off pretty well but im not sure he was totally convinced

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>having a roommate
>fucking fruits
>almost get caught
what type of degenerate are you?

It's just shit. Tried oranges, bananas cucumbers. It's a meme and only deranged fructophiles get a kick out of it.

That doesn't look like it split.
You cut it open you faggot.

Here's a few I know off the top of my head.
Apples are in the rose family and have similar flowers as wild roses.
Many of the most important agricultural crops (tobacco, potatoes, tomatoes, peppers, eggplants) are in the nightshade family.

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About the only veggie that a man can derive pleasure from is a decent leek.

>not taking the trash outside since you where throwing away a cum filled cucumber
You lazy fuck and you suck at hiding evidence

So apples are literally rose fruits? I wouldn't have guessed. Didn't know tobacco was a nightshade either, but i've heard for people with allergies it's good to phase out in this family because they can be triggering. You into biology, user?

Get a grapefruit, they're lewd af.

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Buy a pocket pussy, it feels the same as a real vagoo

My family has a small personal orchard and we used to have a garden. I used to browse wikipedia to learn more about the plants we had. I'm not studying biology for a degree but it is interesting to learn

the kind that has a good time

I made a cut on the side while i was trying to hollow it with a knife and it split from there

pls no shame me, I live in a very tall apartment building and the nearest dumpster is about 1000ft and two floors under me

those are expensive, the cucumber was 38 cents