Do you think god would be scared if he suddenly was forced to pick on someone his own size?

Do you think god would be scared if he suddenly was forced to pick on someone his own size?

Would he tremble?

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He'd probably just get really pissy, like a macho dude getting roid rage when he realizes he's losing a fight for the first time. It's an awesome spectacle, to see the pure anger of a man who has never been challenged before be challenged.

Hmm, yea possibly. I was just wondering earlier, if suddenly he had a bully as big as him show up beside him and start relentlessly torturing him with absolute indifference. it would be interesting to know how he would handle it.

i wonder if he would cope or not.

>have one chance at life
>be stuck with scumbag god

never gets old.

>be god
>be evil

fucks sake. i mean really?? he really messed that one up didn't he.

>kill child
>torture it before hand
>does it again with another one
>and again

lol, he never gets tired of it. lmfao.

>never smoke
>help people entire life
>pray
>scumbag god gives you blood puking lung cancer

ahahahahah!!!!`1`11111

>yo what kina god y'alzz be wantin????
>
>YO GIVE ME THAT FUCKING EVIL ASS BITCH GOD,.. AHAHAHAHA

>
>COMIN RIGHT UP DAWG, WAIT A TICK, THIS BITCH ASS NIGGER GOD IS ALREADY EVIL THO FUC

>
>LMAO U RIGHT, U RITE.. OK U RITE!

>yo god, uh, heh, my uh,, heh, sister she aint fillin so good, see.. uh , heh, she got dat spine problem u know, the one u gave her at birth.. heh, and uh... uh i wuz wunderin if u could uh.. heh...-

>SO NO MORE YOU STUPID TWAT, I JUST KILLED HER FOR YOU

....

>uh fuc god but u are evil!!

>be god
>lie

>be jesus
>lie your balls off IRL

topkek!

>be bible
>be shit and gay!

but what!!!!??

haha

>be christian
>get fucking pwned by your faggot god

LMAO ok ok, well THAT was gay! (ur mean!!)

>yo , kid, imma let u finish dawg, but first let me kill your family
>lmao

uh .. uh WAIT NO!!

ok fuck you lmao

>yo, god i know you are like a big as bitch bully.. but uh, can you just hang on for one se-

>SAY NO MORE HERES MORE DEATHS AND TORTURE FOR YOUR LITTLE SISTER

hahaahahhaah.. uh NO WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.. ah shit you already killed her.. LMAO ok that was a bit rude but wow. ok wow.

>wake up
>ah what a great da-

>oh, shit god killed my family overnight

ahaahahahahahahhahahahahaha the best episode of the season. 10/10 ebert agrees lmao!

>when you realize god isn't worth praising or worshiping

well, we must all learn the right way sometime.

ah the best part about being a cold dead husk of a living person.. god can no longer suck the life out of you

a plus if I've ever seen one!

(this is how you become an optimist?)

>wake up
>panic (i hope god doesnt kill family today)
>relief when you realize he already killed them yesterday

>wipes sweat off brow
>looks online for best way to suicide

but i still need to make some coffee!! dont get ahead fucks sake! lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

*breathes in*

ok .. ok im sorry but its still funny, i hafta

< lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

>dear diary
>today was oka-
>(remembers painful brutal death of family yesterday and gods smile when they died)
>well shit.. now i have to find some whiteout
>hahaha

>when you finally have a genuine smile and you realize when you kill yourself sometime tomorrow you *might* get the chance to cumslap gods smug face

haha ok, yep now THIS might be the last cliffhanger episode

>all these times that OP replied to his own thread

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Hindu mythology has epic battles between gods and demons. Demons who are just as strong as gods. There are some stories where a demon bullies some gods and humans but a stronger god shows up and destroys the demon