/britfeel/

Look out lads, Lord Sus Cunt has taken off with The Crown Jewels! Holy shit look at him go! Nigger gotta run and nigger gotta steal I guess!

I'm so scared of planes

>len's patrolling the streets of manchester, looking for someone to shove
please not me len please

Attached: 1549818074930.gif (276x220, 774K)

ive sworn to punch every tranny on these isles

should go for a jog but don't feel like it

Attached: 1485000651290s.jpg (250x247, 7K)

its nice out fatty, go do it

You won't have to, I predict moni will be killed soon.

of course you will pal, all talk no action

post your favourite cola's

Attached: 1557008690481.png (825x620, 542K)

plan b is him going on fucking grindr, fuck sake

I'm a pepsi man

I can't wait for the blog entry lmao.
He's going to get railed by a big lad, then he's gonna leave as soon as poley starts talking.

Attached: 1501098305080.jpg (621x621, 159K)

reading r/deadbedrooms for fun and pleasure

my other candle is starlight night idk what that's supposed to be but its dark blue and smells very nice

Last thing you want is fat people being burnt up, creates an unpredictable fat fire. Basically like molten lava bubbling over the place.

>Ya told her she cud 'ave "all the pizza wizza and pepsi wepsi she cud stuff down 'er neck"
>Well I don't want no fookin' 'pizza wizza' off yoo ya fookin nonce, ya wer speakin to me, Bazza da Beast!
>'ad me in tears some of the stuff ye were sayin, broke me bloodeh heart it did knowin' nonsters like yoo are walkin' the street
>yer mummy ain't gonna save yer now!

Attached: 15010983050801.png (772x1228, 97K)

LET GO OF MY FREN RIGHT NOW!

Attached: I AM ANGERY.jpg (495x362, 19K)

>Fuckin' put the pedal down Gaz ya got the cunt quick 'fore the rozzers get 'ere

Attached: apucarcrashed.png (711x636, 65K)

Grindr is an awful place for supposedly trans people to join, it is basically just for gay men. Which is exactly what Poley fucking is, a homosexual male with threaded eyebrows.
Trannies went over to, and ruined, OKCupid.

*pulls you overr*
Well well well, what's this I see? Running over innocent Helpers, are we? You'll have to come with me down to the station sunshine

Attached: copper.jpg (736x980, 71K)

lads when you have a wank do you ever drift off and start thinking about something else and lose your boner

>Trannies went over to, and ruined, OKCupid.
>OKCupid
cola uses that

>Don't let go Gaz! We've fookin got ye won't let the pigs take ya away

Attached: 1554223969990.png (605x382, 86K)

Point duly proven, I suppose.

Quite frequently yes.
A lot of the time when I'm thinking of the erotic stories I have stored in my head, and have built over the years, I lose track.

All the time
t. having a wank right now but getting distracted

Attached: g45c6jzrw3w21.jpg (953x1271, 118K)

grim
and she's leaking

Quite enjoying the Norf F.C x Apu story arc.

Do people actually get emotional when they hear about murders and other such crimes happening somewhere else in the world? Am I jaded from years of Jow Forums or are they just high estrogen?

Depends really. Not emotional per se but I care more if it's a mass murder in a white country than a non-white country. I think that's just inherent.

No I think the majority of people don't give a fuck lad, even if they don't admit it

I think it's normal. I don't give a shit about anyone who is not in my close family. even when my nan died I wasn't that sad. certainly don't care about people I've never met

*presses REC on small tape recorder*
Business idea: national takeaway franchise named "Pizza Wizza", specialises in high quality pizza with competitive pricing, only open during the 10pm - 6am "NEET hours". Discounts available for /britfeel/ posters

i don't think anyone really cares that much, just posting on facebook for attention. i don't really know and never will though i have alexithymia 8)

Attached: 1557102217801.jpg (564x428, 37K)

having a giggle goalposting on mtfg
just made meself a cup of tea and I'm gonna relax and play some vidya
What you lods up to?

Attached: 1546298951611.jpg (400x333, 22K)

always hate reading the #BackToWork posts on Twitter. very, very depressing.

Yeah whenever I'm wanking out of boredom this happens, when I'm actually horny I last like 30 seconds.

I don't really get emotional, but I'm sad it happens. Like it's easy to put yourself in their shoes. I felt genuinely sad when that footballer died not because I like football because I don't but because he had worked so hard and was starting to get his success. It's like if you trained your whole life to be a boxer and then died before your pro debut.

On muh way darn sarf for a fishing adventure. Feeling rough as i got on the cider last night.
Hope you have a comfy day

Cleaning my bedroom lad but keep stopping to browse Jow Forums. I need to go shave as well. Still have plenty of time though I guess. I've got to be up quite early tommorow because it's a half an hour walk to the train station then another 25 minutes to work after getting off the train. All this for 6.15 an hour.

What cider lad?
I'm doing the exact same as you, putting off cleaning my room.
It's mostly clean, just need to put clean clothes away and make my bed.

my darkweb drug order turned out well, it's honestly weird how easy it is

Will you roll them up and smoke them like a cigarette

Just lidl cheap stuff. Woodgate or something

>2 hours of commuting daily for a 6.15 p/hr job

Oof lad, thats rough

Attached: Tofu_Boy.png (500x420, 16K)

6.15, wtf.
What do you do?

it's a modern vapey style one - can't handle smoking any more since I quit

I also amuse myself by watching my bitcoin "investment" go up and down (the leftover change)

Work in a store, 6.15 is minimum wage for 18-20 year olds now. Even though we pay full price for everything else.

Waiting on a call that might not come to arrange an interview for my first job laddies

What'd you get?

I always thought couples shag every night but apparently the average is only 2-3 times a week

Better have home delivery or else HHLad won't buy anything from you

just had a rustlers burger and fries to go for lunch
having an oreo doughnut for pudding

Attached: 1520097777533.png (1228x1502, 61K)

Don't make me jealous, my mother woke me up and I'm fasting today

*fires up the /britfeel/ defib unit*

>What'd you get?

one of them weed vapes, through my door in a couple of days

we live in a funny time

don't worry, i bought some pink lady apple slices from tesco and i'm having some right now

Just can't believe how SCEA turned on Tim and shippy like that.

What a monster.

I had a higgidy quiche for brunch, a lot better than sainsbury's own, worth the price I'd say

did my jog
felt awful but it's over now

Attached: images.png (220x229, 9K)

well done pal, how far and fast?

good job fatty, keep up the good work

whenever a customer at work gets angry they always get me to try and calm them down and for some reason it always works

not sure, I do the same 5km circuit every day
I'm right on the precipice of ideal BMI range, so make the most of calling my fatty while you can :D

Every day?
Impressive lad.

it's easy when your only mode of transport is gone and you're too much of an autismo sperg to ask for lifts of get on a bus

got disciplinary hearing at work because i kept drawing a co worker as a hippo

Anyone ever have half poos? God what a horrible feeling

based and redpilled.
I'm in trouble for drawing stuff at work, but I just denied it.
They can't prove it's me

Attached: honk.jpg (737x601, 226K)

Is that when you take a shit but you feel you've still got some left to push out but nothing comes?

Yeah you're like 50% constipated, so it takes ages to wipe and the you feel bloated as hell then 40 minutes later the rest comes out

Afternoon boys. I hope you all enjoyed your bank holiday weekend and have had a good day at work. Surely no one here is a NEET?

>Disinterested in university, totally depressed over personal things
>Course head and project advisor encourage me to drop out, opting for a qualification based on my first two years of study, which are high grades
>They tell me I won't have to repay any grants, tuition fees have already been covered by my student finance body, etc
So I debate for a week, try to get engaged with my work knowing I'll get minimal grades anyway based on missed coursework, then I drop out.
>Get charged 5k debt with a "we'll let you know if you have to pay more" notice letter
>I could've failed the course and gotten 2k grant/loan spending money
Suicide? I'm thinking of helium enhalation. I should get a shitty temp job, right? I think unemployment benefits don't pay you for a month now that's it universal credit, right?

yeah this happens 50% of the time lad.
feel genuinely envious of those scat porn girls who take those massive log shits without any mess around the rim

lads trying a ketogenic diet. all im eating is basically steak and whipped cream. Dont think I can do it anymore.

I've got no idea what you're talking about mate...

Attached: landscape.jpg (405x270, 20K)

are you an epileptic 9 year old?

Sometimes after a week of binge drinking, eating and shittingnlittle, im abit constipated and when I finally shit its thick and a deep brown like the skin of a Sri Lankan. Its so thick that when it comes out, half of it is still caked tound the arsehole and any paper i wipe there is caked in shit. Takes me a good 10 minutes or more to finish wiping.

Unibet?

Betting man I see

When he passed away I felt sad but I was binge watching his vids during that time.

>Takes me a good 10 minutes or more to finish wiping.

use the showerhead m8

Just an easy meal. Bowl of sugar free cream with sugar free honey and nuts or perhaps peanut butter.

Where is the Veg?

Attached: 450px-VeganGainsThroat.jpg (450x423, 28K)

just like a little leafy salad some avocado cauliflower. ill usually have some cheese covered eggs too.

Not him but, which did you get? A guy i know gets 1s from america. The brassknuckles gusher tasted the nicest but had a kingpen jack herer and that was the best high

Applied for a night shift cleaning job, and a night shift job in asda

Been unemployed for 2 months now

I've really let myself go this year too

Attached: contemplative.jpg (700x700, 42K)

Is whipped cream ketogenic? I feel like that has carbs

I'm on the full carnivore diet, raw milk, lots of salmon and grass fed beef and then lambs liver. Feel amazing. I use to force myself to drink water as well because I thought it was good for you but now I only drink when I only drink a pint of raw milk in the morning, a pint with my meal and water at the gym only.

it's dairy, like cheese
all fat

Has a lot of lactose if it's not raw though.