I need advice for how to commit suicide

I need advice for how to commit suicide.
It is happening soon. I can't live anymore. And spare me with the whole "there is meaning to be found" bullshit. I want to die. Tips and tricks to commit suicide thread. Please.

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Helium is unfeasible for me by the way. I do not have anywhere to store it and no car to transport it.

1X1 ROPE HANG CMON LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Does this actually work well? I'm trying to make it somewhat quick, but generally I don't care if it hurts, as long as it's truly final.

You can do some research for exact measurements but when you consider that people practiced lynching for a long time then you figure they got efficient at it. It's all about height and gravitational force working together to instantly snap your neck. Now go out there and get 'er done sport

Do you want to die slowly or quickly?

I need to secure the rope pretty well then.. I was considering taking drugs beforehand in order to pass out while in the noose and suffocate to death. I know that's not ideal, since my body would probably jolt itself awake, but it would be quieter and require less obvious setup. The problem is, I want to be found so that my parents can have my body.

Don't do drugs you pussy. Suicide day is basically the Super Bowl.

Google Royal Gorge Bridge if you live in North America, and Preikestolen if you live in Europe.

At either location, there is a 250+ meter drop with a landing on rocks. You will die immediately, painfree, with no chance of failure if you jump from either location.

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I just want to die, painless preferred, but I need it to be effective. I tried to kill myself last year with a cocktail of ambiens and other shit like that but it just made me trip out and feel awful. Went to the ward, they took me off my meds, thank god, but I realized that my past has left me broken in a fundamental way that no therapy or drug could ever fix. That is why I want to die. I will never be able to move on.

Combine several methods if you want to be sure, in case one of them fails.
Standing on a chair with the noose and overdose on some shit that makes you go unconscious, preferably something that may be lethal by itself (alone or if mixed), but overdoses may leave you with brain damage so do your research. So may hanging too, so don't have your body be found for a few hours otherwise your existance will be even more miserable.

I guess you're right lmao, might as well have a little pain with my final pleasure.

Suicide methods summarized in five words: easy, painless, cheap, pick two.

I know exactly where to go to make sure I don't get found for a few hours. That's what I was thinking, combine methods. I need to make sure nobody cuts me down, though. The noose has to be tight as well. I am probably going to use a belt and a noose just to make sure as much circulation as possible is cut off.

That's the spirit. You're number one.

Colorado? Unfortunately I'm in eastern US. I think I could finesse traveling there if I can get some money, though.

>literally hundreds of forensic reports on suicide with tons of ideas for you to implement
>entire communities dedicated to seriously discussing methods
>comes to Jow Forums and attention whores haaay guise imma kys pls dont stop me teeeheee im serious about it but i cant be arsed to hide a nitrogen tank in my room and order a uber to transport it but im serious guiiiise
fuck off

I asked for help, not for attention. Do you not understand that regular people will try to stop you? Imagine ordering an uber with a huge helium tank in your arms, do you think they're just not going to question that? I'm out of money, I'm out of ideas, and I do not know where to find these "studies" you refer to, so I came here. Please understand, I'm not asking for sympathy.

Put your head on the tracks and get decapitated.

That's actually not a bad idea, honestly. Someone did that just last year, near where I used to work. Not that much effort either. I think we might have a winner!

>do you think they're just not going to question that?
They will ask but only to know if its propane or any flammable gas. Just be honest and say its helium or nitrogen, say its for a welding project. They wont report you to suicide prevention or anything, I know because Im a uber driver myself and have transported tanks and welding equipment before. We have to deal with much more shady shit on a daily basis to care about suicidal losers.

Sleeping pill and a bathtub bro

That's fair, I guess I just assumed they would refuse based on that safety principle, but if that's true, I'll definitely look into that. Thank you for the answer, man.

i didn't know you were a distinguished and well educated psychologist, so educated in fact that you can give yourself such an all encompassing self evaluation


kudos

If you're not a violent faggot who would kill other people then you need to find the will to survive.