Turned 18 3 days ago

I turned 18 3 days ago now what do I do?

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Go on Grindr and get TOPPED ofc

get very very very drunk

this desu senpai. Unless you get your boipussy blessed by an alpha's big daddy cock then have you ever TRULY lived?

I think not.

suffer and eventually die, think of it as the beginning of the end.

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TIME TO BECOME A NEET AND GET COMFY

I'm turning 29 before long user. It just gets worse.

I don't want anything in my pooper
that sounds like a good idea thanks user
I don't wanna live then that sounds painful
that sounds like something
is neethood a good way to live
well that sucks maybe at 30 it will get better what means I gotta wait a while

Have sex with a sissy or let a DOM pound your boicunt, it's time for you to become a man.

that makes you a man wat the hek I will become a man next year that sounds weird and painful

Well find a bottom and fuck his boipucci

I guess it is. As long as you plan on leaving neethood after three or five years later.

Buy a hooker and fuck her or Grindr it out and find a twink

Don't listen to them OP, you're doing a good job so far but promise me not to give in, being a fag is the lowest point you can go to

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is this some test and if I do it I'm one of you guys or something
I feel like I will get attached to the life
a hooker doesn't sound bad

If you get TOPPED you are not a man OP just saying

Pretty much what else is a robot going to do?

okie I promise user
yeah I think I will keep my pooper as a poop shooter

Buy some panties and lock your boiclit in chastity and camwhore

I don't know maybe eat cake and talk about robot stuff

I don't got panties money and I don't own a boiclit I got the irish SloNG nor am I cut out for that cam life but thanks for the suggestion user