R9k is a giant mega conglomerate. What department are you in?
>Security Department >Private Military Department >Law Department >Finance Department >Marketing Department >HR Department >IT Department >Operations Department >R&D Department
If you're joining R&D, choose the research division you wanna join.
Finance department I'm not letting NEETS off easily. You will work for your income
Lucas Johnson
Marketing department currently deployed with the private military wing taking photographs.
Cooper Allen
''that guy that cleans the windows and takes the trash and trying not to get caught stoned'' someone has to do the dirty jobs too btw
Austin Butler
I guess I'd be a bottom rung drone in the Finance department
Jacob Butler
Private military department. We must have a strong military force to ensure our survivability. I'd enforce new, more updated and effective training methods and oversee arms development and use.
I don't have any skills or connections to work at any of those offices, so i guess i'd be one of those retard janitors that quietly goes around picking up trash and his only friend is a mouse he keeps trapped on a sticky pad.
ok OK DUDE you broke my broom already calm down! I'll take the trash only for fuck sake You may have won the fight but you haven't won the war , tommorow at 9AM me meet again fucker
Reminder - Drinking or eating in the labs are forbidden. You'd have thought that the first few deaths due to dimethylmercury poisoning or Ebola infections would've discouraged any further incidents, but last week's accident proved that repeated reminders are needed.
The Security Department and The Private Military Departments will be competing against each other in our training course decatholon, it is scheduled to occur this Friday in the evening at 19:00 hours. If any department heads are willing, they may also sign their department up to compete as well. The prize is a free pizza party and a whole day off, the department head is also awarded with $10,000 if his department wins.
Parker Hughes
R&D psychology. Where are my coworkers? Hard to run studies alone. Come around.
Cooper Lee
Private military department. Putting a gun to the heads of people in finance so people can chill.
Easton Baker
>HR department I want to be in charge of it so I can change it into something useful. Instead of managing disputes or whatever it would provide human resources to people in the company. This means tendies and milkies for everyone. Mommies too.
David Wright
private military department, I want to fight n shit
Adam Allen
R&D - CS division also i want traps in lieu of stock options
Leo Richardson
>R&D >Weapons Research would be pretty kino
Noah Perez
Law department
Because we can't let the Jews or commies get there first
