Why the FUCK are there literal Chad’s browsing this board?

You may be new or just yanking my chain. If i say the word ill be Warned/banned for un-orriginal comments.
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Anyone got the last tinder thread?

this is Jow Forums not Jow Forums

We should make it a general, they are the best thread on here nowadays

Because it's hilarious to make fun of thotposters. Gotta COOM!
lmao It's just good to chill out and enjoy the little things sometimes, you know?

Not all of us are ugly like you OP

First person that posts tinder convos that aren't some retarded Reddit tier jokes and "wanna have sex" shit

you get picked on with lines that would give you no futur.

>you're hot as hell babe.

place is cooking.

absolutely yes, for some odd reason women on all tinder threads on Jow Forums/reddit say no to shirtless pics but I think its because they are all 3/10s and feel intimidated

/here/, fuck I need to make it this time, no quitting

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even from her 5 by 5 pixel pfp i can tell Izzie is fat

Do it pussy, it's best if you have a "candid" one, like at the beach or whatever, not one of yourself in front of your fucking bathroom mirror.

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based as fuck

I thought this board read Jow Forums, not Jow Forums. Don't cry that people need to get off the board just because some of us actually lift and aren't autistic

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absolutely fucking based
what'd she say?

Lmao based and redpillef

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we're gonna need the response chad

>want to take part in tinder threads
>match 90% avg 25 a day
>cant say something stupid because i have tattoos that would distinguish me from other people
dont get your neck fully tattood lads

Why would you tat your neck

it was dumb but it looks sick as fuck and gets me laid regardless of how autistic i am.

And what did you get a tattoo of?

A graveyard around my throat with a woman in white, in photonegative so my whole neck is black

Pikatchu and Raitchu

got you, bro.

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pls post pic

yeah, there is no reason for them to be here instead of hanging out with friends, fucking or working in gym
I'm mad enough that pretty girls lie to me constantly, even on the internet
and they start attentionwhoring

Ok

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does the cross shine when you deepthroat a cock?

no only when i suck my own cock

Cool as fuck. Mirin bud

D A M A G E D

very nice tovarish, I can see why chicks would be all over you

I'm horny

Дa

how many rubles did it cost?

help me tattoo breh, how should I go about deciding what I want to get a tattoo of? i think a half sleeve would look cool but my friend told me not to start with something big/expensive, i just have no idea what to get without making it look dumb.

Imagine what itll look like when you’re a fatass 60 year old kek

Ill kill myself before then most likely
Nothing my friend likes my skin so he pays me to tattoo whatever he wants on me
Go for what you want

no offence but you seem autistic and the tattooed dude is clearly not. consequently, I suggest four jigsaw pieces

you sound like somebody who's doing a CS PhD

>my friend likes my skin
be careful brother, he sounds like buffalo bill

Close, but no cigar.

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why do you have 'who is she' tattooed on your hand?

Chad is the greatest ally.
Also if you haven’t received at least a few messages like this on Tinder, you haven’t made it yet.

not him, but your friend is right. you don't want to dive right into inking enormous portions of your body to start off. just in case you regret it later, your regret will be proportional to the size of your tattoo.

also, don't get anything below your wrists or above your clavicle unless you want to look like a clown in inappropriate situations.

if you do get a sleeve at some point then make it 3/4ths, You want to cover it up when you need to

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Someone did it on me while i was passed out drunk
dont know who but ive been meaning to cover it up

>fitness is mental
You’re mental bud. It’s just lifting weights and working hard. Fucking idiot. You’re not getting smarter by lifting weights.

Oh god it's not even hyper realistic.
You have a fucking 1950s Mickey Mouse cartoon inked on your neck you fucking child.

lmfao, maybe 'she' is the one who did it.
you sound like a quintessential russian lunatic, God bless you

lol so bad

>ngmi

jfc you are the most fedora-tipping retard i've ever seen chat on tinder

you must be 10/10 hot otherwise a chick wouldn't even respond to your first cringe message

this is so cringe man

yikes dude, I have plenty of tattoos but yours are cringe

how old are these women? are you a MILF hunter?

>you must be 10/10 hot
Indeed.

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oh no no no

One was 70, the other, I don't know, 40?

I was just trying how much autism I could produce. Surpring how much shit you can pull when you''re hot.

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>70
what the fuck

The magic of tinder. But i didn'T go through with it. But from her pcis, she looked asbsolutely fine.

>But from her pcis, she looked asbsolutely fine.
I mean, I know older women can still be really fucking hot, but 70? I'd put my limit at ~50

This dude is not attractive, he's just scraping for ultra cougars. When I was DYEL and faggot faced I still fucked MILFs, they're desperate for dick under 30.

Nah, I also got me some hot 18yos, but those were just the most ridiculous ones.
>plot twist: I was just catfishing for fun. On my real profiel I just behaved normal. Also, those were in LA, and that's a very fucked up place.

Possibly the greatest profile ever.

High probability that it's real too.

Same here. I drop by now and again so I dont get caught up in all the normie bullshit

I was being autistic for fun and found a great pick up

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Tattoos are gay. Same with piercings. Who else /cleanbody/?

Who the fuck go to theater with complete strangers?

>Also, those were in LA
Dude you could have gotten a MILF sugarmommy.

Man fuck you, I feel personally attacked

I don't know but it's an easy transition to get a coffee at that point in the convo. Either way I'm a beta fat fuck with a handsome face, so until I finish losing weight I just ghosted her at that point.

True

I was best man at a recovering incel wedding, ended up being a beautiful ceremony

If real, this is the dumbest thing I’ve seen on this board since 2013, and here’s proof I’ve been browsing that long

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Save the image and look at it often, user, it helps.

Where is that pic from?

that was a good thread

Used to be a Chad in my early 20's. Joined the military for various retarded reasons, don't do it just get a fucking job, and got out when I hit 30. Spent 4 years after that by myself rolling through and stomping out all my problems mentally. Asked out a cute young girl and got rejected. Went home, looked in my mirror and saw what she saw. A fat fuck who didn't take care of himself physically for 4 years. Calorie deficit, cardio/lifting and chugging water for most of this year now. Cut my hair so I didn't look like a mess. Cleaned my car so I didn't look like I lived in it. "user, you're making all sorts of changes!" Fuck ya, getting back into it in under a year. I chill on this board cause I like helping you younger autists.

Unbelievably fucking cringe

full body pic, russianbro?
tattoos look cool

It's entirely normal for a first date you autistic freak

based

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Did you kill for Israel?

No you dumb faggot. Movie first date is absolute garbage.

OK there's 0% you know who rms is and your PhD isn't tech related, is it just a meme business analyst degree?

its not, coffee or a drink is best for first date

This fucking pic

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Nothing like having a halloween theme perma tatted to you year round.

Movie first date is the best
Get to watch a film and don't have to talk to the girl which makes it more likely she will have sex with me since I wont say anything retarded

No it fucking isnt fucking cringe. Try grocery shopping