Jow Forums btfo internally

Jow Forums btfo internally

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I don't live in the States so...

Don't live in burgerland so nope.

If it's only one bullet, I might survive thanks to the lower heart rate staying natty has given me.

bold of you to assume Bullets can do anything

>implying some weak pistol could stop 200pounds of muscle charging at you
You'd be dead before the bullets even stopped my heart from beating

cant find the paper rn but there is a correlation between lean mass and not going into shock after being shot. Its why militaries also strength train

>Retards thinking you can't be muscular AND own a gun

Tueller drill

Probably not but I admire your larping

Sorry I don't live in a third world country. Is this some sort of shithole private joke?

>I have all these guns and women still won’t sleep with me!

There's niggers in countries besides the US you know

I assume it's from South Africa.

Unless you shot me directly in the heart or head, I've got about 45 seconds to bash your skull in. Been shot before, and there's a level of rage that does not subside even after that.

I too don't live in America

>Been shot before
Storytime

>I live in a cucked country that won’t let me have a gun
Lol

Nigger you couldn’t bash my skull in even if I hadn’t shot you

>I'm so civilised my own government will imprison me if I defend myself with force

>used to go with my friend for drug deals cuz big guy
>group of Mexicans want a couple pounds
>little spic in backseat pulls gun 30 seconds in
>grab wrist and pull down to break his elbow over my shoulder
>doesn't work
>he twists and shoots my leg couple inches away from dick
>drops gun from recoil at bad angle
>or just didn't expect to fire it
>friend freaking out
>childlock doors
>speed off
>lose the Mexicans in a neighborhood
>tell friend to stop at park
>leg throbbing, been 2 minutes or so since shot
>literally seeing red
>edges of vision are going black
>pull spic out of back seat and drag him across the ground while hammering his face with other hand
>leave him unconscious in the soccer field
>turns out it passed clean through my thigh and into the car seat
>packed it with cotton and it healed up after a month

Better be a fucking killshot if someone has a gun out.

For fuck sakes cant you yuros just go remake krautchan instead of shitting our site up more

I'm practicing my log toss this Winter, I could probably through a full grown man a half-dozen feet. Your bullshit fighting "prowess" means jackshit when someone is mean enough to treat you like a ragdoll.

>turns out it passed clean through my thigh and into the car seat
You are so incredibly lucky user

>internally
Nice ESL, retard.

>I'm practicing my log toss this Winter
You in Scotland user?

>I can throw a log
>this will prevent me from getting my shit kicked in by someone who trains to kick people’s shit in instead of learning to throw logs

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You can kick me all you want, but the second I grab your leg, it's coming off. If being shot didn't stun me enough I doubt your pussy acrobatics will. I've been blindsided by a fucking sedan at 30mph, got like 6 feet of air onto asphalt, and walked away. Train to fight all you want, I'm meaner than you're ready for.
Nah Scotland's too cucked by their Bong overlords.
Yeah, or I've got a greater death in store, not having my cock shot off in a Ford Explorer.

Based Log-Tosser. Teach me your ways.

>Nah Scotland's too cucked by their Bong overlords.
They're cucked by their own gubbment, I'm moving up there soon. Google "Dinnie Stones", that will be my motivation there

>not having my cock shot off in a Ford Explorer.
What about a Dodge?

>buying legal guns that the jewish government can come take away from you if they want to
lol fucking burgers

>I'm closing the gap between us rapidly as you fumble in blind panic with your safety holster.
>You're all fingers and thumbs but nearly there.
>the gap is now no exist ant as my right hook connects with chin
>your gun remains holstered as I easily switch to the mount position and begin ground and pound.
>your vision starts to fade and you pass in and out of consiousness
>you wake up in a hospital bed. Your gun still holstered.

Too bad for him I also own guns

That's fair, and the Northern Islands are always an option to escape. Hopefully the Irish and Scots get their shit together and boot the Bongs back to their shit hole swamps.
>Dodge
Only if it's a Neon with a spoiler and Christmas undercarriage lights.
Get mean, son. Deadlifts, deer meat and floor cleans.

>Hopefully the Irish and Scots get their shit together and boot the Bongs back to their shit hole swamps.
Yes. The current "nationalists" in Ireland and Scotland are the "Brits out Blacks in" kind which boggles the mind.

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