Jow Forums eats: rate my dish edition

How am I doing? Would you let me cook for you on our first date?

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>I mean... there's a lot of it I guess user?

here’s the color inside

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be my daddy

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looks good 8/10

Looks good but meat still isn't cooked.

5/10

>eating half cooked meat

enjoy your parasites i guess lmao

Meat looks good, but what's with the tag inside your food? And, yeah, I'd eat your food on our first date, pls be a twink.

Shoo shoo

what tag? That's the inscription on my knife. It's a brand of knives

no, you’re gonna be my twink

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Well damn, ok. Couldn't tell from the pic.

Looks fukken delicious. I bought 2 kilos of pork the other day because it was cheap, thinking about how I can use it to mealprep, but I'm going to want to throw something else in as well. I was thinking beef. Gonna let that simmer for hours tomorrow.

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Your bicep insertions are noice, maybe I'm just too fat rn to see mine. But mine are longer (meaning flatter)

poverty/10
will not go out on a date with/10

>medium-rare
>parasites

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Presentation is not great but looks tasty. I would say this is beyond acceptable considering most people can't cook at all now. Kind of depends on your and her age.

how about now

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I can make gook food

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depends how tall are you
and if you lie, your mother will die in her sleep tonight

6"0
230lbs
did i pass the audition for your pussy?

Are you the Reverse Diet user?

if you mean my twink, yes, you will suffice

who?

Alright boys you know the drill. What are we gonna ask her?

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Nvm then, there's an user with a similar body to you who said he had success with reverse dieting before a cut

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do internet autists turn you on?

Is deadlifting worth the risk?

"When will boogie die?" with pic related attached

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What’s the real manlet cutoff?

>Spaghetti
>Marinara sauce
>Spanish extra virgin olive oil
>2 polish sausages
>1 pineapple and ham sausage
>Pita bread

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This looks like depression

y tho?

wtf man

You coocked a label
>thyme table

Such unclean carbs op I’m ashamed of you. Eat a potato or a yam or like rice you gluten eating bloat boy.

Is coffee good for you?

Do you put the spaghetti into the Pitta like pocket?

Also sausage? Why is everything processed. Eat clean faggot

No I just cut pita in half and put it on the side because I like having pita by itself
sausage is good
Pasta is superior to rice. I ended my bulk 2 months ago and I've been eating spaghetti every single day for the past 2 months. Already down 18 pounds.
inb4 ketards attack me

>and I've been spilling spaghetti every single day for the past 2 months.

How did you acquire such a chiseled, strong, manly chin? How long have you been mewing?

pajeet food with a twist - a nice steak to top it all off. looks good.

>hey doll face

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Why are you eating worms

"*smacks lips* what it do babyyy?"

vegetables looks watery and mushy I prefer oil blanched
potatoes and steak look fine

lol its stir fry with noodles, i think thats asian
yeah i put a little too much teriyaki onions sauce but it was still delicious

looks pretty good user

>roiding for this

Op better deliver

HUMINA HUMINA IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

or some shorter variation thereof

hey doll face

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Frosted Flakes sliced American cheese great pre workout snack

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noice

shes pretty
post body

>Going to all this effort meal prepping for processed shit like this

This makes you doubly retarded, at least fat people can blame fast food's convenience

post body

Looks good enough to date a Jow Forumsizen

but. is it good enough to date you

would it be weird if we kissed
do it

roll

>all this effort
Boil water. Add salt. Put spaghetti in in. Wait 10 minutes. Drain spaghetti. Add Sauce. Cut sausages in little pieces and pita bread in half. Put in container

meat looks good 8.5/10
veggies and presentation... wow.. neck yourself... 2/10

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user....

IM GONNA COOOOOOOM

Wow that looks a lot like my dinner.

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What in the fuck is that?

Looks good though

Your post made me realize I forgot to put carrots in my stew.
FUCK

kek

The breads are going to be all soggy by the time you eat it :(

Psychopath

let me that meat boy. spread it open

The bottom part that touches the pasta was pretty soggy actually because it was in contact with the sauce.

use minimal meat in your next lunch

dyel detected

literally how? also, checked.

It's too late I devoured it two nights in a row. It was just past medium well. I fucked up a little

based
im going to physically assault ketards

Because I've been tired and had a head ache all day. It's not a mistake I often make. This time I tried putting onions in it when I usually don't and the carrots slipped my mind.

Fascinating life problems, right?

let’s make this a tinder thread

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>cum with me if you want to live

KEK

I also eat a lot of oats, bananas, omelettes, lassagña, and broccoli.

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I like. So I deliver. Let’s wait for it boys

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Looks medium rare bud

I put the STD in stud, all I need is U

Kek

>21
doubt.jpg

why do you doubt?
Im in a big Uni and live pretty close to campus

The picture says 1998

Next one boys
Age: 19
Bio: I’m bored

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Can I use your breast milk for my Honey Nut Cheerios

I think its just a hipster filter im not sure. Her age states 22

man shes gonna age horribly

Ask her if she’ll supply you with the proper fluids for SS+GOMAD