daily reminder that if an user tells you to "have sex" then they are from r*ddit and do not belong here. chances are they go to parties, have a social life and have zero relation to r9k's community. These people being here is doing a massive disservice to the original inhabitants of r9k which are shy loner types. I personally have no desire to fornicate or interact with real humans. I have my own chemistry lab in my backyard where are do very fun and interesting things in there. sometimes i dissect animals and try to identify organs of certain animals i find from what the anatomical diagram says and i even have my own self containing biomes. My science lab is my true happy place and having sex wont make me any happier. So do us a favor, social life having normalfags and stop telling people who dont want to have sex to do it. Just because I have violent thoughts doesnt mean i need to fornicate everyone does and thats normal. Ive had my science lab since i was 11 and i dug it myself. What i did was dig a 4 foot deep hole, places a shed from home depot in there and covered it with dirt and it kinda looks like a telletubby house. its so comfortable in there and you sex having normalfags wish you could be me. I am an intellectual virgin and proud.
Daily reminder that if an user tells you to "have sex" then they are from r*ddit and do not belong here...
I fucking hate anime nearly as much as myself
I personally like it for no other reason besides the fact that the girls on there are so cute and they arent evil like real women. i am personally 6'4 and took the 2D pill when i was 9 because they are so much better than real ones and i can only feel attraction to anime girls
>spends free time walking around listening to music
I fucking wish
then what did you spend your free time doing? I usually wrote in my journal while listening to depressive suicidal black metal.
You're not a true robot unless you've always wanted to be a normal. You're just a larping edgy teen.
r9k is the board for fr1ndless social outcast virgins and that will never change no matter how much normtard ignoramuses want it to. There was this normalfag asian frat boy who was telling his friends about this place and I told him that he could get viruses when they went here. that hopefully scared those stupid chinks off from ever going here. that piece of shit should be hanged drawn and quartered for telling his normalfag friends about this place.
I dont want to be normal and have never wanted to. they live meaningless lives of materialism and they think that pleasure and material wealth is a true measure of happiness. my writing is my wealth. Bye guys I have to go to the gym seeya
Ill be back to type more in like 30 minutes.
also i prefer not to have friends and only want a girlfriend who is like tomoko and who i can trust so much that i can kill someone and she wont tell.
Just doped wasting my youth in my room, sometimes listening to music or vydia
not him but waging away so I can afford being alive
i don't own a portable medium to listen to music
take that dumb starter pack
Sorry bud, been on Jow Forums 11 years. R9k is not a board for incels, it just houses a fraction of the incel community because they have no home. This is not a feel good place for people all of the same mind, you're thinking of a safe space such as reddit, you should check it out
Indeed, Jow Forums is for robots, not incels or normalfags like yourself. You're thinking of facebook, maybe you should check it out.
Anyone who isnt an incel is normal
nigga robots ARE incels if you have sex that means you have social skills and are involved in a group. you cannot be a robot without also being an incel idiot.
its time to leave
i hate how normalfags use this whole "ive been here longer than you" argument if your a normalfag, your a normalfag and you need to get the fuck off my board.
period. you do not gain status for being here longer since such concepts are vague in an anonymous website.
>loner starter park
>1-2 friends
user I...
> robots aren't involuntarily celibate
oh shit i didnt see that. one sec ill edit the photo once i post another thread.
I thought the "have sex" meme came from /tv/?
This is cringe as fuck
Odessa
"Have sex" is such a low-effort retort that it is instantly recognizable that a normalshit posted it. Only they could be so dumb and ignorant to robot minds and lives.
Nice digits in this thread
>off by one
Sorry for your loss
>cringe
>r*ddit spacing
found the neurotypical normalfag from reddit
kindly fuck off and die.
>implying im going to read all that shit
have sex
>These people being here is doing a massive disservice to the original inhabitants of r9k which are shy loner types.
WRONG, the neet permavirgin types were never part of the original Jow Forums when moot created the board in '08. It was originally like a /b/ 2.0 where every post had to be original. It was a way of separating the meme lulz threads from the emerging deeper thought threads that were starting to appear on /b/ at the time. Essentially it was suppose to be /b/, only smarter. Unfortunately with intelligence comes misery and it was only a matter of time until the board got spammed with whiney people who had found other whiny people like them who were miserable and couldn't get laid. That's around the same time that smaller-time memes like Wojak and Pepe EXPLODED on Jow Forums as a way of illustrating people's personal miseries. Eventually Jow Forums got so bad and the same threads kept popping up again and again that moot called this place "a gangbang of whining" and eventually later shut it down...but the damage was done as an undesirable community was created that lost its containment board and started infecting the rest of Jow Forums with its whining that moot had to bring the board back.
Don't tell me about " the original inhabitants of r9k" I was here from day one. This board is nothing like it was when it started.
it doesnt matter if they were the original habitants or not. we are the vocal majority and we friendless virgins have conquered your lands. now perish or die!
What is the definition of "robot" for you all anyway? I feel like the recent Jow Forums robot despise normal people in a leftist kind of way, where they try to make their weaknesses accepted, and even glorified, instead of trying to solve them and improve. I agree with - for the only thing Pinocchio ever wanted was to be a real boy.
>You're not a true robot unless you've always wanted to be a normal
This is literally the definition of a failed normalfag though
No it isn't. When you're legitimately fucked in the head you just want to be normal.
I've tried. It doesn't work. Embrace it.