Enter boomer gym

>enter boomer gym
>STAND UP AND SHOUT! SHOUT!
>STAND UP AND SHOUT!
>LET IT OUT!

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=jws73OMT6a8
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Jow Forums really needs to make a "Boomer/Zoomer Gym Audio Simulator" website, like that one emulating conference calls for Jow Forums

>IT'S THE SAME OLD SONG
>YOU'VE GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE AT SOMETIME
>AND THEY NEVER LET YOU FLY

>enter boomer gym
>EEEEEEEEXTAANT LIIIIIIIGHT
>HEEEEEEERE TOOO NIIIGHT
>TAAAAAAAAINT MAH HAAAAAND
>WE’RE OFF TO NEVA NEVALAND

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Do you people actually listen to the gym playlists. Are you fucking retarded ?

>YOU'VE GOT DESIA
>SO LET IT OUT
>YOUVE GOT DA FIRA
>STAND UP AND SHOUT

HEEEEE
ISSSS
THE
PAIN
KILLLLLLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHG

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>OOOO A A A A
>UGH UGH

Ahaha ah ah ah
I WAS CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAILROAD TRACK
(thunder)
I LOOKED AROUND AND I KNEW THERE WAS NO TURNING BACK
(thunder)

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=jws73OMT6a8

> desia
>da fira

fucking kek

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>Somebody tell me,
>Wont you tell me...
>Why I work so hard for you?
>All to give you money,
>All to give you money

IT'S LIKE
BROKEN GLASS
YOU GET CUT BEFORE YOU SEE IT
SO OPEN UP YOUR EYES

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>HEY! I JUST MET YOU
>AND THIS IS CRAZY
>BUT HERES MY NUMBER
>SO CALL ME MAYBE

>enter gym
>I LOOOOOOVE ROCK N ROLL
>SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY

>DIRTY DEEDS AND THE THUNDER CHIEF

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Which one

>zoomer-targeted gym run by boomers

>MONEY FOR NOTHIN
>AND YO CHICKS FOR FREE

IF YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE I TELL YOU I'M YOUR MAN
YOU WIN SOME YOU LOSE SOME IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME

SOUND OF THE DRUMS
BEATING IN MY HEART
THE THUNDER OF GUNS
TORE ME APART

YOUVE BEEN

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>BITCH ASS NIGGA SKRRR BRAAP BRAAP YEAH MO'FUCKA OOGA BOOGA

> DREAMS OF WAR DREAMS OF LIES DREAMS OF DRAGONS FIRE
> AND OF BAKED APPLE PIEEEEEE

>GIVE ME FOOD
>GIVE ME PIES
>GIVE ME SHAKES AND EXTRA FRIES

>ONE

>NOTHIN' WRONG WITH ME

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YOU’VE GOT DESIRE
SO LET IT OUT
YOU’VE GOT THE POWER
STAND UP AND SHOUT, SHOUT
STAND UP AND SHOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUT

DUNDER TRUCK

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>IM YOUR TRUTH
>TELLING LIES
>IM HERE EATING APPLE PIE

>enter 30yr old boomer gym
>I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME
>I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME
>NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME
>BECAUSE HATE, IS ALL THE WORLD'S FUCKING SEEN LATELY

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ONLY WAY TO FEEL THE NOISE IS WHEN IT’S GOOD AND LOUD
FEEL SO GOOD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, SCREAMIN’ WITH THE CROWD

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AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
LOOOOOOORD KNOOOOOOWS I CANT CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE

>walk into boomer gym
>Instantly get hit with the smell of cigarettes and white monster
>SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE
>WHO AM I TO DISPLEASE
>See gym crush getting finger blasted by a boomer with a whitesnake shirt with the sleeves cut off
>the guy next to him takes a hit from his cig and starts to bench press
Where am I

>SHE'S ONLY SEVENTEENNNNN
>HER DADDY SAYS SHE'S TOO YOUNG, BUT SHE'S ONLY LOVE FOR ME

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WELL SHE WAS JUST SEVENTEEN
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

AND THEY WAY SHE LOOKED WAS WAY BEYOND COMPAARE

>enter doomer gym
>THAT THERE
>THAT'S NOT MEEEEE

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dude, even i have more curves what the hell

Body like a refrigerator.

Its exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

I'LL BE YOUR SISTER!
BE YOUR LOVER, BABY!
BE YOUR MOTHER!
IF YOU NEED SOMEBODY!

>Enter millenial gym

I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAA
DA BA DEE DA BA DAA DA BA DEE DA BA DAA DA BA DEE DA BA DAA
DA BA DEE DA BA DAA DA BA DEE DA BA DAA DA BA DEE DA BA DAA

youtu.be/9eH_GJIV20M

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>WHEEEEUN DUN DUDUDUN DUDUDUN DUN DUN
>DUN DUDUDUN DUDUDUN DUDUDUUUUUDUN
>HOLY DIVER
>YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA

>CUT MY SLICE OF THE PIZZA
>IT'S A FIVE STAR RESORT
>CONSTAPATION
>NO FECES
>DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF CUT A FART BREATHING

>when you have a car, you can go to any gym you want

Boomer gym music is unironically better than zoomer gym music.

Zoomer gyms either play top 40 hits or slow-ass hip hop that doesn't motivate you at all.

heard this at the gym the other week, surprisingly hype

I know faggot
Are you autistic

Based