user why haven't you joined the military yet?
- free benefits
- large group of friends
- purpose in life
- make your parents proud
- might kill you before you kill yourself
- your squad shares tfw no gf
explain
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Benjamin Perry
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Lucas James
My parents think only faggots with nothing going on in their life join the military
Jeremiah Morris
>My parents think
And why the fuck does that impact your decisions?
Jose Parker
imagine following everything your parents say as gospel
Landon Peterson
That's me,
It was either suicide or military, Lovin the military rn
Lucas Reyes
OP said it'd make my parents proud. It wouldn't. I'm happy with my life, make decent money and here's the kicker, I'm actually hooking up with a Marine's girlfriend. While he's deployed with a bunch of goat fuckers I'm railing his cute girlfriend, I think he's planning on proposing her when he comes from his deployment, he looks like the average robot but fit, looks like a mongoloid, he's proof the military won't make you any more alpha, you join a beta, you leave a beta.
Mason Jones
I did and I fucking hate it
Ethan Price
because i was put in a mental hospital and cant own a gun for 5 years.
Ian Miller
My life has been to shitty for me to give up what little free will I have
Gavin Ward
or you join a beta and some fucking looser fucks your gf while your miles away in some fucked country living in the shit doing things and experiencing things you and his shit head slut of a gf will never get to do or see
Lincoln Wood
It's unethical, they take away your rights, only shitty people around you, manual labor that doesn't even build anything just torture, not a cunt as all ex-military people are right winger cunts and I have no wish to be that gay shit.
>why don't these lazy goyim get jobs?
>maybe convince them to go into the military oy vey
It'd be different if you were actually fighting to make the world a better place rather than keeping the status quo of monarchs of whom own oil fields and other faggy shit like where we get our opiates from. Not a war but policing nations, fuck the pointless capitalistically corrupt kikery.
Elijah Ramirez
mile long list of physical disqualifiers
Juan Turner
>assisting, fighting, and possibly dying for israel
no thanks
Ian Sullivan
currently studying the asvab study guide. i got a 19 at recruiter station.... i always had a dream to join the marine corp and i just cant shake it or get it out of my head. theres only one way to know if its for me and its a scary thought. flying to South Carolina, going to 13 week boot camp at Paris Island. No phone, no sense of time. (they make it so you dont even know the real time for awhile). Military time too. you have to learn new words for everything. can say me,my or him. have to refer to myself as this recruit or that recruit. im just nervous. also The drill instructors screaming in our faces. Black friday wirlwind. and i know "they cant beat you" but i also know the marine corp is steeped in tradition and goes back a really long time and they love there tradition. boot camp is suppose to "make marines" and theres more to making a marine then just the boot camp scehdule.... Then what comes after 10 days of boot leave. I want to go infatry to theres soi/itb.... i heard thats even harder. THen hitting the fleet and checking into your unit. The hazing ive read is really rlly bad. nobody on the usmc boot reddit page comes out with it. they always say, "its not that bad" but i know its some sort of hush hush dont say what goes on type thing. im rlly nervous but being a NEET sucks so bad my family rlly thinks im a discrace and i know i am sorta. but i know i can do it. im huge and very athletic. i learn so much as much as a civi can learn about the corp. i think its time i go for it but im just nevous of comitting for 4 years ya know? thank you rant over... thnx for the thread op
Charles Morris
>not even going getting a high enough asvab score to be a nuclear engineer
Why kill yourself when you can use your knowledge to try and understand the universe, breh.
Brody Campbell
>hooking up with a marines girlfriend
>on r9k
lie harder daddy
Asher Gray
>19
holy fuck how did you get through school
Samuel Garcia
stop being a pussy just do it... i am... gl ;)
Adam Edwards
>Join the Navy
>Ride a boat
>Play DDR
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Hudson Brown
I'm gonna go in an MMA training camp in about a month. I guess it's about the same experience, now that I think about it, minus the shouting.
Connor Gomez
i barely did. was a sped but the teachers loved me so they passed me thanks man :D