>Be me
>Rich as shit
>Father is a billionaire
>He killed a 250lbs peasant while drag racing his maybach
>Country road in the middle of nowhere
>He calls his friends so that they clean up the mess
>He jokes about grafting me the peasant s ballsack
>I am tell him that I want to
>He understands that I am not joking
>He calls surgeon friend while I empty the champagne ice bucket into a LV handbag
>Father takes knife out and cuts peasants ballsack out and puts it in the LV handbag
>Helicopter arrives and races to the hospital
>Surgeon takes ballsack out and grafts me one of tge peasants balls
>tfw 3000mg of test.
Just got a 3rd testicular graft
Christopher Reed
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Isaiah Jones
Are you fucking high?
Thomas Kelly
based
Sebastian Jackson
>has another man's nut inside him
That's kinda gay bro
Adam Sullivan
Females cant stop sniffing my ass like dogs due to this much test
Christian Smith
Mods, this should NOT be pruned because this is probably the most health & fitness related post we've had on the board in a month.
Levi Russell
Imagine getting cucked when it was your cock that nutted in her.
Christian Cox
Cringy larping or high on something
Daniel Martinez
But on a real note here: Could you hypothetically transplant one mans balls into another? Any anons versed in biology/medicine who could explain why/why not? Sounds like an idea for people who lost a ball to trauma/disease
Ayden Nelson
what if u had a child tho and u get cucked
Colton Perry
do they have to connect that tube though?
Nathan Gomez
it used to be in vogue in the 1920s to use gorilla testicles
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Jackson Russell
You could vasectomize the transplanted one
Brandon White
Ian Torres
Well just use the new testicle for hormone production but vasectomize it.
Logan Martin
Balls touching, hella gay
Adam Clark
Why not just put the balls into the champagne bucket.
Money can't buy intelligence can it.
Isaac Evans
>probably
Ryder Martin
Kek this. The fuck did I just read
Parker Campbell
Reading through the wiki an user posted, it doesn't seem like any tubes were connected. The extra testie must have been connected by the body's scar tissue or something. I dunno, someone confirm this
Jayden Ross
Concealment
Landon Young
Posting in good thread
Blake Cox
What else can you transplant? Can you have two hearts like aliens do?
Dylan Harris