This is the body you need to date Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a first class munter and is not Jow Forums approved

FUARK BROS I CAN ONLY COOM TO HER VIDS. FUCK WHY IS SHE SO HOT FUCK WHY AM I TEN YEARS YOUNGER AAAAA I LIFT FOR HER AAAAAA. LET ME PUT HER IN A CAR AND LEAVE HER IN A CABIN IN THE OUTBACK AAAAAAA. FUCK THIS WORLD

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>ten years younger
so is her bf

She is objectively High six/ low seven. Get out more cumbrain.

>this is the body you need to date Lily-Rose Depp

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unironically this

It might be his body but your ignoring everything else people care about. Status, Ability, Money, Personality.

Why would you want to date some used up borderline chick with daddy issues?

she fucks niggers would not smash

Why would you want to date that misshapen giant child looking thing?

He’s gay, right?

yeah, totally. as a gay guy, I too go around kissing girls for no reason whatsoever.

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Imagine the herpes

>6'6"
>Multimillionaire

What's your point?

No need to imagine

He's pretty cute I'd date him too...

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why does she have love handles

I would want to date t swift and make her pregnant

>body by meth

>her political views determine her appearance
is this the human brain on misogyny?
also
>thinking that Swift genuinely holds these beliefs and doesn't just use them to sell music

extremely based mindset

I was looking for “gay celebrity kissing woman” and expected to find pics of guys like George Michael and Liberace in their “straight” days, but instead I got pics of Chalamet and Depp lol

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Just you wait.

>he still thinks most women give a shit about being really fit

absolutely based

>thinking that this is misogyny
He gives a shit about a woman's views. That's some soft hearted deeply caring lovey-dovey sensitive soiboy type shit. That ain't misogyny.

He's almost a foot taller you blind retard.

He has an attractive face, and amazing hair

Well... there's a problem i don't want to date them...
I want to FUUUCK THEEM

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so do you, baby

B&R I verbatim thought this to myself.

his body is good and so is face pretty damn tall too no?

wait michael isnt handsome tho? no homo

Inb4 home gyms with taytay posters

imagine being a twink, can pull literally anyone on the planet.

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I like those swim trunks who can ID

Based big brain

they're walking on a fucking beach you absolute mongoloid

>this is the body that you need to get dumped by taylor swift and have a song passively written about you.
That roasty is used up. And will likely never find long term joy in romance.

So what retard measure from their feet and up you literal mong.

She's chungus now, not current sample

Fuck yes user
Fuck normie women, we have standards in here.

Its all about face

>Face trumps height
More news at 11

Taylor Swift is an assless bitch. Never understood why she has such an obsessive fanbase.

>them breeding hips

Because she has a cute face and a good attitude. A lot of women would be a lot more attractive if they had a cheery attitude

Her face is just makeup and she doesn't have a good attitude

doesnt this bitch go to magick mafia run celeb sex parties lol.???

>the angry Jow Forumscel lashes out with all the sour grape fueled inceldom he can muster against the evil womyn who doesnt agree with his retard politics
lmao. your time is over fag. enjoy unemployment if you even make a peep IRL about your 'redpilled' meme view pointsh hahahahahahaaa

Go back

she has hundreds of millions of dollars. you have nothign but your forced virginity and self-loathing masquerading as stoicism xD

Even so she looks good and her attitude she wears in interviews and performances was up until recently of someone who was fun loving.

you first cross boarding piece of shit

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You first
>>>Jow Forums

he's very handsome desu

Taylor Swift has an ugly feline face, and is too skinny with absolutely no muscle tone. She's a 5 at best and you wouldn't look at her twice if she wasn't famous. Go to any college campus and you'll see tons of girls that are way hotter.

>muh pol boogieman
Lm
Ao

Ooo burn you git him bruv

are you claiming you don't post on Jow Forums? you aren't lying are you.

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Yeah but they won’t talk to me either so...

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>She's a 5 at best and you wouldn't look at her twice if she wasn't famous
off the charts r9k Jow Forumscel

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Well im the user who thinks she has a good attitude and I post on Jow Forums

you don't need muscles when you have height and a horse cock.

The look like a fine match, skinny model looking people. What’s your problem,seething retard?

>tfw 90% of Jow Forums is out of taylor swift's league
mad how all the most successful and attractive humans all gather on the same fitness board. i never meet anyone as good as me irl but we're all here x

Pro-tip fellas: If you're Jow Forums and a girl likes you for your body, gtfo while you can, she just wants to show you off to her friends. If you're Jow Forums and the girl is more impressed by your dedication that made and keeps you Jow Forums, she's a keeper.

POST BODY

good for you. admitting your retarded is the first step towards not posting anymore.
>tfw out of taylor swifts league
>tfw instead of becoming a male fashion model and aquiring billions of dollars by leveraging my good looks and 195(%) I post NIGGER NIGGERR NIGGER on an anime message board

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youre a retarded faggot. wow bro i admire ur dediation to lifting blocks of metal and not the physical attributes that make you sexually attractive at a genetic level and signs of your fitness (muscles)

this is your retarded fucking retard brain on Jow Forums

I've never been to Jow Forums, Swift just isn't attractive to me bro. She's nothing special looks wise or talent wise.
bitter lookscel detected

Rent Free. Stay chapped my friend.

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fucking based that’s the shit I come to Jow Forums for

>instead of becoming a male fashion model and aquiring billions of dollars by leveraging my good looks and 195(%) I post NIGGER NIGGERR NIGGER on an anime message board
living the dream user. living the dream.

>She's nothing special looks wise or talent wise.
hahahah
>he posts the reddit frog in 2019
please tell me you dont do this

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>pepe bad
>posts goblino
I thought you were trolling at first but I'm starting to sense some genuine buttmad here

this a million times

You sound like you're not Jow Forums

>he defends his reddit frog
>he hates the best Jow Forums meme that permanently destroyed ameriggga

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Based. Triggering incel roastie discord trannies coomers.

roastie detected

in what paradise do you live that this isnt a decent body?

>thinking America is not the greatest country in human history

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>wanting to date saylor twift
user, you like Huey Lewis and the News?

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found the faggot

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Have you seen her ass dude?
>404 cheeks not found
It's the body you get when your entire daily food intake is a turkey sandwich and a pint of ice cream

looks better than any chick ive had

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